🏡 PLP's Hidden Treasure B&B for Wanderers, Deviants, and Darlings

[Sexybritches69]

Trying to get motivated with a little Jane's Addiction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrwjiO1MCVs

I love them so so much. Good choice!

 

[Little_Sister]

I mean it does seem like there is a fine line between bumping a bit and hammering, the latter being the most painful. I have a buddy, who's renowned for the size of his dick -- stuff of legends among my circle of friends. It's more a joke than serious, but , still, some of his ex's have talked openly about the pain often associated with certain sexual positions with him.

I've only had the problem with missionary-legs over the shoulders. In the past, that seems to go too deeply and results in discomfort and pain. The position is fun -- it's great to have your lovers feet by your ears where you lean over and nibble them while you're fucking -- but I have to be super careful about going too deeply.

Proof that bigger it not better. I agree... sex that hurts, just hurts. Hubs is above average and before I got fixed, when I used an IUD would often complain about the IUD poking him. Dr removed the string completely and he still said it was pokey. All to say it can be painful for both.

 

[Mei5ter]

Cervixes and omelets. Yum.

You like your eggs scrambled or fertilised?

There’s never a good time for that joke.,,

 

[tolyk]

You like your eggs scrambled or fertilised?

There’s never a good time for that joke.,,

I dunno, I think that was a pretty good time

 

[tolyk]

Over easy. Just like my men.

Touche

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I'm surprised no one has made a cervix pun....

Legitimately surprised.

 

[tnman03]

I'm surprised no one has made a cervix pun....

Legitimately surprised.

Oh FFS I googled it and there's Tumblr's and more on that....

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

Cervixes and omelets. Yum.

Well, at least they both deal with eggs and sausage...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Give it time. Maybe they'll be open for it later.

Thank YOU!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Ahhh ask and you shall receive!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Wow. Tough crowd tonight. Dialate it down in here.

Hahahahaha!!!!!!! Ooooh fuck!!!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I think I've decided to lean into my undesirability...

 

[gentold]

I think I've decided to lean into my undesirability...

that is a gorgeous and very desirable picture

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Wanna make out?

God yes....

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Meet me in the Jack & Jill thread in 5?

Leave your panties off.

Panties??? What panties??

Lol that thread would melt!!

 

[Beardpositive77]

Meet me in the Jack & Jill thread in 5?

Leave your panties off.

Panties??? What panties??

Lol that thread would melt!!

*Hits on the Jack and Jill thread quadruple* lol

 

[hotwords229_A]

I think I've decided to lean into my undesirability...

You may have accidentally posted the wrong pic, because I'm not seeing the undesirable part.

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/8cf1c0a3cbd9830c6f74af1c879a0ce7/tumblr_pbknf1uTZU1wxnfn4o1_500.jpg

This seems like the most appropriate place for this.

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

I think I've decided to lean into my undesirability...

I reject your reality, and substitute my own, which means, you are VERY Desirable.

 

[Ironfan]

I think I've decided to lean into my undesirability...

Me thinks you over estimate your undesirability. (really hope I got that the right way round, just finished 12hr night shift) great to put a face to the name/personality.

 

[Dribble]

Wanna make out?

God yes....

Damn it...no fair...I wanted to make out with PLP.

 

[Mei5ter]

Over easy. Just like my men.

Thats a completely unjustified smear.

Oh? We’ve stopped the cervix puns?

 

[Apisto42]

I think I've decided to lean into my undesirability...

Hey cutie! Wanna break a few eggs together?

 

[Jd192235]

I think I've decided to lean into my undesirability...

Now that is the way to make an early morning trip to the airport better. Thank you hot stuff!!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Hey cutie! Wanna break a few eggs together?

Like this??