Could you be the victim of conspiracy theorists?

shereads · Mar 23, 2004

I haven't posted a poll in days. This disturbing break in my pattern has made me realize that I'm the victim of conspiracy theorists who've been manipulating my thoughts. The only questions are how, and why?

Has this ever happened to you?

Are you certain?

Guest · Mar 23, 2004

Yes, I am certain! But, they only think they've got complete control... I can resist... no you can't... oh yes I bloody well can!!!

No, I'm not gonna do that, whaddya take me for?

Lou

shereads · Mar 23, 2004

Dry cleaning? Who thinks about dry cleaning at a time like this?

snooper · Mar 23, 2004

Another non-problem.

I know they are all conspiring against me and therefore the conspiracy theorists are right.

Somme · Mar 23, 2004

I was rather dissapointed that you didn't include marmalade sandwiches under the options.

Colleen Thomas · Mar 23, 2004

Thought control conspiracy, that explains a lot.

-Colly

Liar · Mar 23, 2004

The conspiracy theories are just a cover-up to hide the fact that nothing whatsoever ever is going on anywhere.

shereads · Mar 23, 2004

Interesting. Just reading the posts here, the pattern is already becoming clearer. Some of you are involved, others are simply victims.

Or is that what you want me to think?

Liar · Mar 23, 2004

Who said we wanted you to think?

Somme · Mar 23, 2004

Liar said:
Who said we wanted you to think?

I did.

Guest · Mar 23, 2004

They made me do it.

Lou

Couture · Mar 23, 2004

shereads said:
Interesting. Just reading the posts here, the pattern is already becoming clearer. Some of you are involved, others are simply victims.

Or is that what you want me to think?

She's on to us now people. It's time for operation kidnap and probe.

I'll supervise the probing.

dr_mabeuse · Mar 23, 2004

I've always thought it was fascinating how the mind-control fantasy almost defines paranoid schizophrenia. Even before there were radios and broadcasts to provide an explanation of how this could happen, people have imagined themselves to be under the outside control of spirts and gods and demons. It's occurred at all times and across cultures. It's almost like there's a controlled-by-aliens center on the brain that can be turned on or off.

---dr.M.

shereads · Mar 23, 2004

dr_mabeuse said:
It's almost like there's a controlled-by-aliens center on the brain that can be turned on or off.

---dr.M.

Almost?

Guest · Mar 23, 2004

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Boxlicker101 · Mar 23, 2004

dr_mabeuse said:
I've always thought it was fascinating how the mind-control fantasy almost defines paranoid schizophrenia. Even before there were radios and broadcasts to provide an explanation of how this could happen, people have imagined themselves to be under the outside control of spirts and gods and demons. It's occurred at all times and across cultures. It's almost like there's a controlled-by-aliens center on the brain that can be turned on or off.

---dr.M.

He must be one of **THEM**!!

shereads · Mar 23, 2004

Boxlicker101 said:
He must be one of **THEM**!!

Holy god, Box! Dr. Mabeuse is a Lithuanian cosmetologist, practicing in the U.S. without a license? Why are there so many of them? What do they want?

minsue · Mar 23, 2004

shereads said:
Holy god, Box! Dr. Mabeuse is a Lithuanian cosmetologist, practicing in the U.S. without a license? Why are there so many of them? What do they want?

I love the oddly beautiful (or beautifully odd, I can't decide) world you inhabit, sher. Just knowing it exists makes my day.

shereads · Mar 23, 2004

minsue said:
I love the oddly beautiful (or beautifully odd, I can't decide) world you inhabit, sher. Just knowing it exists makes my day.

Who told you about my world? They promised to keep quiet about it.

Boxlicker101 · Mar 23, 2004

shereads said:
Who told you about my world? They promised to keep quiet about it.

Sher! Do yhink Mindy could be one of **THEM**!! TOO? Or! Could you be on3 of **THEM**!! instead!!?

Guest · Mar 23, 2004

Boxlicker101 said:
Sher! Do yhink Mindy could be one of **THEM**!! TOO? Or! Could you be on3 of **THEM**!! instead!!?

I dunno, but it looks to me like someone, or something, else had control of your typing right then.

Just ribbing ya!

Lou :kiss:

Boxlicker101 · Mar 23, 2004

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Originally posted by Boxlicker101
Sher! Do yhink Mindy could be one of **THEM**!! TOO? Or! Could you be on3 of **THEM**!! instead!!?
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I dunno, but it looks to me like someone, or something, else had control of your typing right then.

Lou

You're right!! Some mysterious alien influence seized control of my typing fingers just when I was in the process of exposing the whole plot!! Was it Mindy? Was it Sher? Was it both of thenm, maybe acting in cahoots with Doc M., or maybe with the Fanatically Unified Christian Kabal, sometimes known as FUCK? Is that too far fetched to consider? Probably but let's consider it anyhow.

Guest · Mar 23, 2004

Boxlicker101 said:
You're right!! Some mysterious alien influence seized control of my typing fingers just when I was in the process of exposing the whole plot!! Was it Mindy? Was it Sher? Was it both of thenm, maybe acting in cahoots with Doc M., or maybe with the Fanatically Unified Christian Kabal, sometimes known as FUCK? Is that too far fetched to consider? Probably but let's consider it anyhow.

Hahaha! Yes, let's!

I bet they're all in on it, every single one of them, even YOU!

Lou - placing a non-penetrable helmet, made of silver foil, on her head. :cathappy:

minsue · Mar 24, 2004

Tatelou said:
Hahaha! Yes, let's!

I bet they're all in on it, every single one of them, even YOU!

Lou - placing a non-penetrable helmet, made of silver foil, on her head.

PSSST! Lou! They want you to wear the tin foil helment. It makes the reception better.

*Ahem* I didn't say a thing. *cough*

I don't know what you're talking about.

I was never here.

Boxlicker101 · Mar 24, 2004

minsue said:
PSSST! Lou! They want you to wear the tin foil helment. It makes the reception better.

*Ahem* I didn't say a thing. *cough*

I don't know what you're talking about.

I was never here.

Don't believe her, Lou, and don't trust her. It is a well known fact that most geese are commie preverts anyhow. I have here a list of 170 Commonest geese that are working in the State Department.

Could you be the victim of conspiracy theorists?

Are you the victim of thought control by conspiracy theorists?

If I tell you, I'll have to kill you.

If I tell you, they'll kill me.

I haven't noticed anything. But then, I wouldn't, would I?

They only think they're controlling my thoughts. I'm in complete control of hello sparrow sodium. Ha

They've tried, but I keep my mind a blank at all times.

The existence of conspiracy theorists is a lie intended to distract us from what's really going on.

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