😈 Man Meat Monday 😈

Hey boys.
Here is your Monday homework assignment...

Impress us tomorrow. Be unique.

Dont just unzip and take a mirror selfie. Those are great but...

Put it next to a soda can/beer bottle/water bottle etc.
Lay it on your laptop.
Use two hands and stroke it.
Balance a bottle of aspirin on it.
Lay coins on it.
Oil/lube it up and make it greasy...
Write my name or another litster's name on it!
 
Hey boys.
Here is your Monday homework assignment...

Impress us tomorrow. Be unique.

Dont just unzip and take a mirror selfie. Those are great but...

Put it next to a soda can/beer bottle/water bottle etc.
Lay it on your laptop.
Use two hands and stroke it.
Balance a bottle of aspirin on it.
Lay coins on it.
Oil/lube it up and make it greasy...
Write my name or another litster's name on it!
Damn where is your mind today? :D
 
Hey boys.
Here is your Monday homework assignment...

Impress us tomorrow. Be unique.

Dont just unzip and take a mirror selfie. Those are great but...

Put it next to a soda can/beer bottle/water bottle etc.
Lay it on your laptop.
Use two hands and stroke it.
Balance a bottle of aspirin on it.
Lay coins on it.
Oil/lube it up and make it greasy...
Write my name or another litster's name on it!
I understand the assignment.
 
Hey boys.
Here is your Monday homework assignment...

Impress us tomorrow. Be unique.

Dont just unzip and take a mirror selfie. Those are great but...

Put it next to a soda can/beer bottle/water bottle etc.
Lay it on your laptop.
Use two hands and stroke it.
Balance a bottle of aspirin on it.
Lay coins on it.
Oil/lube it up and make it greasy...
Write my name or another litster's name on it!
Yes ma'am
 
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