🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[Hornymwtxn]

I'm sorry, but I need to not talk to you for at least five minutes so that my fat rage doesn't consume my entire being

There is such a thing as pleasantly plump.
I can't be the only one.....again

 

[BrendaBear]

So asexual but with food?

Yeah I can't do that

Sex with food? No, I can't do that either. I don't particularly want to eat it, why would I want to fuck it?

Are you referring to the once popular phrase "fuck an a"??? is that a-sexual? Someone who wants to bang A's? Do they live in Oakland?


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[Sammysub07]

Okay before I go read through everything that took place since PT…

MTK first

Wait - when are you shy?

You know dang well I have my insecurities!
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#winning!

swoon

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Just tell me what color to like, little one!

Daddy!! Hmm..Green, black, and red! But you know this! Green is my fav!

We do NOT have the budget for these!

Once upon a time I did!! I still have them! Just gotta lose about 25-30lbs!

should I share the color coded spreadsheet?

Which one?!

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You have NO idea... There is counting, separating, adding, depositing, withdrawing, some geometry, and some engineering!

It’s all true!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.... I don't even care why, I'm always stunned and amazed that you are MINE!

All yours

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[BrendaBear]

There is such a thing as pleasantly plump.
I can't be the only one.....again

Probably sharing too much here... but when it comes to women... I think they are far sexier when they have a little extra weight... how much extra? Not sure that I care.
When it comes to guys? I don't care one way or the other.

Either way... I'm attracted to the person, not because of their body....

 

[BrendaBear]

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All that was nice, and cute, endearing... all that good stuff... then we get to the end...

 

[Sammysub07]

All that was nice, and cute, endearing... all that good stuff... then we get to the end...

lol it’s in perfect Brat House fashion! Does anyone expect any less from me?!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Sex with food? No, I can't do that either. I don't particularly want to eat it, why would I want to fuck it?

Are you referring to the once popular phrase "fuck an a"??? is that a-sexual? Someone who wants to bang A's? Do they live in Oakland?


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The A's now play temporarily in Sacramento. In a stadium with a 14k capacity.

While waiting for their stadium to be completed in your locale.

Wanna catch an Las Vegas A's game?

 

[Sammysub07]

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Good one!!! This is my favorite fucking part of a stomach flu! Or just go straight to the magnesium citrate!
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Is this a bad time to point out... that never in my life have I had a goal weight? I find it very difficult to gain weight. Losing it is pretty easy for me. You see... the secret is... to just not enjoy food! It's so simple!


*** wonders into the corner to sulk... and drink pepsi... ***

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[Hornymwtxn]

Good one!!! This is my favorite fucking part of a stomach flu! Or just go straight to the magnesium citrate!

Depends

 

[BrendaBear]

The A's now play temporarily in Sacramento. In a stadium with a 14k capacity.

Is that a lot? I'm not up on stadium facts... although I did work at what was then Portland's largest venue back in the early 80's...

While waiting for their stadium to be completed in your locale.

I thought I heard that was the plan

Wanna catch an Las Vegas A's game?

YES!!!!

 

[TXRafe]

Good one!!! This is my favorite fucking part of a stomach flu! Or just go straight to the magnesium citrate!
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[BrendaBear]

lol it’s in perfect Brat House fashion! Does anyone expect any less from me?!

Good point!

Still ... that image will be floating in my thoughts for a few days, I'm sure...

Meanwhile @Hornymwtxn is probably all "yeah, she did have nice tits"

 

[Hornymwtxn]

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Taco Bell again?
When will you learn your lesson?

 

[TXRafe]

Taco Bell again?
When will you learn your lesson?

no self respecting mexican eats at taco bell...smh

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Good point!

Still ... that image will be floating in my thoughts for a few days, I'm sure...

Meanwhile @Hornymwtxn is probably all "yeah, she did have nice tits"

Actually I didn't even notice her tits. I paid way more attention to her hair and facial movements.

I also liked her foot position, was like Cinderella waiting to be fitted.


14k for a major league team is tiny.
Next smallest capacity is 25k.
Largest 56k

 

[Hornymwtxn]

no self respecting mexican eats at taco bell...smh

Del taco?

 

[TXRafe]

Del taco?

i mean, its better than taco bell, but its only west coast, haha

 

[BrendaBear]

Actually I didn't even notice her tits. I paid way more attention to her hair and facial movements.

Wow... so... deep vanilla?

I also liked her foot position, was like Cinderella waiting to be fitted.

I loved the position of her feet as well. It had a different meaning to me though.

14k for a major league team is tiny.
Next smallest capacity is 25k.
Largest 56k

And the capacity of the stadium they are building here will be?

 

[JonathanBair]

Probably sharing too much here... but when it comes to women... I think they are far sexier when they have a little extra weight... how much extra? Not sure that I care.
When it comes to guys? I don't care one way or the other.

Either way... I'm attracted to the person, not because of their body....

As someone who loves to give a woman oral... Plump ladys rock!!!! After all bone grinding on bone kinda hurts!

 

[BrendaBear]

i mean, its better than taco bell, but its only west coast, haha

My late wife preferred Roberto's. I think she would eat at Del Taco if she was in a hurry though. But Taco Bell? No. No chance.

Me? I don't eat at any of those, ever. But I have gone there to pick up stuff for her. I still don't know what the hell a chimmy chonga (sp?) is... don't care either... actually. But, I got that for her a lot.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Wow... so... deep vanilla?


I loved the position of her feet as well. It had a different meaning to me though.


And the capacity of the stadium they are building here will be?

33k.
But it won't open till 2028.
At the former location of the Tropicana Hotel on the strip

 

[Hornymwtxn]

i mean, its better than taco bell, but its only west coast, haha

I grew up in DFW and they had them there back then anyway.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Welp! Hi!

Nice place y'all have here. Mind if I hang out for a spell?

 

[TXRafe]

I grew up in DFW and they had them there back then anyway.

i did too, but i never saw a del taco until i moved to cali. taco cabana or a hole in the wall taco place would be my choice.

 

[TXRafe]

Are you threatening me... or is that a promise?

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