😈Ask me anything. SassySheDevil Edition 😈

[SassySheDevil]

The wonderful Y tagged me in this. I don't usually partake in these, but it's the start of a quiet weekend.

So. You have 24ish hours to ask anything you like. I'm pretty much an open book. I'll tell you if I need a pass.

The person who asks the best question, in my opinion. Will be next up to bat. (Who hasn't been chosen yet)

Ready, set, go!

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Ooohhh I want to know more about your penis collection.

What is your favorite Lit memory?

What have you learned about yourself during your recent health struggles?

Which Litster would you E-bone right now if you could?

On a scale of 1-10 how kinky would you say you are?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Ooohhh I want to know more about your penis collection.

What is your favorite Lit memory?

What have you learned about yourself during your recent health struggles?

Which Litster would you E-bone right now if you could?

On a scale of 1-10 how kinky would you say you are?

Haha. I guess I will have to voice some of these...

https://voca.ro/1jCA0w2bAE8C

https://www.***********/s/2wdof9ol65huenu/2020-01-08 22.33.12.jpg?dl=0
https://www.***********/s/0dq1x0lbtkn72q5/2020-01-08 22.32.59.jpg?dl=0
https://www.***********/s/alzkdxgxi8ao3sv/20210903_140029.jpg?dl=0

This last one. You can see a 3-D dick. Cockasaurus, that my sons buddy made me

 

[Ginmill72]

What is your beautiful self up to for the long weekend?

Any naughty Tom foolery afoot?

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Haha. I guess I will have to voice some of these...

https://voca.ro/1jCA0w2bAE8C

https://www.***********/s/2wdof9ol65huenu/2020-01-08 22.33.12.jpg?dl=0
https://www.***********/s/0dq1x0lbtkn72q5/2020-01-08 22.32.59.jpg?dl=0
https://www.***********/s/alzkdxgxi8ao3sv/20210903_140029.jpg?dl=0

This last one. You can see a 3-D dick. Cockasaurus, that my sons buddy made me

I’ll listen when I get some privacy, but I just have to say I love the cockasaurus Rex and LMAO @ the random bunnies mixed in with all those cocks! Impressive collection.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Ooooh yay!!!!


1) What could you give a 60-minute talk on with zero notice?
2)Do you have any recurring dreams?
3)If you were planning a heist, who on lit would be in your crew and what would their roles be?

I will definitely have to come back to #3. That will require thought.

1- Sex Ed. I always wanted to go into Sex Ed. I can talk just about anything sexual without embarrassment. My kids always begged me to never go ask the school if I could offer my assistance.

2- I have really bad insomnia and have for years. So I rarely get into deep enough sleep for dreams anymore. But truthfully. The most reoccurring dream I've ever had, was always about a Lit-together. Some details change, some people change, but it is always very similar. Somewhere in the midwest, people from all over coming, getting to meet a lot of people, the sexy fun had by all.

I promise to come back to number 3

What is your beautiful self up to for the long weekend?

Any naughty Tom foolery afoot?

Well. Normally this is one of the 2 long weekends I'm home alone, which I hate being alone. But kind of love the quietness. But this year. We've had too many forest fires, so where my husband always escapes for a weekend of 4x4ing with the guys, is closed. As is most of the forest service areas. So he is home this weekend.
I will most likely trying to help my daughter prep her bus for painting (her and her bf are building a "Schoolie"

https://www.***********/s/57rk8jkh8leo3wo/20201015_164335.jpg?dl=0


No Naughty fun planned.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I’ll listen when I get some privacy, but I just have to say I love the cockasaurus Rex and LMAO @ the random bunnies mixed in with all those cocks! Impressive collection.

The rabbits have dicks too.

 

[Ginmill72]

Shame no naughtiness is going on.

Hopefully you get a chance to soak in a hot tub or bath. If so I know someone who be willing to keep company

 

[SassySheDevil]

Ooooh yay!!!!

3)If you were planning a heist, who on lit would be in your crew and what would their roles be?

