Le Jacquelope
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What's next? Her cousins?
Or will she go outside the human race and go for Fawkin'Injun?
Or will she go outside the human race and go for Fawkin'Injun?
Now that MysteryWhiteGirl is done fantasizing about fucking her uncle
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Maybe she'll take pity on you, and give you the only fuck you'll ever have. Just make sure you lube up your ass real good.
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Lube, eh? You seem to have some prior first hand experience with her.
Tell me, how long did it take for you to be able to sit after she was done?
Tell me, how long did it take for you to be able to sit after she was done?
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Bob_Bytchin said:
He was doing such a good job at ignoring me (like it would help), but then lost all self-control.
And created a really fucking stupid thread on top of it. He's a masochist, I yell ya. And he thinks it's because he's a political dissident. I just don't have the heart to tell him.
You do it, Bob.
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LovingTongue said:
Let's just say that if you want a real fucking, she's your girl. Of course, you're not man enough for her. It was just a pipe dream.
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^^^ that's rich, coming from a woman who publicly declared she was ignoring me forever more and who was calling on everyone else to ignore me.
I guess that happened because your uncle turned you down for that pity fuck.
Well, here's a warning to you. Stay away from my pet terrier.
I guess that happened because your uncle turned you down for that pity fuck.
Well, here's a warning to you. Stay away from my pet terrier.
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MysteryWhiteGirl said:He was doing such a good job at ignoring me (like it would help), but then lost all self-control.
And created a really fucking stupid thread on top of it. He's a masochist, I yell ya. And he thinks it's because he's a political dissident. I just don't have the heart to tell him.
You do it, Bob.
Yeah, it's all because he's a wanna-be extremist. It has nothing to do with his personality.
You're on ignore?
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You changed your mind because I kept thrashing your honor like a baby seal in the jaws of a killer whale.
Now you follow me around like a sick wounded puppy looking for a bone. You even look like a wounded puppy.
Now you follow me around like a sick wounded puppy looking for a bone. You even look like a wounded puppy.
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Bob_Bytchin said:Yeah, it's all because he's a wanna-be extremist. It has nothing to do with his personality.
You're on ignore?
He likes to jump back and forth on pretending I am - he'd either not address my posts or tell one of his scant few retard friends like Keirena or plasmadick "Tell MWG. . . "
It was too funny. It's like seeing the Pocket Protector Squad get indignant with, well. . . virtually the rest of the population.
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LovingTongue said:
Nah. I figured I wouldn't let Hanns, DCL, and F'I have all the fun.
I have no worries on the standing of my honour. You, on the other hand, I'm sure have a few more threads to start containing the word "nigger", so I won't interrupt you.
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MysteryWhiteTrash you don't even want to bring Keirena into this.
She gave you such a right good ass kicking the last time you two tangled you were left flossing your teeth with her shoe laces.
And when she logs on and sees a discussion on your fantasies about fucking your uncle, you're gonna be her little paddle-ho.
She gave you such a right good ass kicking the last time you two tangled you were left flossing your teeth with her shoe laces.
And when she logs on and sees a discussion on your fantasies about fucking your uncle, you're gonna be her little paddle-ho.
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MysteryWhiteGirl said:And I changed my mind. If you want to point out anyone besides yourself who cares, be my guest.
I reserve the right to choose to ignore or not to ignore - just call me a Literotical Ronin.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Thank you for morning laugh, MWG-san!
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MysteryWhiteGirl said:
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Keirena's going to find MysteryWhiteTrash's incest fantasies especially entertaining to make fun of in light of the all the moralizing trash girl was doing before.
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LovingTongue said:
If you don't PM her the link to it first so that you'll actually have some sort of support.
Too bad that I happen to know that only a smidgeon more people have any respect for her behind the scenes than people do for you. You'd actually make a wonderful couple - have you considered putting your notch in her bedpost with that big, flaming sword of yours, Mr. Ronin?
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MysteryWhiteTrash don't make me resurrect that thread I made in which you and Keirena went head to head in a flame war and all your "behind the scenes support" ran and hid while you were made into the Lit moshing pit.
If you woulda actually had people backing you up, I might have brought up your incest fantasies. But then again, I like keeping some cards face down...
If you woulda actually had people backing you up, I might have brought up your incest fantasies. But then again, I like keeping some cards face down...
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LovingTongue said:MysteryWhiteTrash don't make me resurrect that thread I made in which you and Keirena went head to head in a flame war and all your "behind the scenes support" ran and hid while you were made into the Lit moshing pit.
If you woulda actually had people backing you up, I might have brought up your incest fantasies. But then again, I like keeping some cards face down...
What cards? I had a link for the longest time in my sig advertising all of my stories, not just one or two. I wouldn't have had them PUBLISHED if I didn't want anyone to see them.
Your logic processor wasn't wired right off the assembly line, was it?
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MYSTERYWHITETRASH WRITES BETTER THAN ME?!!!!!!!
Oh shit, that was rich.
When it comes to writing, MWT I am demonstrably so far above and beyond your caliber you can't even see me with a red shift telescope. The evidence of that is right in your face, but I bet you're too stupid to recognize it.
Oh shit, that was rich.
When it comes to writing, MWT I am demonstrably so far above and beyond your caliber you can't even see me with a red shift telescope. The evidence of that is right in your face, but I bet you're too stupid to recognize it.
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LovingTongue said:
ROFL....a step relative?
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LovingTongue said:
You:
http://presentations.animfactory.com/images/monkey_using_typewriter_hg_wht.gif
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Here's a clue for ya: they already have, and by all counts I'm a far better author than you'd ever even dream of being.MysteryWhiteGirl said:
And I'm still just warming up.
