🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[cheekygirl75]

Go eat your ice cream, you cookie meanie!

wait...put some between these two cookies for me.

Not too cold for ice cream today?

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Warming up after ice skating for a couple hours!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Thinking how to get a bite of that cookie without getting smacked

If I was distracted, I wouldn’t notice

Sshh! Nobody tell him it has all gone. I am looking forward to the distraction

 

[barefootgirl69]

Not too cold for ice cream today?

It might be 59 outside. This morning it was 33° and that's just bs, you know? Desert cold is unlike the cold in Michigan. It seeps into your bones.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Oat and raisin are the WORSE cookie! Stupid masquerading as chocolate chip cookies!

Do what I do and take. Bite before you buy them. If you bite a raisin one, just put it back and keep going until you get a chocolate one

 

[Grumpy_OG]

If I was distracted, I wouldn’t notice

Sshh! Nobody tell him it has all gone. I am looking forward to the distraction

If you were looking for a distraction....you would have given me that damn cookie!
my plan is working perfectly

 

[redcalling]

Laying in bed. Zipper down. You can guess the rest.

 

[AmberLGreen]

If you were looking for a distraction....you would have given me that damn cookie!
my plan is working perfectly

Are you saying that you provide distractions for a half eaten cookie? Didn’t know you were that cheap

 

[AmberLGreen]

Laying in bed. Zipper down. You can guess the rest.

Your career is in the process of giving you a bed bath?

 

[Grumpy_OG]

Are you saying that you provide dickstractions for a half eaten cookie? Didn’t know you were that cheap

Hey times are tough on the board...gotta bite the bullet and do what I gotta do.

PS you misspelled distraction.

 

[redcalling]

Your career is in the process of giving you a bed bath?

Oh my, I think the excitement got you there. Career is not the same as caretaker. I’d prefer a massage though ;-)

 

[AmberLGreen]

Hey things are hard on the board...gotta just grab the bullet and do what I gotta do.

PS you misspelled distraction.

FIFY

 

[AmberLGreen]

Oh my, I think the excitement got you there. Career is not the same as caretaker. I’d prefer a massage though ;-)

Fucking autocorrect

 

[redcalling]

Fucking autocorrect

The sincerest of struggles. I too have felt that burn.

 

[Grumpy_OG]

FIFY

No the agreed upon price was a hundred not fify.. you must still have cookies in your mouth

 

[orangecurious]

Laying in bed. Zipper down. You can guess the rest.

you peed yourself?

 

[redcalling]

you peed yourself?

I feel I set myself up for so many volleys

 

[AmberLGreen]

No the agreed upon price was a hundred not fify.. you must still have cookies in your mouth

Fucking hell! Talk about inflation rises! Half an hour ago it was a half eaten cookie for a dickstraction and now it is 100.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I feel I set myself up for so many volleys

Be careful taking those balls out through the zipper. Wouldn’t want you to have an accident. Wait until your carer has managed to take your trousers all the way off

 

[barefootgirl69]

Fucking hell! Talk about inflation rises! Half an hour ago it was a half eaten cookie for a dickstraction and now it is 100.

Maybe the price raised along with the ...um...uhhhh...yeah.

 

[Grumpy_OG]

Fucking hell! Talk about inflation rises! Half an hour ago it was a half eaten cookie for a dickstraction and now it is 100.

I told ya you should have shared your cookies...we'd be well into that dickstraction part of the evening by now!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Maybe the price raised along with the ...um...uhhhh...yeah.

If the dickstraction raises as much as the price, I might bake him a whole batch of cookies

 

[AmberLGreen]

I told ya you should have shared your cookies...we'd be well into that dickstraction part of the evening by now!

If last time is anything to go by, we would have had the dickstraction part and the pillow talk by now

 

[redcalling]

Be careful taking those balls out through the zipper. Wouldn’t want you to have an accident. Wait until your carer has managed to take your trousers all the way

i don’t believe you not for one second. Malicious malificient

 

[Grumpy_OG]

If last time is anything to go by, we would have had the dickstraction part and the pillow talk by now

Now how can we talk with you putting that pillow over my face!