🍆 How big is your dick? 🐓

[SassySheDevil]

So. Thanks to some inspiration. I thought it would be funny to test a theory. If you measure from the tip of your thumb, to the tip of your pinky. This is approx how long your dick is. So I had a few try this out, so far, everyone's measurements exceed their dick size, but personally, I'm proud of my 7 inches.

https://www.***********/s/5ctdr6c80t4u3bu/20211015_102043.jpg?dl=0

There are a bunch of old wives tales about how to measure your dick. Take the size of your shoe, and subtract 2.
I'm not sure I want to use this tool. I'd only be 3 inches (by women's sizes) and non existent if I used men's.

So show me some dick sizes and impress us! Please.

Tell us more wives tales.

Size of nose?
Big hands in general?

 

[Chillygirl]

9 inches baby! No idea about wives tales…never paid attention…

 

[mrmphilllll]

I might need help to measure lol

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Another old wives tale about how to measure your dick is to send me dick pics of it lined up against a tape measure.

A much more scientific approach, I must say.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Mine would be 7”

https://imgur.com/a/ozgYCPc

I am more than happy with that

 

[BadAmy]

sigh.
once again, I will amaze and astonish.
with the massiveness of my cock.
It is truly an absolute unit.


https://media.giphy.com/media/gRF8hxsdoH9V6/giphy.gif

 

[AngelicaS1780]

8.5" for me.
I think it's more of an indication of how flexible/loose-jointed one's hands are.

 

[ImSinister]

Someone once asked me how long a US dollar bill measured.
I replied six inches for women and eight inches for men.

 

[saustin5432]

I'll play

https://i.imgur.com/35ypdkC.jpg

Sorry researchers, I'm not measuring my penis, but I'm fairly certain that a) it's not that long and b) no one has ever complained.

 

[SassySheDevil]

It's all in silly fun. No worries.

My husbands didn't equal out either.

 

[saustin5432]

It's all in silly fun. No worries.

My husbands didn't equal out either.

I'm too old to worry about that which I cannot change.

 

[AmberLGreen]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSocpf1yAz9TOFCMU1THdrAifByLf3FGXth-Q&usqp=CAU

There is always room for improvement

 

[Taegul]

I will do the hand measurement eventually. Give me about 15 months to grow my nails.

 

[Sinstories]

6" in women's perspective

remarkably average in other words

 

[Jake069258]

9 3/8

https://imgur.com/a/prmkQXV

Great idea Sassy!!!

 

[saustin5432]

9 3/8

https://imgur.com/a/prmkQXV

Great idea Sassy!!!

That's cheating...LOL. We can all stretch it if the full weight of our torso is pushing down on our hand.

 

[saustin5432]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSocpf1yAz9TOFCMU1THdrAifByLf3FGXth-Q&usqp=CAU

There is always room for improvement

I call BS. Ummmm...not because I've ever tried. *shifty eyes*

 

[Jake069258]

That's cheating...LOL. We can all stretch it if the full weight of our torso is pushing down on our hand.

Well I wasn't going to err on the small side...

 

[Madmar]

I want girth not length. I've had that "um, is it in?" thought and, trust me, I never saw the dude again.

 

[saustin5432]

I want girth not length. I've had that "um, is it in?" thought and, trust me, I never saw the dude again.

Do you know how hard it is to measure circumference with a typical construction tape measure?

 

[Madmar]

Do you know how hard it is to measure circumference with a typical construction tape measure?

Cloth measuring tape, baby. Or just hand if you don't need EXACT measurements.

 

[saustin5432]

Cloth measuring tape, baby. Or just hand if you don't need EXACT measurements.

I'm a perfect OK hand gesture for just about everyone.

 

[AmberLGreen]

https://youtu.be/DuxP3yylpn8

 

[Madmar]

https://youtu.be/DuxP3yylpn8

That's so clinical

 

[WerdNerd]

Obviously I'm not trying hard enough but that's pretty close.

https://imgur.com/a/OUFFW0L