Okay. So it would have to be a big bank. Cause we'll need lots and lots of unmarked bills of course.

BFG and Myself. Because we're both short enough, that with masks, people will think we are kids.

Fara, because even though she has a sweet voice, she is intimidating as fuck at times, and can get even the biggest man to cower.
(that and she has to take care of Mommy, so I'll share)

13Fantasies. Because he's tall enough that he could practically just walk over a counter.

Flash, HarleyFarmer, and Mistheory for muscle.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Shame no naughtiness is going on.

Hopefully you get a chance to soak in a hot tub or bath. If so I know someone who be willing to keep company

Oh. I'll be in the hot tub for sure, and I will remember that.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Hi, Sassy! I've seen you around a lot, but I don't think we've ever interacted.

What's your favorite genre of music and who are some of your favorite artists?

What's your favorite way to relax at the end of a long day?

What movie or tv show have you rewatched the most?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Which are you going for and why? To be three feet taller or three feet shorter?

What has been your toughest moment on Lit?

And the highlight?

Do you have some kind of regular internal monologue when you’re on Lit?

lol I'm fucked either way I think. 3 feet shorter, and I'll be the height of your average 1 year old.
3 feet taller and I'll never find clothes to fit.

I enjoy being short, so I guess if I have to pick the 2. Shorter. But I'll need a driver, and a person who reaches all my stuff. I struggle enough now.

Toughest moment. Very publicly losing my best friend.
Highlight. There isn't really 1. If I said highlights. It would be the chances I've had to meet the Litsters I have.

Which are you going with and why:


- clean the house or cook the dinner

- for your partner to be good at oral sex or good at penetrative sex

- be the leader or follow the lead

- wait for the call or make the call

- try and try again or give up first go

*Cook the dinner.

*I'm kind of used to no Oral sex. So penetrative sex will always win.

*I'm sadly not much of a leader. So I will follow anyone into temptation.

*This depends on the situation. My confidence in the situation etc. Picking 1. I'll probably wait for the call.

*Try again. I don't give up easily on most things.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Hi, Sassy! I've seen you around a lot, but I don't think we've ever interacted.

What's your favorite genre of music and who are some of your favorite artists?

What's your favorite way to relax at the end of a long day?

What movie or tv show have you rewatched the most?

Favorite Genre- Top 40s. Halsey, Ed Sheeran, Maroon 5, Bebe Rexha, The Kid Laroi, Hayley Kiyoko.
When I'm blah. I often go to Country though. I have some angry, pissed off music also.

Relaxing at the end of the day. Either in my hammock with a book, or the hot tub.

TV- Law and Order SVU is probably the most re-watched. NCIS, Criminal minds. Love them.
Movie- Below her mouth.

 

[ydahecnot]

So…

—Have you had, um, sexy time with any items in your penis collection? Men don’t count.

—Does having a cock slide between your breasts do anything for you? And where will you let the cum shot go?

 

[Ratchetman1982]

The wonderful Y tagged me in this. I don't usually partake in these, but it's the start of a quiet weekend.

So. You have 24ish hours to ask anything you like. I'm pretty much an open book. I'll tell you if I need a pass.

The person who asks the best question, in my opinion. Will be next up to bat. (Who hasn't been chosen yet)

Ready, set, go!

If you were a muppet, what color fur would you have and what color nose?

 

[SassySheDevil]

So…

—Have you had, um, sexy time with any items in your penis collection? Men don’t count.

—Does having a cock slide between your breasts do anything for you? And where will you let the cum shot go?

haha not with any in the cabinets.
I have a separate collection of dicks for sexy time.

The only thing it does for me is visual. I enjoy the visual of it. I enjoy his face. I enjoy how excited he gets. Cum.. From this? Either in my mouth, or all over my tits. ( I can still lick it off)

What’s your favourite sex position (apparently you should be able to choose just one, who knew!)?

Are you sexually satisfied?

What one thing might you adjust about your current lived sexual experience?

