I hate women...

FuckingFreak · Oct 4, 2003

OK - let's do this now.

top 10 reasons i can't stand females

10) They whine

9) They're illogical

8) Drama/emotionally unstable

7) They're hypocrites

6) No porn

5) they can't drive

4) needy/clingy

3) hog the bathroom

2) always want something

1) ask stupid questions like "What are you feeling/thinking" and "Do I look fat in this?"

yeah...

Guest · Oct 4, 2003

RosevilleCAguy · Oct 4, 2003

FuckingFreak said:
OK - let's do this now.

top 10 reasons i can't stand females

yeah...

You're not cooking them correctly. Use mroe garlic and sautee them for less time.

ExistentialLuv · Oct 4, 2003

FuckingFreak said:
OK - let's do this now.

top 10 reasons i can't stand females

10) They whine

I only drink wine!!!

9) They're illogical

Have more logic than most people I have meet!!!

8) Drama/emotionally unstable

Hate drama and very emotionally stable!!!!!

7) They're hypocrites

Fucking hate hypocrites. So I would definatly not be something I hate!!!!

6) No porn

Fucking love porn and posting porn of myself!!!!

5) they can't drive

Spent time in the south and took lessons from a race car driver!!!Never had a ticket (cops just could not catch me)

4) needy/clingy

Don't need anything, and the only thing cliny about me is that turd on my ass!!!

3) hog the bathroom

10 seconds and I am done!!!Most men take longer than me

2) always want something

Not always

1) ask stupid questions like "What are you feeling/thinking" and "Do I look fat in this?"

Yeah those are pretty stupid questions. Fucking woman need to come up with more creative ?s

yeah...

I feel sorry for you.Sounds like you have only met typical females. I am one of the lucky ones, nothing typical about me at all. Wait I am a rodent, thats right. Set apart from the rest!!!!

Hi Hanns

. Glass any fucking morons latley?

perks · Oct 4, 2003

mmmmmm more for me! Thanks for doing your part.

FuckingFreak · Oct 4, 2003

I hate women....

i would like to add another reason.

11) They think they know everything.

TN_Vixen · Oct 4, 2003

then go back to fucking your boys and leave the women alone already. I'm sure the female race won't weep for their loss.

Nathon_88 · Oct 4, 2003

You can hate them.......

I love them!

Orgy at the happy thread!

acitore_vuli · Oct 4, 2003

perks said:
mmmmmm more for me! Thanks for doing your part.

you always make me laugh.

ExistentialLuv · Oct 4, 2003

Such a thin line between love and hate!!!!!

But FFyou still do enjoy looking at us

Holly Delight · Oct 4, 2003

Nathon_88 said:
You can hate them.......

I love them!

Orgy at the happy thread!

OOOOOOOOooo!!! Now an orgy at the happy thread !!!

Do we get chocolate for the orgy too???

Vixandra · Oct 4, 2003

FuckingFreak said:
6) No porn

5) they can't drive

4) needy/clingy

3) hog the bathroom

2) always want something

1) ask stupid questions like "What are you feeling/thinking" and "Do I look fat in this?"

yeah... [/B]

Oh lets see- I've probably got as much porn on my puter as hubby does on his.
I've dumped more guys for being clingy/needy/spinless then any other reason.
I take only enough room in the bathroom for my contact lenses. Makeup stays in a case that fits in the closet (cause I don't wear it much)
Don't want anything right now.
Only ask questions like that if its obvious he needs it. Would rather be a little invasive then not care. And I know better then to ask if I look fat in something- if ya have to ask then you do look fat in it- go change is what I say.

sexy-girl · Oct 4, 2003

f'ing freak you hate women even after they posted pictures for you in your thread ?

makes me glad i didn't post any pictures there

perks said:
mmmmmm more for me! Thanks for doing your part.

my thoughts too

KillerMuffin · Oct 4, 2003

10) They whine

Thank you for noticing! It's taken me just years to perfect the art. It's difficult to find a good Whiner to understudy to.

9) They're illogical

I prefer "syllogistically anamolous". It just has a nicer ring to it, don't you think?

8) Drama/emotionally unstable

It's a gift, what can I say?

7) They're hypocrites

And I absolutely wallow in pointing out hypocrisy in others. It's got sort of a beautiful symmetry. I am moved to write a haiku.

6) No porn

I just hide it from you.

5) they can't drive

I'm not legally permitted, but I have been known to tool about every once in a great while (on a good day) at the local ORV area.

4) needy/clingy

We've switched to Snuggle Fabric Softener; conditions should improve within a week or so.

3) hog the bathroom

I wanted the house with two bathrooms, but no, no one listens to me. What do I know?

2) always want something

Not always. Sometimes I'm unconscious. Be a dear and get me some chocolate when you go to the store. Please go now.

1) ask stupid questions like "What are you feeling/thinking" and "Do I look fat in this?"

Does this av make my ass look fat?

FuckingFreak · Oct 4, 2003

LMFAO

It's quite amusing when you compare this thread to the I hate men thread and see the responses...lol

sexy-girl · Oct 4, 2003

Re: LMFAO

FuckingFreak said:
It's quite amusing when you compare this thread to the I hate men thread and see the responses...lol

actually they are usually exactly the same if not worse men are the first to say you're painting us with the same brush

if you had a point to your thread and were complaining about one woman for a reason then you might get sympathy from women ... otherwise they are going to try to turn this around to a joke at your expensive im afraid ... women are like that

what would of been interesting to see if you did this thread before asking for pictures in the other thread

Lasher · Oct 4, 2003

FuckingFreak said:
OK - let's do this now.

top 10 reasons i can't stand females

1) I can't get laid.

yeah...

You should've just said that to begin with.

Monazwx · Oct 4, 2003

Re: I hate women....

FuckingFreak said:
i would like to add another reason.

11) They think they know everything.

That's because we do.

lisalove · Oct 4, 2003

FuckingFreak said:
OK - let's do this now.

top 10 reasons i can't stand females
11) They think they know everything

9) They're illogical

8) Drama/emotionally unstable

3) hog the bathroom

2) always want something

yeah...

I'll give you those, but that's where I draw the line. Oh, and I drive very well other than pms time (when I drive over curbs and medians...though *crossing fingers* no pedestrians yet).

Are a few feminine quirks really worth so much venom?

FuckingFreak · Oct 4, 2003

Re: Re: I hate women...

lisalove said:
I'll give you those, but that's where I draw the line. Oh, and I drive very well other than pms time (when I drive over curbs and medians...though *crossing fingers* no pedestrians yet).

Are a few feminine quirks really worth so much venom?

no, not at all. I actually adore females.
I just started all of this because I enjoy watching people get all pissed off. hehe

lisalove · Oct 4, 2003

Yeah, that was obvious...I'm just playing along.

FuckingFreak · Oct 4, 2003

=)

lisalove said:
Yeah, that was obvious...I'm just playing along.

thank you for being smart enough to see through it

curious2c · Oct 4, 2003

I love women...totally and with prejudice...yep...um hmmm. No excuses, no limitations...women are da bomb.

Holly Delight · Oct 4, 2003

curious2c said:
I love women...totally and with prejudice...yep...um hmmm. No excuses, no limitations...women are da bomb.

And that's why we love you curious2c ! :heart:

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