Need help on eating pussy

FELBYS

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Hi.I am pritty new to this site so i hope you people can help me out.i'm gonna be getting down and dirty with my new girlfriend soon and i know that she is more sexually experianced than me,so i want to know how to eat her pussy.I know all women are different and what works on you might not work on some1 else,but whatever help u guys can give (weather it be with tongue techniques or whatever) would be great.
 
i think i can help you.

have you ever been down there before with any girl? if not there are some things you should know.

1) never EVER touch the clitoris unless you have licked your finger or dipped it in her wetness. the clitoris is very sensative to the oils on your skin and for some women it can as if someone was using sandpaper on them.

2) foreplay is essential - it is my experience that most women will not get off from digital penetration. i know this is backwards thinking for a man but fingerbanging her is not a good thing....at least not in the beggining.

3) practice practice practice - while your at work try this. move your tounge in circles around the inside of your lips tracing the seam. do 20 in one direction and 20 in another. no one will be able to know you are doing it so its ok. this is the same motion many many women like to have performed on their clits. also try up and down and side to side. if your mouth gets sore after a while go to the old standard. place your tounge on her clit and do your ABC's. trace your alphabet on her. once you get into a more rythmic routine with her tell her to try and see what you are spelling with your tounge. its wonderful.

4) tastes and smells - every woman tastes and smells different. depending on her time of the month she can taste like water or taste very peculiar. you shouldnt have to worry about it though. since it will be your 1st time with her im sure she will want to taste her best and pick a good time.

5) the poker face - remember this above all else. no matter what she smells, looks, or tastes like you keep your poker face on. if you dont like the taste you dont say a goddamn thing. you keep it to yourself and keep licking. trust me a dick doesnt taste like chocolate and neither will she. but no matter what you keep fucking licking like its ambrosia. if the smell bothers you breathe through your mouth. it the sight bothers you close your eyes. but if your woman see hesitation she will lose so much self esteem and feel unsexy that she wont want to do anything for a while. it takes alot of courage for someone to let you closely inspect your privatesand dont you forget it.

6) explore explore explore - even if you dont know where the clit is, even if you dont know the difference between a gspot and a g string, keep on licking. just explore around and listen for her responce to you. most woman like nothing more than to lay back and have a man lick her every crevice for an hour for absolutely no reason. if it starts to bother you tell her to grab your head and show you where. its a wonderfull fealing having a woman guide your head. bet they love it too.

7) after play - after she is done dont stop there. many men make this mistake. if you want to show her how much you really care afterplay is essential. most womans clits are too sensatie during/after an orgasm. so lick her (lower) lips, her innner lips and most definitly her hole. slowly licking the juices out of a woman after she has cum is so relaxing for some woman they can fall alseep in the process. plus ther is the visual effect. after your dont you will have pussy juice all over your mouth. just look at her and lick the juice of your lips. sahe will want you more than she ever did.

8) have fun - like ive said before just play around down there. go nuts and explore or have her tell you what to do and how.

9) compliment her - tell her how much fun you had down there and how you want to do it again soon. tell her she smelled and tasted fantastic. inflate her ego. make her feel like the woman you know she is.

10) it is better to gve than too receive - this is so true. if you eat her out once a day and she blows you once a week. after about 2 weeks you will see you BJ number rise faster than your cock. she will feel bad for taking and not giving and try to return the favor. remember if you eat her like ive said. she will blow you just as good.

those are my ten commandments have fun.

mike "BIGFUN"
 
FELBYS said:
Hi.I am pritty new to this site so i hope you people can help me out.i'm gonna be getting down and dirty with my new girlfriend soon and i know that she is more sexually experianced than me,so i want to know how to eat her pussy.I know all women are different and what works on you might not work on some1 else,but whatever help u guys can give (weather it be with tongue techniques or whatever) would be great.

before you all get serious, check out the other post by this guy.

FELBYS said:
My girlfriends a virgin!HELP
Hi.I'm gonna be having sex with my girlfriend soon and we've been together for 6 months.The problem i need help with is that i have had sexuall experiances in the past (well 3 times,i'v basically just started) but my girlfriend is a still a virgin.I dont know how to go about having sex with her?do i still finger and lick her pussy out?do i just go staright in for the sex?should i last as long as i normally do?and what should i do after we've had sex,(because the other times i'v had sex with other people i finished and then we just got up and went our seperate ways)?Any help would be "FANTASTIC",as i do care for her.And this is my last resort,please someone out there must know what i'm going through,reply's by women would be especially great as i can get there view as well.thank's

gotta love 'em.
 
