Fawkin'Injun's lyrics thread

it's the same lyrics every day

I give it a two...

Fawkin'Injun said:

I give it a two...

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No, that's your IQ.

Seriously dude, no one has an IQ of 2...

All the innuendo
Caught up in your lies
I was just a name
In your little black book!

I-I-I-I'll get even with you...

Fawkin'Injun said:

Seriously dude, no one has an IQ of 2...

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You do.

No, you do.

Doodoo breath!

Fawkin'Injun said:

No, you do.

Doodoo breath!

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Here's an old Fawkin Classic.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer..........

Another all time Fawkin theme Song...

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby
So why don't you kill me?
(double-barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby
So why don't you kill me?

The forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phoney gas chamber
'Cause one's got a weasel and other's got a flag
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the re-run shows and the cocaine nosejob
The daytime crap of a folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey neck and it's hanging from a pigeon wing
And you can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beat and body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite
And it's choking on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby
So why don't you kill me?
(Get crazy with the Cheez-Whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby
So why don't you kill me?

LovingTongue said:

Here's an old Fawkin Classic.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer..........

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..Take one down and pass it around .....

98 ... bottles of beer on the wall ....

Haha lmao ...

Fawkin's Sex Life



If you're having trouble with your barn yard friends, you got a thing for euws.

You're counting sheep, but you're not in bed. Here's what ch'ya got a do.

Get off the barn, stay off the farm. Go read a nursery rhyme. Don't ring 976-BAAA, it kinda loves a crime, hey.

(Chorus)
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bow Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!

Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep.
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep.
(End of chorus)

My friend Larry has a little lamb, her fleece is white as snow.


He keeps bragging 'bout her everyday, someone should tell him no.

Look at the flock, they're all in shock. Here comes that mutton fan.

Knock out the fleece, give them some peace. Don't be a barnyard man. No.

(Chorus)

Velcro gloves, knee pads, late night dates, done with sheep!

Warning signs, electric fences, high voltage! Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds. Don't tell them what what I did to you. Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds. Dirty deeds! Dirty deeds! Done with sheep! Aoooooohhhhhhhhh. Quiet cattle, I think the shepard's coming.

The Fawkin' Theme Song

Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite

You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before it's/its time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite on more than you chew
What can you do
Dare to be stupid

Take some wooden nickles
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid

You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip

Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Let's go

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now it's time for crying in your beer

Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevyrolet
And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away
It's OK, you can dare to be stupid

It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free

Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why don't you dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid

Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends

You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do

Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
What did I say
Dare to be stupid
Tell me, what did I say
Dare to be stupid
It's alright
Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid all night
Dare to be stupid
Come on, join the crowd
Dare to be stupid
Shout it out loud
Dare to be stupid
I can't hear you
Dare to be stupid
OK, I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid
Let's go, Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid

Huey Lewis rejected these Fawkin Lyrics

I know that I'm crazy
I walk around in a funk
And there is no denying that
It's hip to be drunk!

Re: Huey Lewis rejected these Fawkin Lyrics

LovingTongue said:

I know that I'm crazy
I walk around in a funk
And there is no denying that
It's hip to be drunk!

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Hmm are you drunk now? You sing alot to night Loving ...

Yet more Fawkin Injun lyrics rejected by Wierd Al

If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
If I could make love to a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
I'd search the world over to find one
that had the exact same circumference as you

Since Fawkin'Injun is back, it's lyrics time again!

Forever Drunk - not by Rod Stewart

May a liquor store be near you
Down every road you roam
And may the weed and the JD
be with you when you're far from home
And may you stumble and slur proud
Dignified and true
And vomit onto others
As they laugh at you
Be courageous and be brave
by the curbside you'll always stay
Forever Drunk, Forever Drunk
Forever Drunk, Forever Drunk!

LT's Song of LaMentia


I say, Trailer for sale or rent.
Rooms to let, just 50 cents.
No phone, no food, no pets,
I ain't got no cigarettes!
Ah but two hours of pushin' broom
Buys an 8X12 four-bit room.
Ahm a man of means by no means...

King of the road!

Fawkin you're even weaker than your watered down beer.

I bet you just loved P's thread this morning and all the people who were willing to attest to the fact that I fawk you over really good each and every day...

And we're takin' care of business
Every Day!
Takin' care of business
Every Way!

Everyone who thinks you win debates with me are Libertarians who read the National Review.

Everyone ELSE knows I kick your ass to the moon daily.

Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars