“You stupid Mother F*cker!”

[Brandnewbuddy]

A simple idea. Guy who everyone bullies and calls stupid comes to find he a certain way with everyone’s mothers.

Original idea was that a guy who can’t help but fuck all his friends’ moms, but then I thought it would be funnier if the guy just got lucky with anyone’s mom.

No real other twist to it. Maybe by everyone calling him a stupid mother fucker he was unintentionally cursed/blessed with the ability to seduce any mom but mostly I just thought it would be funny to have a guy who is a mother fucker in the sense that he just can’t stop fucking moms.

 

[Hypoxia]

Interesting. So a mage casts a spell upon the lucky stiff such that any curse directed at him empowers him with sexual irresistibility, occult influence, whatever. Being called a "rotten son-of-a-bitch" or "slimy pig-fucker" lets him unleash dogpacks or swineherds on his enemies. Labeled a "filthy little shit", vast dungheaps appear on their doorsteps. As you say, "stupid motherfucker" has its rewards. As author, you get to decide how he reacts to an epithet of "slimey cocksucker" or "girly-boy". Have fun!

 

[NaomiDPlumm]

The mega-church hired a famous hypnotist for entertainment at a big social event. The pastor thought that while everyone was pliable that he would suggest that everyone "do onto your neighbors as the word of God directs you to" but his exact words came out more "do your neighbors as their words come to you," which isn't EXACTLY the same.

Leaving church, all of the congregants-- which is to say much if not most of the town-- start doing whatever their neighbors tell them to do. Literally. And there is a lot more "kiss my ass," and "suck my dick," and "go fuck your mother" than "have a nice day."

Most of the local police force and the magistrate attended the service. So if the authorities are called to the scene of mother-fucking (which by rule mom really enjoyed even if she didn't ask for it beforehand) when they arrive they make the matter even more chaotic than before.

Saying "well fuck me" in a crowded room suddenly has some very serious consequences.