🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[SWR101]

It's cute and dark all at once.

I have this one

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I have this one

I knew it.. we're meant to be besties!!
The other shirt I want.. "This little light of mine..."

 

[trinething1ns]

Feeling inadequate in muh nerd shirts.

 

[SWR101]

I knew it.. we're meant to be besties!!
The other shirt I want.. "This little light of mine..."

I want this one

 

[trinething1ns]

Trying to get my kid to sleep, it’s not going well. We’ve been at it for over and hour.

Have you tried chloroform?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I want this one

Oohhh... it would fit!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Don’t even think that would work. Apparently just a shitty parent here.

You're not a shitty parent. Kids have nights when there's too much energy, body aches from growing pains manifest in odd ways, growth spurts, it can be anything...

 

[Qky75]

Contemplating the flow rate of ketchup

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Contemplating the flow rate of ketchup

.028 mph.

 

[Madhatter02]

.028 mph.

Nice smack on the bottom speeds it up

 

[DannieB]

Doing some serious online Christmas shopping

 

[cactusjack0584]

Nice smack on the bottom speeds it up

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[trinething1ns]

.028 mph.

Then, suddenly and without warning, 60,000 ft/s

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Doing some serious online Christmas shopping

 

[Neanderthal247]

I miss Betty white

I miss my girl Blanche

 

[TongueLust]

Getting comfy in bed.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nice smack on the bottom speeds it up

Speeds me up as well.

 

[MountainMan406]

Got out of college football game. Now trying to warm up and chill at Airbnb before going to bed

 

[UnquietDreams]

Got out of college football game. Now trying to warm up and chill at Airbnb before going to bed

Which game?

 

[fsa52]

Sitting atop the guest bed at Kara1234’s house, soon to head down to breakfast
Fun bestie weekend!!

 

[ericalauren]

Lounging in bed.

 

[xdresssissytoes]

Fulfilling my need to let my femme side out to play...and get into some
"good" trouble.

 

[BDA73]

Trying to not fall asleep

 

[ccs29745]

Laying in bed trying to woo my wife, but my hand keeps getting slapped so she can watch tiktok.

 

[MountainMan406]

Which game?

Montana Griz vs Tennessee State Tigers