Howto... Make Cum Taste Better!

eating an assortment of fruits will halpe the same or more, and be cheaper and safer than a podery substance that may or may not be government aproved. Plus they're more readily available.
 
Funny, isn't it, that the first 2 ingredients (constituting 50% or more of the contents) is a mixture of pineapple and banana powders? Something that has been said on this very board time and again is that men might consider drinking pineapple juice if they want to improve the taste of their ejaculate.

I agree with Lo. Just eat your fruits and it'll make your partner happy and keep you healthy!
 
apartfromthat,try reducing the red meat and smoke and alcohol.Orange juice works too.An healthy diet will make all your life better.(listening to seychele's advices will increase your love life too ;) ).Don't buy anything not natural,there's plenty of good supply from nature.
 
my friend was obsessive with this, she had her man drink a cup (by cup, i mean measuring cup) of orange juice a day, and try and eat a bunch of banana's every week. She said it worked...

So i did a little research and everything you've said was true. Vegitarians "taste" better reportedly :)
 
Wine's not bad in moderation (I drink the stuff for a living, I researched this & conducted field tests)
Beer is the WORST, often more so than hard liquor
too much caffeine and protein of any sorts (IE in red meat) is bad, as the body passes excesses of both in the urine and the buildup affects taste

Mountain Dew ROCKS becuase it has citrus and LOTS of sugar to improve the flavor
Just drink enough water in addition to dilute the caffeine
 
watermelon...works for me. The bonus for me is I looooove watermelon. For us both...it mkes me sweeter
 
ont_escpl said:
watermelon...works for me. The bonus for me is I looooove watermelon. For us both...it mkes me sweeter

anything high in sugar and low in protein will do the trick, even mt dew will work, just stay away from coffee or anything else that has bitter taste to it

Carnus
 
My vote is for pineapple juice. :)

But my man has been drinking lots of orange juice lately...

I'll test it out tonight and tell you if it works, lol.

S.

(Who is SO excited...because she gets to spend time with her Music Man! :D)
 
Inquiring minds want to know

Ive heard of the pineapple trick before. Ive also heard its bunk from a radio show host doctor. He was saying that it was like saying that just because you drink something that tastes good doesnt mean that your sperm will taste good. with that logic then any fluid should taste better. To me though it would seem that it would work. even your urine would have pineapple in it if you drank enough. So Im interested, is it any fruit? Pineapple sounds good, but kiwi's & strawberries sound along the same lines. How far in advanced do you need to start? It sounds like you should keep eating the fruit but does it work if you only eat once in a while? Would you have to start the day before?
 
Oh, the conflict

Give up my morning coffee for a great blow job??? Life is very hard indeed. In my experience most women who swallow do so because it is erotic and sexy and/or it's just a huge turn on for both them and their partner. I don't think many women actually go for the flavor experience. The more caught up in the moment you are, the less the taste matters. The more apprehensive you are, the more you are concerned about taste, the more you will notice it.

My students always ask this very question. I tell them that people all taste somewhat different because of their biology and, while you might effect small changes in flavor via diet, you can't put ice cream in one end and get a milk shake out the the other.

Of course, swallowing is not a requirement for a great sexual experience in the first place.

Dr. Steve
 
Re: Oh, the conflict

StevenWill said:
Give up my morning coffee for a great blow job??? Life is very hard indeed. In my experience most women who swallow do so because it is erotic and sexy and/or it's just a huge turn on for both them and their partner. I don't think many women actually go for the flavor experience. The more caught up in the moment you are, the less the taste matters. The more apprehensive you are, the more you are concerned about taste, the more you will notice it.

My students always ask this very question. I tell them that people all taste somewhat different because of their biology and, while you might effect small changes in flavor via diet, you can't put ice cream in one end and get a milk shake out the the other.

Of course, swallowing is not a requirement for a great sexual experience in the first place.

Dr. Steve

So is it possible that someone's biological makeup will affect the way they process those fruits, and thus the pineapple, etc. CAN actually affect the way they taste?

I ask because I have experimented with this in the past, with more than one man. For one, nothing worked to change the taste, and we tried various things for the span of a week to two weeks each. Cutting things from his diet, adding things...it didn't seem to make a difference.

The man I'm with now...the more fruit he eats, the sweeter he tastes. At this point, he tastes sweet with no bitterness, and I enjoy it. I actually would rather finish him with my mouth, and a great deal of that is because of the delightful flavor. :)

But I do agree...the whole point is that it's erotic, sexy, and something very intimate that makes me feel closer to my man.

By the way, I like your posts, Dr. Steve. You are always very clear with your answers. :)

S.
 
Re: Re: Oh, the conflict

PinkOrchid said:
Know anyone who will fund a controlled experiment on this? ;)

Can I help?

S. (who is contacting her lawyer and her stockbroker to find how much cash she can sink into the project...who needs retirement? hehehe...)
 
The last time this subject came up in a thread, I learned why my man had a bitter taste around that time. Someone said that asparagus will cause this, and we had just harvested and eaten some for a few days beforehand. Well, here we are going into what we have dubbed "hummer days", and his mom just gave us another HUGE bag of asparagus! I put pineapple in his lunchpail today in the hopes of counteracting the effects. As you can tell, I completely believe the diet vs. taste theory.

Happy day,
Lascivious Wanton
 
very interesting stuff. wish i knew more about nutrition instead of just eating whatever is available/tempting, and then maybe i would know who to believe on this.
 
I remember reading an article about this in Cosmo. The fresh fruit line up included; pineapple, kiwi and melon (all kinds). Then they also said that a glass of pineapple juice several hours before would sweeten the flavor. I've tried this and it works! Just feed him a fruit salad for dessert and have fun later!

Keep in mind spicy foods (chili, jalapeno's etc.) will make it taste bitter and acrid! Worst tasting semen I've ever had was years ago with a guy who worked in a chemical company. Tasted like bad medicine!
 
for me if a guy drinks coffee, it gives me a stomach ache and tastes terrible (i like the reference of a cross between bleach and buttermilk)
 
curvacious said:
for me if a guy drinks coffee, it gives me a stomach ache and tastes terrible (i like the reference of a cross between bleach and buttermilk)

I just gotta ask...how did you manage to figure out what bleach tastes like? :D

The smell of coffee itself makes me ill. And no offense to those who do, but I cannot imagine what a guy who drinks the stuff would taste like for me. *shudder* Hope they are drinking lots of pineapple juice! :D

S.
 
sheath said:
I just gotta ask...how did you manage to figure out what bleach tastes like? :D

After reading that the taste of cum was compared to bleach and battery acid on another thread, I told my man about it and we had the biggest laugh. We were rolling. I was especially interested in knowing whether this meant it tasted bad or good to the poster, never having tried either bleach or battery acid before ...

Smiles,
Wantonica
 
haven't tasted bleach---but the smell I imagine is close to what it would taste like.
 
I haven't done it "controlled" but my friend and I "regulated" and kept on a steady diet (both of us) of orange juice and pineapple juice and eating fruits and took away some red meat factor (we don't smoke or drink coffee) and I haven't had a complaint yet...yes.. this works with women too...

as for men, she had her boyfriend religiously drink orange juice and she swears by it (as I stated before)
I think I may try something like this with the people on my floor, or the floor downstairs from us this semester and make it my project... i conduct all kinds of research sensless surveys for these purposes ... inquiring minds must know!!

" Curiousity killed the cat...right? ... But, the cat died happy, can you deny that? no? well.... then you know what they say about cats right?.... they have 9 lives... so the cat came back.. the very next day..."
My friends and I having a silly debate about curiousity and "sayings" at dinner one night...
 
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