The Femme-tastic Four ( semi closed.see OOC)

The Maniacal Mongoose never had a chance.

It was going to be a perfect heist, even his goons thought it was going to be easy.They gassed the bank, deactivated all the alrms, and with his incredible strength; the Mongoose had torn the vault door off its hinges.

In his green spandex outfit and animal mask, the Maniacal Mongoose decided it was time to take one or two of the lovely bank cashier women with him as a hostage.

He reached down to pick up the lassie, and when his clawed hand was within mere inches of grabbing her. ..there was a whipping sound. And the all too familiar glowing yellow rope had fastened around his wrist.

" Oh no..." was all he got out, he wanted to cry.

"Not so fast Mongoose!!" was the hearty voice

He looked up..yup..they were here.Those accursed do-gooders of the Femme-tastic Four

Hippolyta stood in front of the foursome, her dark hair in ringlets that poked out of the ancient grecian helmet and pored over her shoulders. The body armour sculted to a voloptous and yet athletic figure. Amazing Girl stood within feet of her, a cocky grin on her face. SizeQueen was demurely in the back, using some kind of wind device to remove the sleeping gas. Tiger Lily was..where the hell was she?

One of his henchment came flyng over the counters , stone cold unscious.He could hear the "hai"s and "kai"s in the backround...thats where she was.

" Can we just call this a day and we'll put the money back" he tried to laugh innocently

" I dont think so Mongoose" Amazing Girl pouted.

Hippolyta tugged and yanked the Maniacal Mongoose through the air..straight into Amazing Girls fist. He saw stars. And that was it.

The Femme-Tastic Four cleaned up pretty easy after that. Honorably accepting the acolades, and trying to repair the harm done.

They stepped outside to the waiting news crews and reporters.

" Hippolytaoverhere!! Amazing Girl, just one question!!! Size Queen, over here if you could!! Amazing Girl!! Hippolyta!! Amazing Girl!!"..thge frenzied voices babbled at them all at once..lights flashing, mics outstretched, cameras rolling.

" Please, please.. it was all in a days work to keep the citizens of Lit-City safer from those who would mock justice and all that is right" hippolyta's voice boomed out.

SizeQuuen hung in the background smiling nervously, while Hippolyta and Amazing Girl easily fielded the questions. In a few minutes, they decided it was time to return to the Athena Hall..named after the goodess of justice and wisdom.

SizeQueen shrunk down and lighted onto Hippolyta's shoulder, and her and Amazing Girl took to the sky.

"There you have it, another spectacular crime busting day for the Femme-tastic Four, and another defeat for evil eyerywhere. This is Jennife Chan for LC-TV 4"

But no one saw Tigerlily slip away...

The Black Knight

"There you have it, another spectacular crime busting day for the Femme-tastic Four, and another defeat for evil eyerywhere. This is Jennife Chan for LC-TV 4"

He flicked the the monitors off with a deft finger

" Indeed", the mighty man in the black armour said

The Black Knight turned softly on his heel and walked to the grand table which dominated the centre of this room in the Tower of Villainy. The League of Badd Asses very own mega sky scraper. The Black Knight took a long hard look around the table.

There were 13 chairs..and not even half were full. There was his right hand man Titanium Warrior,.. the annoying but ever useful Blood Warlock, the not so bright but downright admirably tenacious DoubleDeuce, ..and untill this morning, the Manical Mongoose

The Black Knight placed his hands down on the table firmly and looked each square in the eye before he continued.

" Gentlemen...we were once THE force to be reckoned with in Lit-City, 13 we numbered, a great and unholy number..the best and brightest of villainy I gathered here. And now are we failing..and why do you suppose that is"

The League was unconfortably silent. The Black Knight was their leader not only based on his incredible power, but because of his ability to see into the heart of things.

" That damn laser on the moon didnt work", DoubleDeuce finally chipped in.

Out of the corner of his eye, the Knight actually saw BloodWarlock smack his forehead in amazement that doubleDeuce had outdone himself again.

But the BlackKnight wasnt upset.

" No , Deuce..Doctor Demento's laser plans had not the slightest flaw in them..we could have succeeded admirably"

The dreadful silence, DoubleDeuce eventually looking away.

"Then what was it" BloodWarlock eventually breaking the silence.

" The Femmes" Black Knight exhaled, even the room groaned at himsaying this.

" Ever since those bitches arrived, we have fought a losing battle..and is it because of our methods?..no..is it the scopes of our schemes?..no...No, gentlemen, it is one simple unavoidable conclusion; we have continued to wage our war on good based on our original tactics, which were tried and true, but they simply dont work against the Femmes"

The Black Knight stood straight and finally a smile creased his face. A rather sinister one.

" We cant simply commit crimes anymore, we have to tear out the root of our failures and deal with the Femme-tastic Four once and for all"

"And how do you prpose that , Black Knight" Bloodwarlock almost disdainfully asked, "consdering they kick our asses everytime we go out"

" Simple", then Black Knight nodded to Titanium Warrior.

The warrior smiled and flicked a button on his wrist and pulled a remote control.

A panel in the wall opened revealing a sight which sent gasps out of the room. BloodWarlock and DoubleDeuce rising to their feet.

Titanium Warrior and Black Knight chuckled

" No reason to be alarmed gentlemen, as long as Titanium Warrior has that remote control, this new weapon is completely under our control"

The lights in the panle revealed standing in their midst, none other then their enemy ..TigerLily

wowo..I thought with all the interest earlier that this thread wouldnt have crashed and burned ...INSTANTLY, lol..oh well

salutes as the Hindenburg goes up in flames, oh the humanity

badbabysitter said:

wowo..I thought with all the interest earlier that this thread wouldnt have crashed and burned ...INSTANTLY, lol..oh well

salutes as the Hindenburg goes up in flames, oh the humanity

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sorry, my posting patterns are sporadic.

If I get a few minutes tonight, I'll add onto this chapter.
*performs CPR on thread*

depressing to see this thread slide down off the charts & into obscurity.

*pulls out the resuscitator* CLEAR!
*any pulse?*