do you want a hint about my identity?
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overthebow
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No
do you want a hint about my identity?
No.
do you want a hint about my identity?
No.
When you figure out some way to answer, please include this super secret info:
How many birthmarks do I have, and where are they located?
What colors are they?
What was the anal like? Did I cry, cum, or beat the hell out of you? (Oh, this was is gonna be great because , well, you KNOW why, so try not to trip up.)
What is the one thing I always do when I cum, without fail?
Did I tinkle before we did it, or after?
Describe my bedroom--God knows I don't get out so it had to be here. Can't wait---hurry up!
Oh, and while you're at it, show me some positive, 100% accurate proof of how we managed to do this.
Oh yeah, what color lipstick did I have on, cause I always wear the same thing for sex, oh and one more. I always use candles. What color were they, what scent, and how many were in the so called fuck site?
Damn, I thought of another! Since I never approach sex completely nude, what exactly did I have on? Describe in detail the lingerie, cause I don't do it with regular clothes on, either.
Hurry!!!!
How many birthmarks do I have, and where are they located?
What colors are they?
What was the anal like? Did I cry, cum, or beat the hell out of you? (Oh, this was is gonna be great because , well, you KNOW why, so try not to trip up.)
What is the one thing I always do when I cum, without fail?
Did I tinkle before we did it, or after?
Describe my bedroom--God knows I don't get out so it had to be here. Can't wait---hurry up!
Oh, and while you're at it, show me some positive, 100% accurate proof of how we managed to do this.
Oh yeah, what color lipstick did I have on, cause I always wear the same thing for sex, oh and one more. I always use candles. What color were they, what scent, and how many were in the so called fuck site?
Damn, I thought of another! Since I never approach sex completely nude, what exactly did I have on? Describe in detail the lingerie, cause I don't do it with regular clothes on, either.
Hurry!!!!
SimplySouthern
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intrigued said:
I have to say that, quite honestly, even if I had fucked you this week I'm not sure I'd remember all this. Wowzers, you have some set sexual rituals dontcha?
SimplySouthern said:I have to say that, quite honestly, even if I had fucked you this week I'm not sure I'd remember all this. Wowzers, you have some set sexual rituals dontcha?
lol, that I do! And it's because of that that he (I say that, much to my chagrin, because I've never been with a woman) should know all this.
perks, I'm getting a little giddy waiting for the answers, myself.
Whether or not I correct him is something I haven't determined yet, right now I'm too tickled that I've busted him.Thought of another...where did I smoke my after sex ciggie? It's always the same place, so don't screw it up!
SimplySouthern
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For some reason, I imagine you having sex and then freaking out cause someone wanted to cuddle 30 seconds too long, thus throwing your whole schedule off.
God, nothing about my life is that scheduled. Hell, I've been known to go about in pajamas all day cause I can't find my pants.
You'd never make it with me, chick. I'd drive you insane.
God, nothing about my life is that scheduled. Hell, I've been known to go about in pajamas all day cause I can't find my pants.
You'd never make it with me, chick. I'd drive you insane.
freakygirl
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And I thought I was anal about things.
SimplySouthern said:For some reason, I imagine you having sex and then freaking out cause someone wanted to cuddle 30 seconds too long, thus throwing your whole schedule off.
God, nothing about my life is that scheduled. Hell, I've been known to go about in pajamas all day cause I can't find my pants.
You'd never make it with me, chick. I'd drive you insane.
No, I think I'd drive YOU insane. I even have to shower first, too. And I use a linen spray on the bed. OK, this is starting to embarrass me.
I can go around in PJ's all day, as long as he isn't here. If he's here, I've gotta be right. "Right" depends on what day it is and how I'm feeling physically.
Damn, it is pretty complicated, huh?
freakygirl
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I'm ashamed to say that sometimes I don't even brush my hair during the day.. let alone before having sex.
Okay...whatshisname made his post hard to read so I separated his answers from intrigued's questions...hers are in italics.
When you figure out some way to answer, please include this super secret info:
How many birthmarks do I have, and where are they located?
What colors are they?
What was the anal like? Did I cry, cum, or beat the hell out of you? (Oh, this was is gonna be great because , well, you KNOW why, so try not to trip up.)
What is the one thing I always do when I cum, without fail?
Did I tinkle before we did it, or after?
Describe my bedroom--God knows I don't get out so it had to be here. Can't wait---hurry up!
Oh, and while you're at it, show me some positive, 100% accurate proof of how we managed to do this.
Oh yeah, what color lipstick did I have on, cause I always wear the same thing for sex, oh and one more. I always use candles. What color were they, what scent, and how many were in the so called fuck site?
Damn, I thought of another! Since I never approach sex completely nude, what exactly did I have on? Describe in detail the lingerie, cause I don't do it with regular clothes on, either.
When you figure out some way to answer, please include this super secret info:
How many birthmarks do I have, and where are they located?
What colors are they?
guileful said:
What was the anal like? Did I cry, cum, or beat the hell out of you? (Oh, this was is gonna be great because , well, you KNOW why, so try not to trip up.)
guileful said:
What is the one thing I always do when I cum, without fail?
guileful said:
Did I tinkle before we did it, or after?
guileful said:
Describe my bedroom--God knows I don't get out so it had to be here. Can't wait---hurry up!
guileful said:
Oh, and while you're at it, show me some positive, 100% accurate proof of how we managed to do this.
guileful said:
Oh yeah, what color lipstick did I have on, cause I always wear the same thing for sex, oh and one more. I always use candles. What color were they, what scent, and how many were in the so called fuck site?
guileful said:
Damn, I thought of another! Since I never approach sex completely nude, what exactly did I have on? Describe in detail the lingerie, cause I don't do it with regular clothes on, either.
guileful said:
freakygirl
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Now-Where is Intrigued to tell guileful if he's won a prize or not?
