I am now a god...

BigGator5

Sic Semper Tyrannis
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Refer to me from now on as the Gator God.

I need followers and a harem.

For my followers, I demand a sacrifice. Three really... krastner, woody54, and p_p_man. Preferly in that order.

Those that wish to be in my harem (women only) will live forever. Sign-up here.


(Note: Feeling bored and silly. Play along if you like...)
 
You can live as long as you wish. But you will be beautiful as long as you are in my harem.
 
Nawtee said:
Will we stay young forever..?

Whats the catch..?

Let's just say, you will never age until you want out. Then you will start aging normally again.
 
Little Tighty said:
Ok, I just checked your profile, you are just a boy.

Would you rather the fat old guy?

I appear what you see in my signature.
 
Originally posted by willowshadows
i've always wanted to be in a harem

Very well, come to my side and become nude. You will no longer wear clothing.
 
BigGator5 said:
Very well, come to my side and become nude. You will no longer wear clothing.

Hmmm... doesn't seem to be such a good wardrobe allowance...
 
bluemuse said:
Do you offer dental and a 401K?

What? Yes. Dental and health completely free. Since I'm a god, you will be taken care of by me.
 
I'll need an unlimited supply of green M&M's and every other friday off.
 
Sorry, I had to show non-believers that I was a god, by killing them.

willowshadows said:
decided to get into my roll here

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You shall become my favorite of all my harem.
 
Originally posted by BigGator5
Sorry, I had to show non-believers that I was a god, by killing them.



You shall become my favorite of all my harem.


*bows at your feet* thank you!
 
You are welcome.

Now, where is the heads of krastner, woody54, and p_p_man?
 
:confused:

i have to work??? i thought all i had to do was fuck you when you wanted me to.....damn.......
 
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