🌷What Are You Craving?🌷

[Cat]

TIL that imgur is now blocked in the uk!

So.. You are not a regular VPN user?

 

[deft]

So.. You are not a regular VPN user?

I'm feeling more and more that I will have to be, or I could be missing out on some very instructive and creative content!

 

[ShyGuy68]

It is important to be able to get your feelings and frustrations across in a concise and simple manner.

Creative swearing is a good life skill!

Oldest daughter was silly proud "that is my mum!! She swears better than anyone I know!!"

We made 85 muffins..

I wonder if I'm the only one that wonder just what you said to make her proud

 

[Cat]

I wonder if I'm the only one that wonder just what you said to make her proud

When a sentence consist of less than 5 non-swearing words.. and I am not even aware that I am using colourful words, that would make a sailor and his mates blush untill next year..

And I turn around to see the kids flække af grin..

(Ridiculous deep kitchen cabinets.. With baking equipments, pots and pans.. it is a latterligt lorte mareridt.. hvem fanden bygger sådan noget pis?.. yeah you get the idea..)

I cannot even remember.. It was just words that left my mouth in frustration.. but, it made an impression.

 

[Neanderthal247]

When a sentence consist of less than 5 non-swearing words.. and I am not even aware that I am using colourful words, that would make a sailor and his mates blush untill next year..

And I turn around to see the kids flække af grin..

(Ridiculous deep kitchen cabinets.. With baking equipments, pots and pans.. it is a latterligt lorte mareridt.. hvem fanden bygger sådan noget pis?.. yeah you get the idea..)

I cannot even remember.. It was just words that left my mouth in frustration.. but, it made an impression.

All the submissive guys are reading this, fantasizing about you stepping on their genitals with heels on and calling them a good for nothing piece of shit

 

[Cat]

All the submissive guys are reading this, fantasizing about you stepping on their genitals with heels on and calling them a good for nothing piece of shit

... Oh gosh!!

That made me laugh out loud!! .. try to imagine that.. me?! Wearing heels..

- Fucking hell, that would make me frustrated and annoyed!!

 

[Neanderthal247]

... Oh gosh!!

That made me laugh out loud!! .. try to imagine that.. me?! Wearing heels..

- Fucking hell, that would make me frustrated and annoyed!!

I was laughing while posting it, I always imagine things I find funny.

 

[Cogan]

I literally j just finished the cleaning.. sugar.. it sticks everywhere!!



The kids had a blast, but blimey.. it is 21:41 now.. We started 14:30..

I am not qualified for this!!

- but I may have inspired them to swear a lot more.

https://imgur.com/a/p4lvcfu

Looks great and very tasty though!
So well worth the swearing.

 

[Cat]

Looks great and very tasty though!
So well worth the swearing.

It was!! And as an added benefit.. The kids, they did not believe me when I said that they could get a serious stomach ache, if they did not watch how much cake and sugary toppings they ate.

Well.. Sometimes the best way to learn is through experience..

They may not want to eat any candy or cakes for a couple of days.. and mum is a very wise and sweet mum, whom they are going to listen to in the future..

 

[Cogan]

When a sentence consist of less than 5 non-swearing words.. and I am not even aware that I am using colourful words, that would make a sailor and his mates blush untill next year..

And I turn around to see the kids flække af grin..

(Ridiculous deep kitchen cabinets.. With baking equipments, pots and pans.. it is a latterligt lorte mareridt.. hvem fanden bygger sådan noget pis?.. yeah you get the idea..)

I cannot even remember.. It was just words that left my mouth in frustration.. but, it made an impression.

I can literally hear you speak the bold sentence.

 

[Cat]

I can literally hear you speak the bold sentence.

In the most exasperated tone..

 

[_valkyrie_]

Closeness.

 

[angelofthenorth]

tender hands to gently cup my face, stroke my cheeks with his thumbs, and kiss me

 

[SimplyMsT]

Cheeseburger, Onion rings and a chocolate shake!!!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Seeing and feeling the leg shakes during anal sex...

 

[angelofthenorth]

A shovel
Tarpoline
Rope
Hammer
Duct tape
And an undisclosed location

 

[Mrman69]

Regular correspondence

have you no one that you respond to regularly? And vice versa ?

 

[TongueLust]

Multiple orgasms.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

A shovel
Tarpoline
Rope
Hammer
Duct tape
And an undisclosed location

Remind me not to get on your bad side.

 

[aquatic_horse]

Not a scarcity.

But I always crave nasty, dirty, perverted sex, craving rn.

Judge me all you want, idc. Good people won't.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Being throated...

 

[Catepillar_glacier]

My bed, a heating pad, some Oreos.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

My bed, a heating pad, some Oreos.

The bed...
A heating pad...
Oreos - YUMM!

 

[fantazmic]

Oreo is a kinky sex thing, right?

 

[Catepillar_glacier]

Umm, licking the cream?

There’s gotta be a joke and kinky sex thing in there.