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warrior queen said:
before you all get serious, check out the other post by this guy.



gotta love 'em.

LMAO!

Well, well. Guess he just ruined himself right out of the gate with that one, huh?

S.
 
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sheath said:
LMAO!

Well, well. Guess he just ruined himself right out of the gate with that one, huh?

S.

rofl - what gets me, is that they always think they got away with it!

i mean, come on people!
we may be completely depraved, but......!!!!

:D
it's not often i go to the bother of connecting the threads, but i thought this was too much.
 
ok... i'm confused

felbys...

what gives? you have one thread saying that your girlfriend is a virgin and you're about to have sex with her for the first time. now you have a thread asking how to eat pussy because you're about to start a physical relationship with your girlfriend who's more experienced than you are?

so what is it? is she a virgin or are you? i'm not raggin' on your posts... i just wanted to know so we can all better address your concerns.
 
Wow, Felby....

I didn't even see this post when i answered your other thread. If you want anybody to take you seriously around here, you better fess up like NOW!

:rolleyes:
 
Maybe shes big into oral and anal or something like that but has never had vaginal?? Ive seen it a coupel times before. Maybe she likes messing around alot and he hasnt started messing aorund much yet and he feels intimidated?

Sorry i like giving the benefit of the doubt till someone is PROVEN in the wrong. Maybe im just too nice :confused: oh well :nana: I do love that blasted dancing nana :cool:
 
Hi..sorry,i think you guys have got the wrong kind of impression,(it's my fault,i never really told u guys the whole truth,my bad!).Like car nut and BirdsWife suggest,my girlfriend is still technically a virgin (by that i mean no one has ever penertrated her pussy,but i think she's done anal once,but not too sure).And she recently told me (yesterday infact) that she likes her pussy to be eaten out (as other guys have done this to her in the past),and that's why i came to you guys.I wanna say thanks to the guys for giving me some much needed advice especially madmanmike i appreciate it man!And i wanna say sorry to anyone who i confused or mad angry by not telling the whole truth :rose:,but if still wanna rag on my post then you can still do that if ya want.
 
FELBYS said:
Hi..sorry,i think you guys have got the wrong kind of impression,(it's my fault,i never really told u guys the whole truth,my bad!).Like car nut and BirdsWife suggest,my girlfriend is still technically a virgin (by that i mean no one has ever penertrated her pussy,but i think she's done anal once,but not too sure).And she recently told me (yesterday infact) that she likes her pussy to be eaten out (as other guys have done this to her in the past),and that's why i came to you guys.I wanna say thanks to the guys for giving me some much needed advice especially madmanmike i appreciate it man!And i wanna say sorry to anyone who i confused or mad angry by not telling the whole truth :rose:,but if still wanna rag on my post then you can still do that if ya want.

Well...I can't think of much advice to give you right now, but I'm sure I will come up with something. I did want to comment, though...thank you for being so forthcoming and making things clear rather than taking offense. You definitely earned my respect...in three posts. Amazing. ;)

Welcome to lit. :rose:

S.
 
Don't lap at it like a dog at the water bowl...

Think of it as a vaginal massage. I've tried it both ways, and believe me, the latter gets much better reviews.
 
Just thought i'd give u guys an update on how it went with me attempting to eat out my girl last night.Now i put into practice all the tips that everyone gave me and i will remember all of you guys in my will..It started of abit slow with me trying to find my way around but making sure no place was left untouched with my tongue,and then i noticed her breathing patterns were getting alittle more rapid and her stomach started to go in insane.So when i saw this happening i knew i was doing at-least something wright,so i kept on.What u guys neva told me about is when your down there and your hitting all the wright buttons the girl locks her legs around your head like a vice,i thought i was gonna die!But for my first time it went really really well,apart from the lock jaw (which really fucking hurts).But practice makes perfect so i'm gonna keep up with my tongue techniques,oh if u want to get your tongue into training for the whole pussy eating,you should eat yougort with your tongue,it's a real excercise on the tongue...but thanks u guy's:)
 
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