Are you pro-toe? LOL

Hello folks!!
So, how many of you are pro-camel toe???
(Yes, yes I will get a pic to put on her as soon as I get shit up and running, damn new pc!!)

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Well aren't you just as sweet as pie! A few guys asked me to start a thread on camel toe after bringing it up in a previous post. I'm sorry, I just decided to start one up, I didnt I would have be abused for it ...for fuck sake, lighten up!

This is a how to board it will be better suited posted on the general board.

Nothing you posted is 'how to'

There are about 10 other threads that arent "how to" if your going to post in mine with that response then do it in the others as well.

Very true I think the forum Moderater should remove all non how to threads.

Thats a bit much, is it really going to kill you to see a non how to thread here. I really, really think you need to offline and go for a walk... outdoors!

also, if your next reply isn't going to be about the topic then please dont post on this thread anymore.

thanks

Well I for one am glad to see that the "How To Police" are busy this afternoon.....geeze...lighten up..although I give Dobbin points for one hell of a funny posted response.

As for the toe question... For me it doesn't do much. I guess I like the allure that comes from what's hidden, and sometimes the toe is just a bit too much information for my tastes. It sometimes is like watching close ups during porn movies. I obviously know what is there and what it looks like, but do not feel the need to sit that close to the action.

And here I thought this thread was about feet! LOL.

Ok..play nice

FF

Wildthang, Love a good toe. Give me a toe in a pair of tight wet panties and I'll eat until the cheeks of your ass cave in.

wolfgar said:

Wildthang, Love a good toe. Give me a toe in a pair of tight wet panties and I'll eat until the cheeks of your ass cave in.

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Yea Ditto.... ass cheeks cavin' in...........mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

BOYS!!!! You wanted toe, you asked for toe, and now you got toe!!!!

here is another

and last but not least

Toes

Ahh,Yes Love those toes,especially if there is a little wet spot there too and I am the one who caused it makes it even more fun.

wildthang.....you make my heart sing.......wildthang.....I think I looooooove you..........but I want to know for sure.

WOW!

wildthang said:

and last but not least

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This is a great toe mmmmmmmmmmmmm.................

New request ......wet camel toe....naturally wet toe

Erections are...

Wildthang,
I like your siggy. It really makes a lady feel good about herself to just be talking to a guy and he starts to get a hard on. Regardless of what he might say to me, the hard on says it best.

That said, there have been times when I've tried on three different jeans, shorts, whatever just to make sure I was giving good toe. Sometimes, the toe speaks as well.
Jenny

For a while I thought she was talking about some wierd foot fetish involving a common genetic defect.

As for myself, I'm not particularily turned on by women wearing something that shows off every nook and cranny. There is a lot to be said for the anticipation of finding out whats underneath all those clothes, whereas with camel toes you don't need to know. Its all there imprinted upon the fabric.

I don't know, I don't think that would be all that comfortable for long periods of time, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

Bobmi357 said:

I don't know, I don't think that would be all that comfortable for long periods of time, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

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You are absolutely correct. Uncomfortable as HELL!!! Imagine wedgie with your dick and balls and scrunched up, pinched, and being rubbed (and no, not in a good way).

I hate to sound prudish, but I also dislike them for the same reason you do. They make a woman look trashy. Yes, most men would get turned on at the sight of one, I suppose. Unless it was his high school aged daughter!

Obviously, we both see this in a very different light. When I wear a pair of tight jeans and no panties, my clit brushes againt the seam of my pants (especially when Im walking) and it drives me insane all day (in a orgasmicly good way!). Some may find toe trashy but I think its kind of hot to see some young girl around my age (18-20s) innocently pulling her low rise jeans up a little to high and seeing them cup her beautifully formed young pussy. Like I said, we see it differently and that is perfectly ok.

Dont you worry about your clit becoming desensitized over time with all that rubbing. Denim isn't the kindest material to have rubbing against you.

But effective!

Dobbin said:

Dont you worry about your clit becoming desensitized over time with all that rubbing. Denim isn't the kindest material to have rubbing against you.

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No, denim may not be the kindest material rubbing against me. But it is effective! Lost my panties once just before I went to the mall to do Christmas shopping. Had to stop and stare at a shop window as the orgasm went it's course. Make a point now to always wear panties. Public orgasms can be embarrasing!

joke

at my school, both guys and girls dislike camel toe on a girl. i mean, the guys don't say "hot," they say "oh, nasty" and they laugh and clap. it's considered really embarassing at our school

There's a time and place for everrything.

If I'm in the right mood it's kind of like seeing a male bulge - but a little better.

In church? Well, probably not.

Spouse is looking over my shoulder - he says it's the sexiest curve in the universe - but probably doesn't want to see it at church, either.

millieteases said:

There's a time and place for everrything.

If I'm in the right mood it's kind of like seeing a male bulge - but a little better.

In church? Well, probably not.

Spouse is looking over my shoulder - he says it's the sexiest curve in the universe - but probably doesn't want to see it at church, either.

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That would be way to distracting, one should have thier mind on other matters and not some ladies crotch........mmmmmmm but I do like a good toe.......anywhere else.