SalaciousMonkey22
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Welcome y’all to Salacious Monkey’s Euphemism Emporium.
I figured rather than asking folks if everything was a euphemism I’d just go ahead and ask you to tell me your euphemisms in advance. All proactive and shit.
Also I wanted to rip off some dropout.tv but don’t tell anyone, it’ll be our little secret.
Anyway, the rules are pretty simple and will be unevenly and irregularly enforced anyway.
I’ll name a topic here:
Someone’s Junk
THEN and this important to read before you go all buck wild THEN I’ll name:
A Celebrity
THEN you will suggest a euphemism for that celebrity’s junk
THEN you will name another celebrity
THEN someone else will suggest a name for that celebrity’s junk and so on and so forth.
Note: I will periodically change the things you’re euphemising (that’s a word. No you shut up) and what you’re doing it based upon. So if things seem weird, check this post.
Example:
Me: Tom Cruise
You: Top Gun
Marissa Tomei.
Next poster: My cousin’s Vinny!
Albert Einstein
Easy, peasy, lemon squeezy. Got it?
I figured rather than asking folks if everything was a euphemism I’d just go ahead and ask you to tell me your euphemisms in advance. All proactive and shit.
Also I wanted to rip off some dropout.tv but don’t tell anyone, it’ll be our little secret.
Anyway, the rules are pretty simple and will be unevenly and irregularly enforced anyway.
I’ll name a topic here:
Someone’s Junk
THEN and this important to read before you go all buck wild THEN I’ll name:
A Celebrity
THEN you will suggest a euphemism for that celebrity’s junk
THEN you will name another celebrity
THEN someone else will suggest a name for that celebrity’s junk and so on and so forth.
Note: I will periodically change the things you’re euphemising (that’s a word. No you shut up) and what you’re doing it based upon. So if things seem weird, check this post.
Example:
Me: Tom Cruise
You: Top Gun
Marissa Tomei.
Next poster: My cousin’s Vinny!
Albert Einstein
Easy, peasy, lemon squeezy. Got it?
