Favorite Quotes & Sayings
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1sexylady
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Julz said:This thread is for sharing with fellow Lit-sters your favorite line from a show, a witty quip or a ponderous statement. Please be sure to include author, or details if known.
I usually say to everyone.....**What goes around comes around** but I don't know who said it first...then look in my sig line for my other sayings...authors unknown.
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Right now I have been thinking of these lyrics:
"And you won't make me jealous
If I hear that they sweeten your night
We weren't lovers like that
And besides it would still be all right"
Sisters of mercy-Leonard Cohen
and then there is my sig
"And you won't make me jealous
If I hear that they sweeten your night
We weren't lovers like that
And besides it would still be all right"
Sisters of mercy-Leonard Cohen
and then there is my sig
alwaysawake
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This one came from dealing with LOTS of assholes over the telephone at one of the "Baby Bell" companies. To those that are nasty to you for no reason--just remember/think about the following phrase (while being N-I-C-E to the buttheads) :
It's mind over matter; I don't mind and YOU don't matter! LOL
It's mind over matter; I don't mind and YOU don't matter! LOL
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Another goody, I especially love the "commitment" one in your sig
alwaysawake said:This one came from dealing with LOTS of assholes over the telephone at one of the "Baby Bell" companies. To those that are nasty to you for no reason--just remember/think about the following phrase (while being N-I-C-E to the buttheads) :
It's mind over matter; I don't mind and YOU don't matter! LOL
Another goody, I especially love the "commitment" one in your sig
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Not exactly what you wanted, but I enjoy these as examples...
Ever want to call someone stupid but want to do it in a way that is politically correct? Here are some great suggestions.
A few clowns short of a circus
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
An experiment in artificial stupidity
A few beers short of a six-pack
Dumber than a box of hair
A few peas short of a casserole
Doesn't have all his Corn Flakes in one box
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
As smart as bait
Chimney's clogged
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
Forgot to pay his brain bill
Sewing machine's out of thread
Antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
Ever want to call someone stupid but want to do it in a way that is politically correct? Here are some great suggestions.
A few clowns short of a circus
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
An experiment in artificial stupidity
A few beers short of a six-pack
Dumber than a box of hair
A few peas short of a casserole
Doesn't have all his Corn Flakes in one box
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
As smart as bait
Chimney's clogged
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
Forgot to pay his brain bill
Sewing machine's out of thread
Antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
1sexylady
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I love this one...
A soulmate is someone who has locks that fit our keys,
and keys to fit our locks. When we feel safe enough to open the locks,
our truest selves step out and we can be completely and honestly who we
are; we can be loved for who we are and not for who we're pretending to
be. Each unveils the best part of the other.
No matter what else goes wrong around us, with that one person
we're safe in our own paradise. Our soulmate is someone who
shares our deepest longings, our sense of direction.
When we're two balloons, and together our direction is up,
chances are we've found the right person.
Our soulmate is the one who makes life come to life.
Richard Bach
A soulmate is someone who has locks that fit our keys,
and keys to fit our locks. When we feel safe enough to open the locks,
our truest selves step out and we can be completely and honestly who we
are; we can be loved for who we are and not for who we're pretending to
be. Each unveils the best part of the other.
No matter what else goes wrong around us, with that one person
we're safe in our own paradise. Our soulmate is someone who
shares our deepest longings, our sense of direction.
When we're two balloons, and together our direction is up,
chances are we've found the right person.
Our soulmate is the one who makes life come to life.
Richard Bach
Julz
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Bach Bach baby!!!!!!!!!!!
1sexylady said:I love this one...
A soulmate is someone who has locks that fit our keys,
and keys to fit our locks. When we feel safe enough to open the locks,
our truest selves step out and we can be completely and honestly who we
are; we can be loved for who we are and not for who we're pretending to
be. Each unveils the best part of the other.
No matter what else goes wrong around us, with that one person
we're safe in our own paradise. Our soulmate is someone who
shares our deepest longings, our sense of direction.
When we're two balloons, and together our direction is up,
chances are we've found the right person.
Our soulmate is the one who makes life come to life.
Richard Bach
Oh yes "The Bridge Across 4-ever" What a writer!!!!!!! What a book!!!!
Julz
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Bach Bach baby!!!!!!!!!!!
Another good one from Richard Bach (Illusions, The Adventures Of A Reluctant Messiah)...
Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished:
If you're alive, it isn't.
I am so alive it's not funny. LOL
Julz said:
Another good one from Richard Bach (Illusions, The Adventures Of A Reluctant Messiah)...
Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished:
If you're alive, it isn't.
I am so alive it's not funny. LOL
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Richard Bach-- isn't he the one that wrote the seagull book back in the early '70's?
As for favorite quotes- there are so many running through my head, I couldn't write down my favorites, but many of my favorites are by Will Rogers. He grokked people.
But I guess my all around favorite is---TANSTAAFL.
As for favorite quotes- there are so many running through my head, I couldn't write down my favorites, but many of my favorites are by Will Rogers. He grokked people.
But I guess my all around favorite is---TANSTAAFL.
