Blood is coming out of my vagina

bisexplicit · Dec 9, 2005

And whats worse, is it happens every damn month.

I hate being female, sometimes.

killallhippies · Dec 9, 2005

ha ha! *points and laughs*

bg23 · Dec 9, 2005

mine just finished.

i'm all relieved that i've stopped being horny and crazy.

er, mostly.

bisexplicit · Dec 9, 2005

killallhippies said:
ha ha! *points and laughs*

Hey! I'd like to see you bleed from your penis for five days!

1hotbabe · Dec 9, 2005

Sucks don't it!!

Nuggy · Dec 9, 2005

bisexplicit said:
And whats worse, is it happens every damn month.

get pregnant then!

bisexplicit · Dec 9, 2005

bg23 said:
mine just finished.

i'm all relieved that i've stopped being horny and crazy.

er, mostly.

So, it will be a return to fluff and kittens, now?

Tati · Dec 9, 2005

you must go here, join the sisterhood.

bisexplicit · Dec 9, 2005

1hotbabe said:
Sucks don't it!!

Incredibly.

And I don't get to recieve any oral sex, either.

So, I get to suck, and I don't get any sucking in return.

killallhippies · Dec 9, 2005

bisexplicit said:
Hey! I'd like to see you bleed from your penis for five days!

i don't have to. i'm a boy. boys rule!

KyleW · Dec 9, 2005

Did you sit alone in a dark closet for the whole ordeal?

I suggest this method so as not to subject men to any possible mood altering effects it might have had on you.

bisexplicit · Dec 9, 2005

Nuggy said:
get pregnant then!

Are you secretly my boyfriend?

bg23 · Dec 9, 2005

bisexplicit said:
So, it will be a return to fluff and kittens, now?

hell no.

but i hope that the desire to fuck someone and simultaneously stab him with a fork will cease, somewhat.

gman23 · Dec 9, 2005

bisexplicit said:
Incredibly.

And I don't get to recieve any oral sex, either.

So, I get to suck, and I don't get any sucking in return.

Not in my camp.

bisexplicit · Dec 9, 2005

killallhippies said:
i don't have to. i'm a boy. boys rule!

Its not fair. I want boys to bleed too, damnit.

bisexplicit · Dec 9, 2005

illmatic_Kyle said:
Did you sit alone in a dark closet for the whole ordeal?

I suggest this method so as not to subject men to any possible mood altering effects it might have had on you.

No, I make my boyfriend buy me chocolate. And then I tell him he doesn't love me because I'm fat and eating chocolate. And then I tell him I want sex.

1hotbabe · Dec 9, 2005

bisexplicit said:
Incredibly.

And I don't get to recieve any oral sex, either.

So, I get to suck, and I don't get any sucking in return.

But, the upside is we can be all bitchy and blame it all on the bloody period!

bisexplicit · Dec 9, 2005

bg23 said:
hell no.

but i hope that the desire to fuck someone and simultaneously stab him with a fork will cease, somewhat.

But fork stabbing sex is the best kind.

bg23 · Dec 9, 2005

bisexplicit said:
But fork stabbing sex is the best kind.

yes but doing it during sex tends to put a damper on things

this way, i can have my sex and THEN stab him.

rimmy · Dec 9, 2005

bisexplicit said:
No, I make my boyfriend buy me chocolate. And then I tell him he doesn't love me because I'm fat and eating chocolate. And then I tell him I want sex.

Which is why we prefer you stay in the closet.

killallhippies · Dec 9, 2005

bisexplicit said:
Its not fair. I want boys to bleed too, damnit.

here. enjoy this lovely david bowie song.

Heaven loves ya
The clouds part for ya
Nothing stands in your way
When you're a boy

Clothes always fit ya
Life is a pop of the cherry
When you're a boy

When you're a boy
You can wear a uniform
When you're a boy
Other boys check you out
You get a girl
These are your favourite things
When you're a boy

Boys
Boys
Boys keep swinging
Boys always work it out

Uncage the colours
Unfurl the flag
Luck just kissed you hello
When you're a boy

They'll never clone ya
You're always first on the line
When you're a boy

When you're a boy
You can buy a home of your own
When you're a boy
Learn to drive and everything
You'll get your share
When you're a boy

Boys
Boys
Boys keep swinging
Boys always work it out

bisexplicit · Dec 9, 2005

gman23 said:
Not in my camp.

See, my boyfriend is very squeemish about getting blood in his mouth. I tell him its all good 'cause I wear a tampon, but somehow the idea of accidentally swallowing blood isn't appealing.

bisexplicit · Dec 9, 2005

bg23 said:
yes but doing it during sex tends to put a damper on things

this way, i can have my sex and THEN stab him.

You are a genius.

No wonder I look up to you so much.

bg23 · Dec 9, 2005

killallhippies said:
here. enjoy this lovely david bowie song.

Boys
Boys
Boys keep swinging
Boys always work it out

why are you still here? go and stick things up your butt!

Nuggy · Dec 9, 2005

bisexplicit said:
Are you secretly my boyfriend?

nah, ah'm joost a regular guy like Norman Bates.

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