LITEROTICA PODCAST
LIT CAMS (200 Free Tokens)ADULT TOYSVOD MOVIES

👀 Bump this thread every time a crow comes within 50 feet of you. 📏

I had several crows flying in close proximity to my balcony a couple days ago. One perched on the railing while I was outside watching.
 
I need A Christmas Story situation to take care of my current crow situation. If I didn't get up so early, I'd go postal.
 
I don't have that many crows actually, but there were some cardinals out and about when we were in town earlier.

I saw this group of females hopping around and this dude just landed in the middle of them BRIGHT fucking red like, "Ladies."

I'm posting this here despite it not being crow-related because there are some posters who wouldn't have known the difference.

And it was cute. He's probably gonna get hella laid he was like the only male.
 
CandiCame said:
I don't have that many crows actually, but there were some cardinals out and about when we were in town earlier.

I saw this group of females hopping around and this dude just landed in the middle of them BRIGHT fucking red like, "Ladies."

I'm posting this here despite it not being crow-related because there are some posters who wouldn't have known the difference.

And it was cute. He's probably gonna get hella laid he was like the only male.
Click to expand...

Birds are just drones. I say we put a cap in their asses. All of them.
 
Luk said:
Birds are just drones. I say we put a cap in their asses. All of them.
Click to expand...

Nooooo I like them.

Besides that sounds like a great way to start a penguin uprising or someshit. Remember when birds were dinosaurs? I ain't pissing them off.
 
Prior to running through the carwash I found a little bird shit on my car. Based on the fact that I didn't hear any of their characteristic vocalisations and have rarely ever seen a crow in Arizona I don't think it was a crow but I'm trying to be much more open-minded to the possibility that it might have been a crow that shat on my car.

. . .Because unlike some people I'm actually willing to learn new things.
 
CandiCame said:
Nooooo I like them.

Besides that sounds like a great way to start a penguin uprising or someshit. Remember when birds were dinosaurs? I ain't pissing them off.
Click to expand...

this ^^? this is why you are sorely missed when you're not posting
 
Que said:
Prior to running through the carwash I found a little bird shit on my car. Based on the fact that I didn't hear any of their characteristic vocalisations and have rarely ever seen a crow in Arizona I don't think it was a crow but I'm trying to be much more open-minded to the possibility that it might have been a crow that shat on my car.

. . .Because unlike some people I'm actually willing to learn new things.
Click to expand...

If a bird shit on your 1st Gen busted ass Prius, it would increase the trade-in value.
 
about an hour ago... they like the split corn i put out in the chickens' dish. one on the ground about 10 feet away, one in the fruit tree, maybe 15' off.
 
So, it is legal to keep an African Pied Crow as a pet in USA. I know that it would almost certainly be a bad idea to keep a crow as a pet, but a part of me is still tempted. A household crow would be loud and highly destructive.

I want to play with a crow.
 
Luk said:
If a bird shit on your 1st Gen busted ass Prius, it would increase the trade-in value.
Click to expand...

Says the guy that owes more on a Sorrento than it is worth. You spent more just driving it off the lot than I spent for the last 120,000 miles. Maybe someday you'll actually own a car instead of just borrowing one from the bank.
 
Tweak said:
Says the guy that owes more on a Sorrento than it is worth. You spent more just driving it off the lot than I spent for the last 120,000 miles. Maybe someday you'll actually own a car instead of just borrowing one from the bank.
Click to expand...

I don't own a Sorrento and I pay cash for my vehicles, Tweak. Some of the perks that come when employed.
 
Luk said:
I don't own a Sorrento and I pay cash for my vehicles, Tweak. Some of the perks that come when employed.
Click to expand...

It got repo'd already?!? :confused:

It's good that your mom has that little fleet of Souls from work to loan you.

I note that you are getting closer to an honest self-assessment. After years of describing yourself as the owner of your mom's business, you now admit you are "employed."
 
When you see a bunch of crows on the ground feeding, what you want to do is look around and find the lookout crow.
They always have one.

A little bit ago they were feeding on the bloody organic fertilizer I put on the lawn(cornmeal) and I looked for the lookout crow. he was just over there on a rooftop watching for danger.
I snuck around the side of the house he couldn't see me from and ran out and rushed the ones on the lawn. They scatter lemme tell you. Well, next thing I see is this flock of crows giving the lookout crow shit for letting me slip past him and scare them. It was funny as hell.

So, if you want to have some fun with crows....try it
 
I realize that we have established that I am not the board expert on Crows but I'm pretty sure that's not a crow.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

DMBFFF
My 1st, 2nd, 3rd, & 4th post on ths thread will b my 1600th, 1700th, 1800th, & 1901st
Replies
3
Views
2K
DMBFFF
DMBFFF
CutiePie1997
"Murder House" (closed)
2 3
Replies
71
Views
5K
Ravenloft
Ravenloft
DMBFFF
When I post here, my post count will be a multiple of 100 in base 8, 12, 16, or 20.
Replies
0
Views
460
DMBFFF
DMBFFF
Homerun2611
At The Service Of The Domina (Closed for Artemidorus)
Replies
24
Views
2K
Homerun2611
Homerun2611
A
Grizzly Mountain
Replies
0
Views
2K
ABadboy2
A
Back
Top