Please say happy birthday to Etoile because she is cool and I'm trying to get some.

happy birthday to Etoile because she is cool and I'm trying to get some.
 
she's hot and a lesbian therefore i hate her because i have absolutely no chance of ever sleeping with her.
 
Thank you so very much. As many of you know, Etoile's cat is in a diabetic coma and Etoile recently lost both of her arms in a hideous accident. She's having a horrible time right now and I just want her to feel better.

PLEASE WISH HER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

(and send this PM to five of your closest friends so they can wish her a happy birthday as well)
 
Never said:
Are you killallhippes?

killallhippies is dead. he was buried late last night in a private ceremony attended only by family members and close personal friends.
 
Originally posted byt Etoile:
I'm afraid I've run out of checks to send you - can I offer payment in sexual favors instead?

It worked!
 
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