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hotguy1234

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I was looking to see if I could find a list of these somewhere online, yet I can't find it. I know there are many quality things that you can learn about life and sex through these movies. I can think of a few off hand


If you don't have enough money to pay for the pizza you don't have to worry about it, because you can always pay for it with sex.

Your partner actually always wants to catch you in bed with someone else, and it always leads to lots of hot sex.
 
cheating on your partner is great, as long as you do it within 15 minutes of their expected arrival time home from work.

that's what i learned.
 
The babysitter is NEVER there to watch the children.

All women like anal.
 
women love to fuck with 3 inch heels on, even if they are on the bed, they love to keep them on
 
It is perfectly normal for three hot nineteen year old women to have sex with a balding, fifty year old man.
 
women aren't really supposed to swallow it all, they're supposed to blow cum bubbles and let it drool out of their mouths.
 
bisexplicit said:
It is perfectly normal for three hot nineteen year old women to have sex with a balding, fifty year old man.
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yeah that is a great piece of information to know
 
Slumber parties always have pillow fights and pillow fights always lead to hot lesbian sex!
 
bisexplicit said:
It is perfectly normal for three hot nineteen year old women to have sex with a balding, fifty year old man.
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10 more years and I am soooooo in!!!

...and they'll all have muliple orgasms.
 
I've learned the following about the clear majority of woman from porno:
1. woman like to have their clits directly rubbed really hard and fast with fingers and tongues, no subtle touches whatsover;
2. like using the word "baby"
3. moan from pleasure while giving head
4. like you to fuck them in and out really hard and fast;
5. continue to moan after you pull out and come on their backs;
6. do not mind you pulling out of their vags and immediatly sticking your tool in their mouth;
7. like having men come in their mouth and then try to subtly let it drip down their faces
8. moan as loud as hyenas eating when they are not even being touched;
9. love mff threesomes and tonging the man's shaft while he is penetrating the other girl;
hmmm....i'm sure I can think of others.....
 
Women also only need to see a hard bulging cock in your pants for foreplay. All that talk about warming them up is not true
 
bisexplicit said:
...just from sucking cock.
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that made me laugh.

But it is true, somehow there is some direct line from a womans mouth to her clit and pussy I guess.
 
KravMaga said:
I've learned the following about the clear majority of woman from porno:
1. woman like to have their clits directly rubbed really hard and fast with fingers and tongues, no subtle touches whatsover; Sometimes.
2. like using the word "baby" Nah, I prefer "sir."
3. moan from pleasure while giving head Yes.
4. like you to fuck them in and out really hard and fast; YES!
5. continue to moan after you pull out and come on their backs; Um, no.
6. do not mind you pulling out of their vags and immediatly sticking your tool in their mouth; Mmmm. Penis slippery with our juices. Yes.
7. like having men come in their mouth and then try to subtly let it drip down their faces As long as he says I look whorey doing it, yes.
8. moan as loud as hyenas eating when they are not even being touched; No.
9. love mff threesomes and tonging the man's shaft while he is penetrating the other girl; *dreamy sigh* Someday...
hmmm....i'm sure I can think of others.....
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Uh, wait, that wasn't a quiz?
 
hotguy1234 said:
Women also only need to see a hard bulging cock in your pants for foreplay. All that talk about warming them up is not true
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Yeah, what's up with that?

They're ALL bisexual.
 
The women always wear very sexy lingerie or no underwear at all.
 
glynndah said:
sometimes just from thinking about sucking cock!
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hotguy1234 said:
that made me laugh.

But it is true, somehow there is some direct line from a womans mouth to her clit and pussy I guess.
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*orgasms...twice*
 
hotguy1234 said:
that made me laugh.

But it is true, somehow there is some direct line from a womans mouth to her clit and pussy I guess.
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it's the roof of the mouth thing :)
 
based on the newest porn videos women while performing oral sex on each other like to spit on each others clits as well
 
Marathonman said:
Yeah, what's up with that?

They're ALL bisexual.
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True every woman is a bisexual. But they prefer a cock when they can get it.

I think they just get together as girls to get some foreplay out of the way, until the guy comes in for the main event
 
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