Has anyone tried to enlarge their penis?

Track_Star · Jul 25, 2005

I just found the site www.i-pe.com/forums which is a discussion board laid out like literotica, except they talk about all the various ways to increase their penis and the successes of each, i.e. hanging, jelqing, pumping, and surgery. I am fascinated and wonder has anyone else tried this?

crazybbwgirl · Jul 25, 2005

I can enlarge a penis without even breaking a sweat. What' the big deal?

alrem · Jul 25, 2005

crazybbwgirl said:
I can enlarge a penis without even breaking a sweat. What' the big deal?

Ohh Yeah!

I hope I can enroll for a session

DevilishTexan · Jul 25, 2005

crazybbwgirl said:
I can enlarge a penis without even breaking a sweat. What' the big deal?

Ha! Touche'.

But can you enlarge a penis without breaking a sweat in a car with no ac in Texas?

By the way, not my car. My ac will pop your nipples off.

bronzeage · Jul 25, 2005

Track_Star said:
I just found the site www.i-pe.com/forums which is a discussion board laid out like literotica, except they talk about all the various ways to increase their penis and the successes of each, i.e. hanging, jelqing, pumping, and surgery. I am fascinated and wonder has anyone else tried this?

A program of pulling on it vigorisly twice a day for 30 years does not work.

I have seen pre and post op surgery photos. It will make you sit cross legged for a week.

I have all the sympathy in the world for a man who thinks his johnson is too short, but in this case its easier to find a new lock than to cut a new key.

The only time I ever wanted a longer penis is when I had to piss over the side of my boat.

Lust Engine · Jul 25, 2005

crazybbwgirl said:
I can enlarge a penis without even breaking a sweat. What' the big deal?

Your method is by far the most invigorating I can think of. And mutually rewarding as well.

crazybbwgirl · Jul 25, 2005

DevilishTexan said:
Ha! Touche'.
But can you enlarge a penis without breaking a sweat in a car with no ac in Texas?
By the way, not my car. My ac will pop your nipples off.

hmmm, I don't really do the "No air conditioning thing" in the summer! I like it cold enough to hang meat...

Dionysian Beast · Jul 25, 2005

Look who's being dirty today

MNGuy · Jul 25, 2005

Lose weight, it makes you appear larger. Except in Ron Jeremy's case.

DevilishTexan · Jul 25, 2005

crazybbwgirl said:
hmmm, I don't really do the "No air conditioning thing" in the summer! I like it cold enough to hang meat...

I doubt I'd be hanging.

DevilishTexan · Jul 25, 2005

MNGuy said:
Lose weight, it makes you appear larger. Except in Ron Jeremy's case.

Thats because Ron IS larger.

gypsywitch · Jul 25, 2005

crazybbwgirl said:
I can enlarge a penis without even breaking a sweat. What' the big deal?

*high five to da sista !!*

mansome · Jul 25, 2005

I was going to post something sarcastic.. but I see there are some that "Beat" me to it

crazybbwgirl · Jul 25, 2005

gypsywitch said:
*high five to da sista !!*

*slaps hand*

I do feel sorry for guys having all that insecurity and wondering if they 'measure up'. Sounds just awful!

Burokrat · Jul 25, 2005

crazybbwgirl said:
*slaps hand*

I do feel sorry for guys having all that insecurity and wondering if they 'measure up'. Sounds just awful!

I second that too. But I guess that some guys DO have a self-esteem problem with that if they are REALLY small.

DevilishTexan · Jul 25, 2005

crazybbwgirl said:
*slaps hand*

I do feel sorry for guys having all that insecurity and wondering if they 'measure up'. Sounds just awful!

Nah, we just don't wanna leave any doubt and really like when your faces get all goofed up when we go extra deep.

deathbypickle · Jul 25, 2005

crazybbwgirl said:
I can enlarge a penis without even breaking a sweat. What' the big deal?

all i have to do is lean up against mine and do a little wiggle.

it grows like you wouldn't believe.

Dionysian Beast · Jul 25, 2005

deathbypickle said:
all i have to do is lean up against mine and do a little wiggle.

it grows like you wouldn't believe.

I guess that's a general effect. I'm sure it'd work on me.

alrem · Jul 25, 2005

crazybbwgirl said:
*slaps hand*

I do feel sorry for guys having all that insecurity and wondering if they 'measure up'. Sounds just awful!

Yah I agree. Being small can be a bad thing but it doesn't mean there's nothing else you can do about it other than stretching it

.

It can be filled up with another way

DevilishTexan · Jul 25, 2005

alrem said:
Yah I agree. Being small can be a bad thing but it doesn't mean there's nothing else you can do about it other than stretching it .

It can be filled up with another way

You can stick a little plastic propeller in the end of it and stand in front of a fan.

There are many ways to entertain a woman.

mansome · Jul 25, 2005

crazybbwgirl said:
*slaps hand*

I do feel sorry for guys having all that insecurity and wondering if they 'measure up'. Sounds just awful!

I'm secure in the fact that I'm hung like a frightened turtle..... at least women don't have a problem deep-throating me... *laughs*

DevilishTexan · Jul 25, 2005

mansome said:
I'm secure in the fact that I'm hung like a frightened turtle..... at least women don't have a problem deep-throating me... *laughs*

So you're hung like a horse?

Fly.

Burokrat · Jul 25, 2005

DevilishTexan said:
So you're hung like a horse?

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?

When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

crazybbwgirl · Jul 25, 2005

I'm sure its akin to women thinking they must have monsterous sized breasts to make a man happy.

Thing is - getting bigger boobs isn't that big a deal medically speaking. Some of the things people have come up with to enlarge the penis are - well - just - medievil!

mansome · Jul 25, 2005

DevilishTexan said:
So you're hung like a horse?

Fly.

*L* No... my cock would look huge on a horsefly.....

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