“Why We Put an Angel on the Top of Our Christmas Tree”

[lapinova]

Once upon a time Santa was having a very rough day. The elves were on strike, Mrs. Claus had her mother visiting, the reindeer all had head colds and the computers were down so he was back to sorting the naughty/nice lists by hand. It had been just a terrible day all around.


Just at the moment when the chaos in Santa’s workshop was at its worst, the doorbell rang. It was an angel, who had a Christmas Tree delivery… C.O.D. She said,


“hey, Santa… Where do you want me to put this tree?”

 

[sunstruck]

Because when I tried to stuff her in the box she got pissy.

 

[Angel]

Because when I tried to stuff her in the box she got pissy.

If you would have just been a little bit more patient, I would have went into your box on my own.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

There is a lovely subtext at work here....

 

[raindancer]

There is a lovely subtext at work here....

I agree, PimpDaddy FunBoy!

 

[LukkyKnight]

I agree, PimpDaddy FunBoy!

I figured it was 'cause perks was tied up for the holidays.

 

[raindancer]

I figured it was 'cause perks was tied up for the holidays.

Tell me the S&M Xmas story, Daddy!

 

[Guest]

I have an L.L. Bean "Woodsman" Santa as my tree topper....Wrong day to ask Mrs. Claus?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Tell me the S&M Xmas story, Daddy!

Put on your reindeer harness first.

 

[raindancer]

Put on your reindeer harness first.

Better bring the whip, I'm feeling ornery.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I agree, PimpDaddy FunBoy!

Hey wassup rainsy? Care to put a little meat on the bone?......I mean, it is getting close to the holidays.
I could certainly tap into your Christmas spirit.
(Ok, admittedly a weak attempt at subtext)

 

[LukkyKnight]

http://www.bossandslave.com/bd/260204/images/g15.jpg

 

[raindancer]

Hey wassup rainsy? Care to put a little meat on the bone?......I mean, it is getting close to the holidays.
I could certainly tap into your Christmas spirit.
(Ok, admittedly a weak attempt at subtext)

Big Daddy Cane'! This lips are made for suckin'.


Are you going to compose a Lit Holiday Carol?!

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Big Daddy Cane'! This lips are made for suckin'.


Are you going to compose a Lit Holiday Carol?!

Are you going to sing it with me?

 

[bluntforcemama]

Covorting!

 

[raindancer]

Are you going to sing it with me?

I could do that, for a small fee.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Holy Crap!

I want to have a thing with every woman in this thread. At the same time or not, no worries.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I could do that, for a small fee.

I've only got large bills...if ya get my drift.

 

[sunstruck]

If you would have just been a little bit more patient, I would have went into your box on my own.

lol I can't believe I didn't see that coming.