Favorite:Vaginal. Something like this. On my side, with varying places I can move my legs. https://www.sex.com/pin/58307688-now-thats-some-hardcore-anal-sex/
(yes I realize this isn't vaginal lol)


Anal .. this. https://www.sex.com/pin/59937921-its-not-anal-if-it-isnt-balls-deep/

Sexually satisfied: no.

What might I adjust. .. I have been lucky to explore a lot. But I'd love to bring in more people. More of an open relationship/hot wife situation.

 

[SassySheDevil]

If you were a muppet, what color fur would you have and what color nose?

well. Considering I change my hair colors often. I know that I look best in Red, blue, Purple, and pink.
If I picked one. My favorite color combination is Pink. With a black nose.
Pink and black are my favorite.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Uhmmmm I never know what to ask in these threads (am a terrible conversationalist) but I have GOT to chime in and say OMGosh I just heard your voice for the first time ever! And it’s brilliant! Which is no surprise really because so are you. I remember a discussion a while ago where you stated that you are reluctant to do voice recordings, so it’s lucky for me that I caught you today.
Also, your penis collection is a riot!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Just here to say that I am 110% behind the lit-together idea!!! And I’m in the Midwest... just sayin

I’ve also dreamed about this, twice!

Back in the yahoo chat days. The local cities used to have a lot of different get togethers. I went to a Couple that they had in Seattle. Aside from the fact that I ended up being the DD. It was always fun.

And in my dreams. The borders are open lol

 

[SassySheDevil]

Uhmmmm I never know what to ask in these threads (am a terrible conversationalist) but I have GOT to chime in and say OMGosh I just heard your voice for the first time ever! And it’s brilliant! Which is no surprise really because so are you. I remember a discussion a while ago where you stated that you are reluctant to do voice recordings, so it’s lucky for me that I caught you today.
Also, your penis collection is a riot!

haha. Thank you Dee. I've always been weirdly awkward about my voice. I hear a dude in my head. I've been told a million times that I do not sound like a guy.

 

[AlexBailey]

Hello SassySheDevil,

I've seen you around the forum but we've never met. I don't think you sound like a guy and I like your avatar.

Your black fetishy shirt (bodysuit?) caught my eye a while ago.


* Are you into goth or kink?

* What is your favorite Olympic sport to watch?

* What was your first car?

* What was your first paid job?


-Alex

 

[SassySheDevil]

Hello SassySheDevil,

I've seen you around the forum but we've never met. I don't think you sound like a guy and I like your avatar.

Your black fetishy shirt (bodysuit?) caught my eye a while ago.


* Are you into goth or kink?

* What is your favorite Olympic sport to watch?

* What was your first car?

* What was your first paid job?


-Alex

thank you. The black outfit actually is a shirt for a normal person. I bought it when I did a Boudoir many years ago. But I quickly learned how forgiving that material is. So now I have many different colors and styles.

*I went through a Goth phase and certain parts of it stuck with me. My level of Kink mostly is for dress up. Back when I used to take a lot more pictures, I used to love props. Whips, floggers, tails/plugs, nothing major though. I still love collars and Chokers. I have lots of kitty ears/tails/outfits.
I just like dressing up.


*The only Olympic event I watch is Gymnastics.

*My first car was a 1976 Toyota Corolla . Horrible yellow.

* My first paid job was training Whippets for races and Collies for shows. It was super fun. I got to travel around the state with the lady for events.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Thank you to everyone who asked questions.
I messaged the next hopeful a few hours ago, so hopefully he will respond. Because there were only a couple that haven't been picked yet. Hopefully he will respond and I will edit this.

But I also thought it would be helpful to add a list of those who've done them so far.

Bad Amy
Codeman 93
StacyLeigh
Lonelywife
Rainshine
PLP
WhiskyJack
ShyNaughtyGirl
AlexBailey
Ydahecnot
SassyShedevil


Here's hoping he'll reply!!!

Thank you all.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Dang it, I missed my chance to ask a question.

Oh well.

*hugs tight*

 

[BadAmy]

I haven't asked yet!!!! Busy day

Ok...until the next one...
How often do you pamper yourself? Like hair, nailed...massage even?