😎 That Feeling When...

Tfw her thighs are pressing the side of your head and she grabs your hair pushing your face deeper
 
Tfw you realize that you woke up…not 5 minutes before the alarm…but 2 hours and 5 minutes before the alarm.

Spoon that pillow and settle in for the second half of the sandwich, baby.
 
TFW you ask “Have you seen the gorgeous moon out tonight?” and he answers “Yes! I noticed it twice. Not as gorgeous as my princess beside me at night though.”
 
TFW you bump your funny bone. :mad: Who TF named it the "funny bone" anyways? That's a sick sense of humor.
 
TFW you damn near cut your thumb off slicing the last of a sourdough loaf (my favourite) for toast, then you burn the toast. So I had no toast and very nearly no thumb...
 
That feeling when you can't decide if you've finished eating for the day and go do your intense oral hygiene routine, or put it off a little longer in case you want that biscuit for supper...
 
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