huskie
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It was the only church in the small town.At first it was only gossip, but it quickly spread and eventually came to the knowledge of the faithful that their preacher had been holding too many lambs of his flock on his lap. A meeting was held and a unanimous decision was reached to fire him.
On the Sunday when he was to conduct his last service, the church was packed as never before. The preacher finished his sermon, gave benediction, and closing his bible, scanned the gathering of faithful.
"I've been told, " he said in a firm voice; "that my services are no longer wanted here, and that I must leave. But before I go, there is one thing I want to say: I've screwed every woman in this congregation."
There was a loud gasp from the congregation, with women casting quick, embarrassed glances around them, when a woman's voice from the back pew broke the stunned silence.
"You didn't screw me!" she protested.
The preacher adjusted his glasses, squinted as he focused his eyes on the woman, and replied,
"Shut up, you cocksucker!"
On the Sunday when he was to conduct his last service, the church was packed as never before. The preacher finished his sermon, gave benediction, and closing his bible, scanned the gathering of faithful.
"I've been told, " he said in a firm voice; "that my services are no longer wanted here, and that I must leave. But before I go, there is one thing I want to say: I've screwed every woman in this congregation."
There was a loud gasp from the congregation, with women casting quick, embarrassed glances around them, when a woman's voice from the back pew broke the stunned silence.
"You didn't screw me!" she protested.
The preacher adjusted his glasses, squinted as he focused his eyes on the woman, and replied,
"Shut up, you cocksucker!"
