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FungiUg

FungiUg

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Do you read subject lines on threads and have an almost irresistable urge to give a smart-alec response to it? Until now you've been good, and resisted because... well... it's bad, right? Well, here's your chance to be bad!

My favourite at the moment is the "Needing Directions" thread. And here's the response.

Best Irish accent

Oh, it's easy. You want to go to the north-eastern docks -- be sure you don't go to the northern docks, because then you'll get lost. Now take the second road on your left, and head that way. Eventually you'll reach a green pub on a corner with a dragon on the sign. When you reach that pub, well, you've gone too far (to be sure.) So you need to go back and take the second on the right from when you started...
 
And you, James, WD and DVS (just to name a few) are the prize winners of smart-aleck answers....


One of the many endearing qualities you Domly-dudes share.
 
smart alec answers (at least for me) are good sometimes. It kind of makes you think...especially if the comment was directly pertaining to something you posted. So i think that at times they can be helpful not bad.
 
Personally I like them.. I think they give insite into the person.
 
The "What to do with a vanilla partner" thread always made me want to reply with a "What do you do with a drunken sailor?" Throw in a hornpipe and call it a day.
 
"Sharing your husband"...

Mental image of sheep shears, and poor hubby between her legs being shorn, then kicked down the slide. "Next!"
 
[Edit]I'm not good with smart alac answeres[/edit]

so i'm just going to stop right here..... before i'm going to make an ass of my self....
 
Sometimes I read a thread title and a thought comes to mind.

"Can't these people read?"


My response:

"Errrr Nope!"

And the drunken sailor tune came to mind for me as well.

:D
 
the best I saw lately was on the general board

" I want to meat a girl"

I found it really funny.
 
Please Read This Before Posting."

That one brings to mind one I've always noticed in me. "If at first you don't succeed, read the instructions." I can usually make something work with out the instructions. I like the challenge of finding all of the parts and seeing what fits into what.

And, this kind of equates to what I like about me, women and sex. "I know what fits into there. With these things, you sometimes you have to force, but I know it should fit. I don't need those instructions!"
 
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I did, not too long ago, in a thread titled "How do I fuck my aunt (or mother/sister etc)....."

"JER-RY, JER-RY, JER-RY"

Didn't help that that show was on at the time I read the thread.......;) :devil: :D
 
"600 pieces of spam" on the wall, 600 pieces of spam...

(come on, all sing along now!)
 
Ewww....good thing there is a surplus of submissives on the board to clean all that up!
 
"a dominating chalenge" -- the challenge being to spell challenge correctly! Although that's not the smart arse answer, that's just me being my usual sarcastic pedantic self.

The smart arse answer is about what that little statement evokes in my twisted little mind. Imagine if you will (I did, after all) some sort of gameshow, where you have four different Doms, and they are each given various situations or people to dominate...

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinkie?
 
MissTaken said:
Sometimes I read a thread title and a thought comes to mind.

"Can't these people read?"


My response:

"Errrr Nope!"
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For that matter, they can't spell, their forebears were financially challenged (poor grammar), and they are hanging out on a site that purports to erotic literature...

Of course.

It's a good thing that there are pictures!
 
I was trying to think of something to add...but damnit my brain just isn't what it used to be...

:p
 
FungiUg said:
"a dominating chalenge" -- the challenge being to spell challenge correctly! Although that's not the smart arse answer, that's just me being my usual sarcastic pedantic self.

The smart arse answer is about what that little statement evokes in my twisted little mind. Imagine if you will (I did, after all) some sort of gameshow, where you have four different Doms, and they are each given various situations or people to dominate...

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinkie?
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I was picturing bullwhips at 20 paces.

And btw, why did you never mention my lame-o attempt at a smart arse answer about your name on another thread? Or did you Fungi THAT up, too? (Can I ask where FungiUg comes from if I ask politely? Did you explain on some thread? The guy in you AV, which I gather is from some classic source (headless horseman?), looks a little fungal.)

Thank you in advance for your presumed indulgence:catgrin:
 
Yeah, I did notice. I've been called FU before.

I think I have explained my nickname on about three different threads on here. Your challenge is to find one of those explanations!

Bull-whips at 20 paces could work (safety goggles required, particularly for the in-studio audience if I'm wielding one!)
 
no, I figured the FU was familiar to you:D I was talking about all the clever fungal and surf-related byplay. sigh I guess my alec will have to get smarter to be worthy of the ack of knowledgement. (ack) Guess these would go under the silly-alec remarks thread.
 
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Phoenix Stone said:
I was talking about all the clever fungal and surf-related byplay. sigh I guess my alec will have to get smarter to be worthy of the ack of knowledgement.
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Well, I think you got a groan at the time. Will that do?
 
Curse you, Fungi, I just got the Pinky and Brain theme out of my head last night and now it's stuck there again. Grrr. :)

Speaking of music and smart-alecs, I always get the "Sweet Transvestite" tune from the Rocky Horror Picture Show jammed into my brain whenever I catch a glimpse of the "Transvestites" thread on GBLT. I just can't help it, and I've been avoiding posting on that thread afraid of making a corny retort that would hurt many persons on the forum. But it's a damn catchy song.
 
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FungiUg said:
Well, I think you got a groan at the time. Will that do?
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For starters. Prefer it followed by a low moan, a kind of growling purr in the throat, some heavy breathing....
 
FungiUg said:


I think I have explained my nickname on about three different threads on here. Your challenge is to find one of those explanations!
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I'd be embarrassed to admit how much time I've put into trying to find One of those explanations. May I please have a hint, Sir? What if I promise to call you Sir Fun from now on?
 
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