Preparing my Literotica Lawsuit... Where's Siren?

I penned some of the greatest posts in the history of Literature yesterday and they were carelessly and callously tossed aside by Manu.

I am suing for damages!

From Manu in the Site Announcements thread:

"Not saying that something went wrong, but my own post disappeared. I'd like to say it's a first, but Lit old timers know better.

Still working on the database! "

Holly. I created and maintained databases for the banking industry.

I know exactly what happened and why I continually lectured my clients on the topic of catastrophic failure and the need to keep frequent backups...




Data is probably still there if the pointers can be re-indexed.

If not, the world has truly been robbed of a great treasure.

******* said:

Holly. I created and maintained databases for the banking industry.

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Let me guess — Silverado Savings & Loan?

Ah ha!

Nice try...

We have everything back now except several hours of posts from the 12th. Working on those still - we'll see if they can be saved.

Of all the hours Lit has been around, I hope you didn't make your best posts during those hours - but stranger things have happened.

The best part is that the real upgrade hasn't even started yet. Wait until tomorrow.

WOW

A manu post.

I am honored...

I hope he didn't have to put 'em all back one by one.

******* said:

WOW

A manu post.

I am honored...

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And you didn't even ask for an autograph!

Oh well, just copy it off one of the legal documents from your lawsuit.

sincerely_helene said:

I hope he didn't have to put 'em all back one by one.

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I had to retype each one that was missing!

lol

Me, or Manu?

Manu said:

I had to retype each one that was missing!

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You could have at least fixed all my typos.

Manu purged the originals...



So my sexretary is retyping them, but she doesn't work on Sundays...

She's a "Mennonite!"

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I penned some of the greatest posts in the history of Literature yesterday and they were carelessly and callously tossed aside by Manu.

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We are grateful for any and all miracles

However great and small!

Ha ha ha ha

Woody and Throb are awaiting your wit, stylings, and endless C&P's in their most recent Iraqian Chicken Little thread...

It's amusing!

Did you know that Canada and Australasia were the two greatest countries in the world?

Manu said:

We have everything back now except several hours of posts from the 12th. Working on those still - we'll see if they can be saved.

Of all the hours Lit has been around, I hope you didn't make your best posts during those hours - but stranger things have happened.

The best part is that the real upgrade hasn't even started yet. Wait until tomorrow.

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Good to see you!

Thanks for the explanation. Of course, those few hours were the first time I've been online this week, so no big loss!

This is Manu's way of clearing the board of all that mushy Valentine's day crap and ending the three thousand threads...

Instead we'll all be talking about our blackout at lit.

History instead of the future!

Back to the quagmire of Valentine's day, Literotica's Vietnam...

Manu said:

I had to retype each one that was missing!

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oh dear please don't bother with any of mine then ... lit can survive without them

******* said:

This is Manu's way of clearing the board of all that mushy Valentine's day crap and ending the three thousand threads...

Instead we'll all be talking about our blackout at lit.

History instead of the future!

Back to the quagmire of Valentine's day, Literotica's Vietnam...

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I love the smell of missing posts in the morning...

lol

Well, it was a strong giggle, but it was out loud!

For the record...

Not that they'll neccesarily keep track of the record here!

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You can tell which clowns have never served their country...

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In referring to clowns, was Fawkin'Inbred referring to these people?


* Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert - avoided the draft, did not serve.

* Former House Majority Leader Dick Armey - avoided the draft, did not serve.

* House Majority Leader Tom Delay - avoided the draft, did not serve.

* House Majority Whip Roy Blunt - did not serve

* Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist - did not serve.

* Majority Whip Mitch McConnell, R-KY - did not serve

* Rick Santorum, R-PA, third ranking Republican in the Senate - did not serve.

* Former Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott - avoided the draft, did not serve.

* GW Bush - decided that a six-year Nat'l Guard commitment really means four years. Still says that he's "been to war."

* VP Cheney - several deferments the last by marriage

* Att'y Gen. John Ashcroft - did not serve; received seven deferment to teach business ed at SW Missouri State

* Jeb Bush, Florida Governor - did not serve. (1)

* Karl Rove - avoided the draft, did not serve

* Former Speaker Newt Gingrich - avoided the draft, did not serve

* Former President Ronald Reagan - due to poor eyesight, served in a noncombat role making movies for the Army in southern California during WWII. (Reagan is excused because he opposed the draft.)

* Phil Gramm - avoided the draft, did not serve, due to student deferments

* Senator Richard Shelby, did not serve

* Senator Jon Kyl, R-AZ - did not serve

* Senator Tim Hutchison, R-AR - did not serve

* Rep. Christopher Cox, R-CA, fifth-ranking Republican in Congress - did not serve.

* Representative Saxby Chambliss, Georgia - did not serve, due to a bad knee

* George Will, did not serve

* Chris Matthews, Mediawhore, did not serve.

* Bill O'Reilly, did not serve

* Paul Gigot, did not serve.

* Bill Bennett, Did not serve

* Pat Buchanan, did not serve

* Rush Limbaugh, did not serve

* Michael Savage (aka Michael Alan Weiner) - did not serve

* Bill Kristol, did not serve

* Sean Hannity, did not serve.

* Kenneth Starr, did not serve

* Clarence Thomas, did not serve

* Ralph Reed, did not serve







Well?




Oh well, now that fawkin inbred has been smacked all the way down to Chinatown there's not a chance in hell any neo con is going to post in this thread ever again... hahahah!

Thanks for the bump...

Trim your sigline.

ZERO

Number of years served by Pelosi, Reid, Dean, both Clintons, Ted *hic* Kennedy, Moore...

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Thanks for the bump...

Trim your sigline.

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You can fawkin run, but you can't hide

Manu said:

I had to retype each one that was missing!

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Thanx Manu, my "Daily 'scope" thread is still pretty much in tact.
Must keep the masses informed, don't cha know?

~kym~ Lit's 'scope wench