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[Deleted member 1306910]

The imagination is often so much better than reality! This sounds like the beginning of a novel!

Lizzie Delaney had dreamed of going to Mexico for years. That morning, as she sat on her balcony, eating her freshly made cilantro salsa, she felt as if she had turned a new corner, begun a new life. She had a feeling as if she could do anything!

At that same moment, Gerard Jones was falling into the river Thames. It was not his best day, so far. He owed some people money that he ought not to owe, who took such things personally. They hadn't pushed him into the river, Gerry had jumped to avoid the attention of large, bald men with guns. Now he wondered, why had he not considered another option?

Little did these two people know, their lives were about to collide in unpredictable, but hilarious ways.

 

[Oldsmallcock]

I am chatting with a lady and she is in control and making me jerk off

 

[LikeableMe]

Lizzie Delaney had dreamed of going to Mexico for years. That morning, as she sat on her balcony, eating her freshly made cilantro salsa, she felt as if she had turned a new corner, begun a new life. She had a feeling as if she could do anything!

At that same moment, Gerard Jones was falling into the river Thames. It was not his best day, so far. He owed some people money that he ought not to owe, who took such things personally. They hadn't pushed him into the river, Gerry had jumped to avoid the attention of large, bald men with guns. Now he wondered, why had he not considered another option?

Little did these two people know, their lives were about to collide in unpredictable, but hilarious ways.

When is the next instalment?

 

[AmberLGreen]

I am chatting with a lady and she is in control and making me jerk off

Some people have all the luck

 

[n8Romantic]

Calling it quits for the day on my "Clean the Fuckin' Garage" project. Drinking an Eagle Aye-P-A from 6 Bears & A Goat Brewery.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Do you role play?

What did you have in mind?

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

When is the next instalment?

Ya think I should turn it into a story here on Lit? You just want to see Lizzie give Gerry mouth to mouth.

 

[AmberLGreen]

PM me and find out. Lol

I have to PM? I don’t do that. Any other options?

 

[AmberLGreen]

We could email if you want

What’s your email?

 

[AmberLGreen]

My username here with @gmail.com

Do you have a picture of yourself and a voice message just so I can confirm you are a male before I embark on this wondrous journey. A live video clip would be my preferred option but I will settle for a picture and voice.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Dying

 

[AmberLGreen]

I can email them to you

I want to trust you I really do but that would mean me giving you my email address without be knowing for certain you are who you say you are. Thank you for the kind offer but I will just have to keep looking.

 

[Whiteknight51083]

I want to trust you I really do but that would mean me giving you my email address without be knowing for certain you are who you say you are. Thank you for the kind offer but I will just have to keep looking.

Ummm ok

 

[ydahecnot]

Ummm ok

Hey, I tried, too.

 

[LikeableMe]

Ya think I should turn it into a story here on Lit? You just want to see Lizzie give Gerry mouth to mouth.

If you’re into writing, why not?

 

[Whiteknight51083]

Hey, I tried, too.

Yea usually I use an email I don’t care about or just send a PM to see if someone is real. Oh well. I am not always comfortable posting on the forums

 

[AmberLGreen]

Hey, I tried, too.

You could be the reason I never give my email out. The things you wanted to do with that asparagus were even too much for my imagination

 

[ydahecnot]

You could be the reason I never give my email out. The things you wanted to do with that asparagus were even too much for my imagination

I was going to wash it first!

 

[ShaneoD]

Pretending to type with my right hand, scrolling with my left

 

[AmberLGreen]

I was going to wash it first!

You would need to wash it after too

 

[AmberLGreen]

Pretending to type with my right hand, scrolling with my left

Which one are you stroking with?

 

[Daisy_Love]

You could be the reason I never give my email out. The things you wanted to do with that asparagus were even too much for my imagination

Jesus, it must’ve been bad

 

[Daisy_Love]

Which one are you stroking with?

Oh man you beat me to it!!
Seeee what I did there???

 

[ShaneoD]

Which one are you stroking with?

I imagine that's a stackable offense on the nightshift

 

[Daisy_Love]

I imagine that's a stackable offense on the nightshift

Stackable