¡¡Lovely Latina no está aquí!! Ése es el problemo....

[Lasher]

¡Hola!

Ok, enough of that... We've pretty much taxed the limits of my Español. Anyways.... I was looking at the list of threads when I got here a little while ago, and thinking about how everyone has been bitching about whatever they feel like bitching about (usually about how the board sucks, or about how someone posts too much, or some silly shit like that), and I realized that the "problems" with the Lit board aren't because of who's been posting, they're because of who HASN'T been posting...

I just did a little research and I discovered that Lovely Latina has not graced us with a post since August 15th!! Can you believe it? And I can't remember the last time she treated us to one of those, uhhh, "stimulating" (*AHEM*) threads of hers... I think maybe that's what has everyone so agitated - the lack of stimulation.

Now, for those of you who haven't been around long enough to know what you're missing (or who can't stop posting long enough to realize the same), I thought I'd share a couple of my favorite examples of LL's masterful work...


The Perfect Man/Woman Workshop
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=12063

Where is the REAL envy
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=12547

OH! I was gonna share something stimulating, huh? Wellll... Check out her post on this thread!!!

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=12155

Ok... See what I'm saying now?? We'd all be MUCH happier if more of this was coming our way.

So, what I'm thinking is, if we all ask really, really, REALLY nicely (or beg or plead or whine or beg some more..), Lovely Latina might just come back and post for us again! I know she's out there, and I know she's really busy and doesn't have alot of time for us - but I'm sure if we all do our best whining and put on our saddest puppy dog faces, then there's no way she'll be able to resist...

(Btw, Lis, if I haven't mentioned it lately... I really miss reading your posts...)

 

[Laurel]

Yeah, where IS my saucy lil corn tortilla chip, wannabe lesbo lover, my scissor sister, my partner in grime? I'm starting to feel NEGLECTED. (pout) No es muy bueno! or something

 

[Laurel]

BTW Lasher baby - how'd you do those cool upside-down Spanish-style exclamation points? That's the coolest thing I've seen since Rosebud's wild animations.

 

[Lasher]

LOL... Windows shortcuts using the Alt key... check out the list here:

http://translator.go.com/help/en/trans_tasks.htm#special

 

[Laurel]

Too Cool!

¡Muy Bueno! ¡Gracias, Señor Lasher!

 

[Lasher]

De nada.

 

[Laurel]

¡Undele Undele!

You know, of course, it'll be your fault when I feel compelled to use special characters in ALL my posts, regardless of whether they contain any actual Español or not...

 

[Lasher]

Well, Look at it this way....

On the bright side, we'll be able to use correct punctuation in 2 more languages than most people who post here can! Hehehehe.....

 

[Laurel]

LMAO!

So where the hell is she? Latina - if you're out there, listen up: get your spicy lil ass back here before I whup it! To quote Bill Bixby, You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry!!

Or to quote Bill Bixby in Spain, ¡Usted No me quisiera Cuando Estoy Enojado!

 

[Deborah]

Well I certainly agree with you'uns. LL is like one of the brightest, sexiest, wittiest persons to ever frequent this board.

Besides, she once said I was No. 3 on her fuck list. I'm not sure who were No. 1 and No. 2. Probably you two.

Hey Lasher, I like the concept here. Go get old threads when the boobs bore you. I think I'll go get one of my favs, "A Confession About Flagg and Me."

 

[Hung_Like_Horsey]

Looking for something?

 

[Deborah]

Well hell, let's bribe her. Lasher, go find out what she wants. I'm sure we can come up with something that will, uh, strike her fancy. What about one of those new vibrators that looks like Sparky. You know, that asshole vibrator with the ever-wagging tongue for uh, well you know.

 

[Jeff726]

¡Quiero tener mi camino con Latina Bella y despues besar ella por sus labios!

Lasher es muy comico.

La Señorita Laurel es muy simpatica y quiero embrazarle.

Now yall got me doing it! Oh shit oh dear!

 

[Lasher]

Hmmm...

Well hell, let's bribe her. Lasher, go find out what she wants. I'm sure we can come up with something that will, uh, strike her fancy. What about one of those new vibrators...

Get her a new vibrator, Deborah? You MIGHT just be on to something there....

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Don't bother going out and buying anything, Lasher. I'm sure I have an old electric shaver laying around here somewhere that I'm not using anymore...

