Fetish: The Musical

Had a weird idea the other night just as I was trying to sleep.
Thought that it would be good for a chain story.

If six or so people could select a fetish and write about 3 minutes worth of lyrics, in any style they choose. They could be grouped together as a musical with basic choreography/staging.

The idea is not to actually write a musical but to have some fun.

Pick a fetish: Panties, feet/shoes, BDSM, cross-dressing, voyeurism and golden showers.

Have I forgotten anything?

Did it already...

If you think it's wierd, I guess that makes me a freak for putting down 75 minutes worth of that genre of songs and transition songs all into one elaborate rock opera. By the way you left off masturbation, which I also did once upon a time but later fixed.

Good luck nushu.

I thought masturbation was a hobby, sometimes a necessity. I would only call it a fetish if there was some real talent involved or depending on what someone is diddling about.


As far as the musical, I was thinking of a grand finale in an offiice with some people wearing panties on their heads, others in leather and .... you get the idea. They would be singing and dancing "I got a secret". Each one would sing their secret and the others would say "Oooh" or "Can I watch?" and go back to the chorus.

Good points...

Something like...

My name is Larry...
I got a secret...
I got to tell ya...
Tell ya all...
I don't know why and I know longer ca-a-are...
Just this thing I got for ladies underware...

My name is Susan...
I got a secret...
It's something special
that I always do...
You may think it strange but I don't really ca-a-are...
Putting guys underwear upon my hair...

Now you do the "Can I watch"?

How about

Chorus:

I got a secret
A dirty little secret
I’m not ashamed to say
This is the gonna be the day
To dance right out of the closet

It’s not what you’re thinking
It’s just a little kinky
If you promise not to smile
And give me just a while
Stop that silly smirking
==================

How can love be wrong
When the fabric’s strong
Pink lace and white cotton
Red silk and black satin
But the best are dirty thongs

I got the world to tell
I love the way they smell
From the laundry that I steal
And , ooh, the way they feel
But double camel toes look like hell

Ooooh and chorus

This is what I like to feel
A six inch stilletto heel.
Size six, if you please
No, they won’t fit me
And that other pair in teal

My favourites are the red
I line them up in bed
I fondle and polish and when I’m through
I might actually touch the shoes
If my wife knew, I would be dead.

Can I watch…..Ooooh and chorus

Give me a new fetish everyday

Give me a new fetish everyday
I try to be bisexual and sometimes I'll be gay
Cross dressing and undressing why do I need to work
I could make a real good living by just given a few jerks...

A little squirt on leather
A little jam on lace
Oops you missed a spot
Nice and warm upon my face

Please don't run away
I'm new at this fetish thing
Oh my god stained undees
You think you could leave me just that thing?

(Hey Nushu...there must be others around that can do this...)

Come on people, just a few lines

Let me say I love you
In my own unique and special way
I want to piss on you
And know you’re mine to stay

Gotta mark my territory
So other’s know I’ve been here
Like a dog after sniffing at a tree
Come back, it’s just recycled beer

just for fun

Guess I should have said triple camel toes before. I was thinking of the creases as I tend to do.

C’mon baby, I promise not to make you bleed
But if you’re a bad little boy, you might get a little bruise
The end of my whip is just what you need
And if you’re really good, I might even let you ooze

Oh mistress, I’ve been so very bad
I’ve been touching myself, you know, wankin’
It’s just that when I think of you, I go mad
Give me your tough love. I need a spankin’

Get on your hands and knees, you worthless maggot
Shut up, or you’ll have my spike heel up your ass
Pull your shorts back up. You some kind of a faggot?
And pray I don’t find out that you have gas

If I ever do another rock opera...

I'm gonna bring you along for the ride nushu. You got the write stuff.

All we need are 5 kick ass preverted musicals showing how much fun us liberals can have and we'll convert all those conservative minded people into switching allegiances.

HeeHee.

For what it's worth, I *love* this idea. If y'all write it, be sure to link us, okay?

RS

Thanks

Coming from both of you, I'm sincerely flattered.

But I don't think I'll have the time or expertise to develop this fully by myself. That's why I offered it for cooperation. It's been fun.


