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And this whole time I've been picturing you with a stovepipe hat on... 🤔 Gotta recalibrate
The longer I sit with this, the more disturbing it becomes. What thought process arrives at a stovepipe hat?!? lol

"Mary, have you seen my hat? I have a speech to deliver in 15 minutes!! What the?!? Dammit on a stick, Mary, how many times have I told you, that hat looks terrible on you!? Now give it here..."
 
The longer I sit with this, the more disturbing it becomes. What thought process arrives at a stovepipe hat?!? lol

"Mary, have you seen my hat? I have a speech to deliver in 15 minutes!! What the?!? Dammit on a stick, Mary, how many times have I told you, that hat looks terrible on you!? Now give it here..."
Lmfao to be fair I started to say like three other hay types but this one seemed the funniest!

Extra credit points for Lincoln reference and a bonus dammit on a stick. 😍 Careful or the next dm might be like 40 pages.
 
Doesn't... like... follow-up questions... reminder... to ask him... if this... has to do... with his... childhood
Among other things .... Is there a word for brat house trauma? Just asking ... Totally unrelated to this of course

Oh sure. No one would want to fuck me. Only IT issues

Google Girl... what an odd super hero name
 
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