Dutch Consider Ban on Toe Lickers

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Maybe Black Tulip can explain this one. Maybe not.

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Dutch Consider Ban on Toe Licking

Fri Aug 6, 6:06 PM ET

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - Toe-licking could become a criminal offense in the Netherlands after a man who licked the toes of several women was released by police without charges.

The toe-licker, whose name was not released, was arrested in Rotterdam earlier this week after a woman who had been sunbathing said he unexpectedly licked her bare foot.

Other women had also complained, and the 35-year-old man has reportedly been pursuing his fetish for years, but prosecutors in Rotterdam said they are powerless to stop him.

"A lick over the foot doesn't qualify as a crime: there has to be some kind of objective sex act committed," said prosecution spokesman Cees van Spierenburg in the Rotterdam Daily newspaper. "That's the way the law is."

Lawmakers Peter van Heemst and Aleid Wolfsen, members of the leading opposition Labor Party, asked Justice Minister Piet Hein Donner in a formal complaint to change the law.

"How can you explain that we can prosecute someone for throwing a cigarette butt or soda can on the ground, but not for this kind of misbehavior?" the men wrote.
 
LOL

I have no clue, as this was not in my newspaper. Nor on the news. I suspect someone was feeling very desperate to fill the columns. We call this time of the year cucumber season. No news but that the cucumbers are growing or not. Depending on the weather. (Parliament is on a 2 month recess.)

I'm just glad I'm no longer a member of that particular party. God, don't they have anything better to do? Besides, I'd say there's a very easy solution to someone licking your toes unwanted... unless your kick reflex is damaged of course.

:rolleyes:

By the way, Peter is a man but Aleid is defenitely a woman.
Or are they complaining because he only licked their toes?

:devil:
 
doormouse said:
de ja vu

(there's already a thread on this one)
So? You gotta problem what dat, mouse? :)

Truth be told, I'd already posted this before noticing the "Hooligan" post was about this same AP story. It's obvious Alyxen and I have very good taste in stories. Besides, it is a truth, universally accepted, that a toe licking story deserves at least two posts. So there.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
So? You gotta problem what dat, mouse? :)

Truth be told, I'd already posted this before noticing the "Hooligan" post was about this same AP story. It's obvious Alyxen and I have very good taste in stories. Besides, it is a truth, universally accepted, that a toe licking story deserves at least two posts. So there.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:

I don't got a problem wif it if you toss me over your knee and spank me :D

Then we'd have a problem wif that hard fing buried into my gut.... Mm..... call me ;)
 
doormouse said:
I don't got a problem wif it if you toss me over your knee and spank me :D

Then we'd have a problem wif that hard fing buried into my gut.... Mm..... call me ;)
Damn, an Alpha Male's work is never done. Tell you what, check wit old LDW and see if he can pinch hit, or pinch and hit, for me.

By the by, chapter four of the Randi series is now pending.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
A stranger can spread saliva on your skin without your permission and it's okay as long as your genitals weren't threatened?

Finally, a place where I can pursue my interests without interference! I'm selling the house and moving to Amsterdam.
 
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