People call me a peeping Tom
But they don't know. It's the bomb.
Until they come out with a gun
And I'm getting shot pulled out of my bum.

sound of music

Love the idea , and I myself and similar ideas of rewriting the sound of music based loosely on the story of Maria's life , twisted towards S&M. The idea of the Von Trap family and the connotations of a large family, dead mother. Masterful, possibly abusive father set with a backdrop of Nazi occupied Austria and Nuns seemed an excellent place for this type to a story.

Obviously for literotica.com , the children's ages would have to get altered to fit in with the 18 years of age policy.

Good luck with project.

The hills are alive

with the sound of whipping?

Re: The hills are alive

nushu2 said:

with the sound of whipping?

Click to expand...

Yes somthing like that.

A few age problems would need working out. However, the song list would just add to the fun.

Maria for instance

"What do with some one like Maria" I think is a line from the song well that is obvious what you do to her whip her then arrange for the local stannic captain to take her as a governess and then subject her to all manor of torture and abuse.

There must be others tracks that with re-wording would fit the new style of the story.

Love Linnet

How 'bout some "Hair"

Just a passing exercise in the land of satire.

Blow Job

A Good Morning Blow Job
My cock wants you to blow
I'm waiting above you
You wait just below.

A Good Morning Blow Job
You make me so long
You love to sing as you suck
Your early morning Blow Job song

Gliddy glub gloopy; Nibby nabby noopy
La la la lo lo...
Sabba sibby sabba; Nooby abba nabba
Le le lo lo...
Tooby ooby walla; Cummy cummy slobba
Early morning Blow Job song.

A Good Morning Blow Job
My cock wants you to blow
I'm waiting above you
You wait just below.

A Good Morning Blow Job
You make me so long
You love to sing as you suck
Your early morning Blow Job song

Singin' a song, humming my wong
Singing a song...
Loving a song, taking me long
Singing a song...
Sing the song; Big as King Kong
Song song song sing
Sing sing sing sing song
Song song song sing
Sing sing sing sing song

A Good Morning Blow Job
Wear my cock ring
With Milky White cummy shots
Take me down and sing.

A Good Morning Blow Job
The taste may seem strong
But if you apply gag reflexes and sing
Your early morning Blow Job song

Horny

She asks me why...I'm just a horny guy
I'm horny noon and night; Horny that is right.
I'm horny and high you know,
My brain is fried; if you didn't know!
Hey...I forgot what I just said
But I am the GratefulFred; darling

Gimme some head I'm horny, on my long beautiful cock
Stroking, sucking, fucking, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there, horny!
Make my length, longer (horny!)
Here babes, there mamas, I'm just your sugar daddy daddy

CHORUS:
Horny! (horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny)
Blow me, Fuck me;
Long as God I got it, I'm horny!

Unzip my fly in the breeze as you get down on your knees
Give a rim job that'll please on my cock
A blow job that'll please, start with a tease
Fill in chasm, with an awesome orgasm
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder that I'm

CHORUS

I want it long, sexy, good, attraction
Snagme, shagme, lapme, snappy
Spoily, tooly, juicy, tussy
Stroking, fucking, flaxen, waxen
Got it, make it hotted; Wristed, tease it , sieze it
Powered, towered, make sure you're ready
Lingered, wingered, you handle I'm your fast freddy!

O-oh, Say can you see; my eyes rolling back,
That my cock's will shoot!
Down to here, down to there,
Down to where, down to there;
It shoots by itself!
doo doo doo doo doot-doot doo doo doot

You'll be ga-ga on my go-go
when you see me let's go screw-screw
My cock has some brown, brilliantined, Biblical hair
My cock like Jesus come explore it
Hallelujah You'll adore it
Hallelujah babes who want some fun
Why don't you come and have some of me?

"The Hills are alive...with the sound of hump jobs..."...I'd do more but I never saw the flick.




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Damn, that was good

Had trouble reading that, I was laughing so hard.
My humble thanx:

BJ Superwhore

Chorus:

Ho Anna Hey Anna Anna Ho
Anna Hey Anna Ho Anna
Hey BJ, BJ won't you blow for me
Anna Ho Anna Hey Superwhore

Deep voice:

Never had a hoover like that girl from east Vancouver
I'm gonna cummm, In this crack slummm
Tell the cops who steal you grass to kiss your fuckin' ass
They are a painnn. Drugs go down the drainnn

Chorus....

