“My pussy’s a meme!!!”

Brandnewbuddy

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Comedy idea I thought of:

Woman designs sex toys and novelties. One day she gets commissioned to help design a stroker or pocket pussy and decides to go ahead and based the labia and clit for the toy on her own, maybe she even does a little testing to figure if it feels like the first couple inches of her vagina. Anyway she ships it out, thinking nothing will come of it…

Fast forward to 9 months later: a new trend is sweeping the internet. Following an avant garde film about a man discovering himself while believing his pocket pussy is a god that tells him what to do, people have been doing reaction vids to scenes from it, the toy is put in the background of videos as a sight gag, and of course pornstars and Onlyfans models are making NSFW videos.

Soon everybody is making memes about the lil stroker she made as a gag.
 
This sounds really interesting and funny.

How will it proceed? Will they try and find her?
Will there be someone she who hooks up with who suddenly exclaims "This it! The Holy Pussy!"?
Will they worship her real pussy?
Would her pussy eventually be considered the holy fountain with a priest needing to "Drink" from it before preaching to the worshippers?

Will she start an OF to cash in on the gag?
Will she maybe even become a prostitute?

I'm very curious where this goes and I think there are alot of things to explore with the worshipper(s), the people making memes and the people who are making sexual content out of it.
 
I could see it going quite a few ways.

I definitely think there should be a plot line about someone trying to track down the source of the meme so our protagonist tries to keep it a secret while also becoming a bit paranoid her new boyfriend or girlfriend is going to find out (so she decides to only have sex with them if they’re blindfolded, the lights are out, she’s wearing a skirt, etc. then she finds out she made the pocket pussy a bit too good as they can tell by feel alone.

I also think that to make it extra embarrassing, it wasn’t a standard stroker or pocket pussy. She did it for an alien or monster themed stroker, figuring very few people would buy it, so she’s even more worried if people find out.
 
Ooh I like that.

Maybe the meme has like an embarrassing name, nothing too complicated something like:
Aliën pussy meme
Monster pussy meme

or if you want to go further:
Aliën cunt meme
Monster cunt meme

Also just throwing this out:
What if the man that worhsips the pussy is a masked person who changes their voice for the video's.
And that person is actually her new boyfriend/girlfriend who knew it was them all along.

And she discovers that by either finding the mask. Or go full embarrasment and the bf/gf sets up kinky sex and blindfolds her and ties her to bed naked. But then she suddenly hears the worshippers distorted voice and she is in a livestream where her actual pussy is shown live on camera. (Face hidden, or not. I think either would be interesting)
 
Some sleazy female celebrity has a press conference to announce that she, herself, was the actual model for the pussy, and she has decided to come out of the closet about it. She is hoping it will revive her stagnant career. But our heroine, incensed at the fraud, takes her to court. The both have very good, expensive lawyers and both make very strong cases. Finally, the jury says there is only one way to really tell.......
 
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