Anal

JollyRancherJen · Jan 27, 2005

okay so my bf and i were talking and he wants me to have anal with him....only thing is ive never done that before....im thinking major ouch factor...and on top of that wouldnt that be messy?!?!?!? idk...i think i need sumone to tell me what exactly is involved in anal....anyone out there that can help?!??!??!?!?

Calamity Jane · Jan 27, 2005

OMG, it's disgusting. Don't even try it. Seriously.

funspirit · Jan 27, 2005

one word. lube.
six more. try it, you might like it.

Vilac · Jan 27, 2005

Calamity Jane said:
OMG, it's disgusting. Don't even try it. Seriously.

I think that's the leading cause of rectal cancer....or so I've been told.

Caution!

Vilac · Jan 27, 2005

funspirit said:
one word. lube.
six more. try it, you might like it.

But...but...what about the cancer?

JollyRancherJen · Jan 27, 2005

cancer?

anal can really cause cancer?!?!?!?!?! ....and as far as the nasty factor....what are we talking here?!?!?!.....like feel smell mess what?!?!?!?!

SimplySouthern · Jan 27, 2005

Vilac said:
But...but...what about the cancer?

Cancer be damned. Take it like a woman!

Vilac · Jan 27, 2005

Re: cancer?

JollyRancherJen said:
anal can really cause cancer?!?!?!?!?!

The smell is awful....and the mess? Christ...you'll wind up throwing out the sheets. Better to use a plastic shower curtain under the both of you.

I'd definately be scared of the cancer, though. Ass-cancer is no laughing matter.

Vilac · Jan 27, 2005

SimplySouthern said:
Cancer be damned. Take it like a woman!

I knew I liked you.

Gotta love a chick who'll take it up the ass and not worry about the consequences.

Midsummer Dream · Jan 27, 2005

JollyRancherJen said:
okay so my bf and i were talking and he wants me to have anal with him....only thing is ive never done that before....im thinking major ouch factor...and on top of that wouldnt that be messy?!?!?!? idk...i think i need sumone to tell me what exactly is involved in anal....anyone out there that can help?!??!??!?!?

Aside from the fact that she thinks anal sex is going to be messy----Is anyone else bothered by the fact that she can't spell and she uses way to much punctuation? This reminds me of the youngsters (14 or so) that hang out in chat rooms.

Calamity Jane · Jan 27, 2005

Re: Re: cancer?

Vilac said:
The smell is awful....and the mess? Christ...you'll wind up throwing out the sheets. Better to use a plastic shower curtain under the both of you.

I'd definately be scared of the cancer, though. Ass-cancer is no laughing matter.

Whatever you do, don't mention the whole incontinence factor...

SimplySouthern · Jan 27, 2005

Really, though once you get used to the smell, mess and the gut wrenching pain it isn't so bad.

I mean like after the first 5 or 6 times you really start to almost like the smell.

funspirit · Jan 27, 2005

Vilac said:
But...but...what about the cancer?

Well, I wouldnt make a daily routine out of it, but once in a while can be fun. I know some women that are extremely fond of it...

Calamity Jane apparently not included

JollyRancherJen · Jan 27, 2005

is it proven ull get cancer?!?!?!.....cuz damn thats way not cool...i mean dont get me wrong im 19 and im up for new things but this whole anal things got me a bit freaked its like wtf is he thinking but apparently its supposed to be really good for him...but does the girl get anything from it?

SimplySouthern · Jan 27, 2005

Vilac said:
I knew I liked you.

Gotta love a chick who'll take it up the ass and not worry about the consequences.

Ass cancer pales in comparison to making Daddy happy.

Vilac · Jan 27, 2005

Re: Re: Re: cancer?

Calamity Jane said:
Whatever you do, don't mention the whole incontinence factor...

But...when she's done...she'll have a handy place to hide a can of soda.

Vilac · Jan 27, 2005

JollyRancherJen said:
...but does the girl get anything from it?

YES! She does!!

C A N C E R ! ! !

Don't do it!

funspirit · Jan 27, 2005

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Midsummer Dream said:
Aside from the fact that she thinks anal sex is going to be messy----Is anyone else bothered by the fact that she can't spell and she uses way to much punctuation? This reminds me of the youngsters (14 or so) that hang out in chat rooms.

hmmmmmm....... interesting. Now that you mention it.....

I would like to preface all of my previous posts with "As long as you are of legal age...."

Midsummer Dream · Jan 27, 2005

JollyRancherJen said:
is it proven ull get cancer?!?!?!.....cuz damn thats way not cool...i mean dont get me wrong im 19 and im up for new things but this whole anal things got me a bit freaked its like wtf is he thinking but apparently its supposed to be really good for him...but does the girl get anything from it?

Can't you read? Girls get ass cancer from it.

Vilac · Jan 27, 2005

SimplySouthern said:
Ass cancer pales in comparison to making Daddy happy.

<content sigh>

C'mere...it's time for your punishment before bedtime. heh

JollyRancherJen · Jan 27, 2005

okay u guys really arent helping here lol....i dont wanna be able to hide a can of soda up my ass thank you

Calamity Jane · Jan 27, 2005

Re: Re: Re: Re: cancer?

Vilac said:
But...when she's done...she'll have a handy place to hide a can of soda.

This is an excellent point. One I hadn't actually considered. Where do I sign up?

funspirit · Jan 27, 2005

JollyRancherJen said:
is it proven ull get cancer?!?!?!.....cuz damn thats way not cool...i mean dont get me wrong im 19 and im up for new things but this whole anal things got me a bit freaked its like wtf is he thinking but apparently its supposed to be really good for him...but does the girl get anything from it?

phew.... 19- ok i think it depends on the girl- some love it, some hate it.

HeavyStick · Jan 27, 2005

PM killswitch, he's been catching loads in his shitter for a long time.

Vilac · Jan 27, 2005

JollyRancherJen said:
okay u guys really arent helping here lol....i dont wanna be able to hide a can of soda up my ass thank you

If he's exceptionally well-endowed...you might be able to get a slightly larger can of product up there.....like Chef-Boy-Ardee Ravolli or something.

But..stick with the regular 12 oz cans of soda until you've done it a few times. Because if you get that can stuck up there....you'll wind up the laughing stock of the local E.R.

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