 

[Jade]

If she comes back, I would be willing to f@$$ her..
(She'll get it if she reads this!)

Laughs evilly... muahahahaha

 

[Laurel]

La Señorita Laurel es muy simpatica y quiero embrazarle.

¡Oh Mi! Gracias, pienso.

The ultimate thread would be Latina and Deborah in a battle of wits. Talk about chick power! And Jade could battle the winner...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Can I do "color commentary"?

 

[Gingersnap]

Ubi est Latino ???? Six years of latin and this is all I can remember ...... do you think the acid trips wrecked my memory????

 

[Guest]

Desperately Seeking...

Un cafe con leche por favor.

Sorry. That's all the Espanol I hablo, senorita.

Come back Belle Latina. Nous t'adore, nous t'adore. (Ton famile est un peut Francais aussi, non?)

 

[Rosebud]

Damn it is all spanish to me...LOL...thanks Laurel...and LL get your ass back here and save all of us

 

[Jade]

La Señorita Laurel es muy simpatica y quiero embrazarle.

And Jade could battle the winner...

I would HAVE to say, that has got to be the MOST flattering thing that anyone has said about me... EVER in my life.
WHAT a compliment! Sheesh, I am blushing. I am not worthy, but damn, if I didn't love Laurel before....

(And ya know what they say about people that give compliments... you know... that thing about how people can only see the good qualities in others that are true reflections of themselves?)

(Sigh)... I can go to bed happy now!

 

[Lovely Latina]

Thanks, you'se guys.

Or to quote Bill Bixby in Spain, ¡Usted No me quisiera Cuando Estoy Enojado!

I am truly impressed, Laurel! You even used the correct tense and eberyting! Btw...learn from my past mistake..." estoy embarasada" does not, I repeat, DOES NOT mean " I am embarrassed" no matter how close it sounds to it. Trust me on this one, as I so very quickly learned after helping my fainting grandmother off the floor back in 10th grade. (Pssst...it means "pregnant".)

Besides, she once said I was No. 3 on her fuck list. I'm not sure who were No. 1 and No. 2. Probably you two.

Well, Deb...you got ONE of them right. And I "bump-uglied ya up to number 2" on your guru thread, dontcha remember? I'm just sitting her patiently waiting for Laurel to take one look at my spicy ass and change her views on bi-sexuality like she has on marriage. *tap tap tap* Say, while I'm waiting, if you're not using that strap-on dildo at the moment...ya think I might borrow it (and some disinfectant *ahem*) to have a little fun with #3 on my fuck list? He's got it comin', buh-LEEVE me. http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net4/165.gif

¡Quiero tener mi camino con Latina Bella y despues besar ella por sus labios!

Jeff...You wanna do WHAT to my labia?!?

Don't bother going out and buying anything, Lasher. I'm sure I have an old electric shaver laying around here somewhere that I'm not using anymore...

*Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net3/drool.gif

If she comes back, I would be willing to f@$$ her..

Pay up, sexy. Oh...and fuk has THREE letters, 'member? LOL

Ubi est Latino????

Noooooo Gingerita! Mi est LatinA. You always give me a sex change in your posts, hon. LOL

Un cafe con leche por favor.

¿Quisiera papas fritas (fries) con ese, Rogerito?

LL get your ass back here and save all of us

Now you all know who's to blame for the Ass thread.

(Btw, Lis, if I haven't mentioned it lately... I really miss reading your posts...)

Point taken. But really, Mr. Mythical Legend Man...a nice, little email would have sufficed, my friend! LOL Thank you, though. It really is a nice feeling to know that your posts are read and enjoyed. I really missed this place and everyone here. I may not have the time to be around as much as I was before, but I'll try to poke my head in here and there.

And as always, Lasher...you always seem to know just when I need a lift, hon.

Thanks again everyone.

[Edited by Lovely Latina on 09-16-2000 at 03:43 PM]

 

[Lasher]

Jeez... I didn't even get to beg yet, dammit...

Point taken. But really, Mr. Mythical Legend Man...a nice, little email would have sufficed

Maybe, but just think of all the ass kissing you would've missed out on... WHOOPS! Wrong thread, LOL!!...

And as always, Lasher...you always seem to know just when I need a lift, hon.

You know I'm here for ya, Lis. Anytime I can help, you know I'm more than happy to.

Nice to have ya back, hon.