Anna:

Why waste your time harassing the girls downtown?
Nothing can be done to stop the fucking.
If every tongue were still the sex would still continue
The balls and cocks themselves would start to sting

Chorus....

Anna:

Blow me your loads, but not for me alone
Blow them for yourselves for you are the wasted
There is not one of you who cannot make yourselves cum
The slow, the stoned, the quick, the flaccid.

Chorus....


The cheeks are alive with the sound of slapping....

Let's not forget the West Side...

Maria...
I just fucked a girl named Maria...
And suddenly a gang bang...
An idea not quite insane with...
Maria...
I just shot my load of Maria...

Come on people let's write ourselves a sick opera...

You asked for it

You did this on purpose, didn't you. You led me here. I guess I deserve it for starting this thread. If they were scared to join in the fun before, they'll run away screaming now. Wouldn't it be ironic if this became the gay anthem. Eat your heart out.


I feel horny
Oh so horny
I feel horny and silly and gay
And I pity
Any ass that isn't mine today
I feel happy
Oh so happy
It's crappy how happy I feel
And so horny
That I'll have to find a stall to kneel

See the horny queer in the men's room there?
Who can that homosexual be?

Such a pretty mouth
Such a pretty ass
Such a pretty 'stache
Such a pretty gay!

I feel like slumming
And tonguing
Feel like cumming
And being a toy
For I'm butt fucked
By a pretty well hung boy......

~falls out of chair laughing~

How 'bout some grease?

(The Girls)
Summer fuckin' listen to me
Summer fuckin' I met this girl Dee
She's a girl cute as can be
She was a lezbo, lucky girl me
Summer fuckin' Saturday night...oh oh with a girl so nice...

(The Boys)
Summer fuckin' guys you gotta hear
Met this guy one hell of a queer
We got dirty under the stairs
Saw some lesbian action...over their...(points to girls)
Summer fuckin' Saturaday night...oh oh with a guy so nice...

Tell...tell...tell me...more...tell me more...did you go all the way?
Tell me more...tell me more...can't you tell I'm quite gay?
Uh ha...

Don't forget Disney

I know this is juvenile and rude but I've gone this far without having to grow up. Why start now?


Cum piddle diddle diddle cum clitty play
CUm widdle woddle woody cum wanna lay
Supercalifornialipstickexwifecunnilingus
Even though the taste of it
Is something not delicious
If you lick it long enough
They'll always cum ferocious
Supergaggafaggylispysexysuckclitoris

Cum fiddle faddle fondle cum fuckin eh
Cum pretty pouty pooty cum pussy day
Because I had forgot a shiek
When will I ever learn
My girlfriend gave my dick a treat
And said it was my turn
But then that day I learned a word
That saved my stupid ass
The biggest word I ever heard
I never heard in class:

Oh, slurperallyforballisticexplosivelovejuice
Even though the smell of it
Can make you quite nauseous
If you stick your tongue deep enough
Your nose will tickle her clitoris
suckerlikaweekoldfishithinkshegotafungus


Cum titty tooty tummy cum twatty way
Cum lippy loopy lappy cum labi ay
So when the cat has got your tongue
There's no need for dismay
Just summon up this word
And then you've got a lot to say
But better use it carefully
Or it may change your life
One night I said it to me girl
And now me girl's my wife!

She's supercunnifrigidistrictillickherprecious

Speaking of which...

Shity Shity Gang Bang
Shity Shity Gang Bang
Shity Shity Gang Bang
My cock you'll screw
High Low
Suck me down bellow and
Shity Shity Gang Bang
I'll cum on you
Suck hard
You dropped your voters card
Keep sucking me real good not a spot you'll leave
Gang Bang Shity Shity Gang Bang
It says your name is Steve
Gang Bang Shity Shity Gang Bang
It says your name is Steve

I think we are a couple of fuckin' post whores nushu...at least we're damn good at it.

Hell, this is the longest post on Erotica...


...Naturally I'm talking about my cock.