Memorial Day Dick Measuring Contest

Soma99

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Lets play a game for the Holiday Weekend (for those of you outside the US Monday is a Holiday here)

The person who sends me the best Dick pic will receive my respect and I will let you pick the panties I wear to work on my first day at a new job the next Monday. You can even post the picture of them if you like, or keep it private whatever you want (the pic will be just the panties, not me in them)

Not the biggest dick, not the thickest, whatever Dick pic I like the best.

HOWEVER I want to add a little public embarrassment to this game as well. For every 5 emails I get I will publicly post which user had the smallest dick.

So Monday night I will log into the email account I set up for this. The first five emails will be a group. I will post the 5 lit usernames and declare who is the smallest of that group. Then I will go to the next five emails and do the same. MAKE SURE TO INCLUDE YOUR USERNAME!

I have created a Gmail address: TheLitDickContest@gmail.com -- Can't believe that wasn't taken already--

To be eligible the subject line should have your LIT username in it, please try to include the pic in the body of the email so I am not opening attachments from you crazy people.

So do you have guts to risk the public embarrassment? Come on wimp, show me what you got.
 
Just letting people know, we have our first submission. I have not looked at it yet but congrats to the brave soul!

Cock up and get them in!!!!!
 
Memorial Day is an solemn observation NOT a ‘holiday’.

Associating it with a dick measurement contest is like having a hotdog eating contest to ‘celebrate’ the Holocaust.
 
Wtf

Bad idea. Are you going to conduct the measurements in a Veterans Cemetery? I suggest Valentines day would be more appropriate.

A day set aside to honor our war dead is not the day for this.
 
Memorial Day is an solemn observation NOT a ‘holiday’.

Associating it with a dick measurement contest is like having a hotdog eating contest to ‘celebrate’ the Holocaust.

Bad idea. Are you going to conduct the measurements in a Veterans Cemetery? I suggest Valentines day would be more appropriate.

A day set aside to honor our war dead is not the day for this.
Sadly, pathetically desperate men will partake in this. And she will feel no shame at belittling them. :rolleyes:
 
Not that you’ll care but you’re disgusting....any man who participates is disgusting.
 
Hey SithLordSexyPants1: My dick is smaller than your's

dick

So there!
 
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Not that you’ll care but you’re disgusting....any man who participates is disgusting.

For this reason alone. I look forward to the list of names so I know who to avoid in the future. It's fucking disgusting. :rolleyes:


Since there's no way in hell I'd participate and send junk mail in the form of a picture of my dick, am I blacklisted for being a wiseass and sending a picture of a man named Dick?
 
I've come across Soma's posts from time to time and generally found her amusing and at worst harmless, but this is pretty sick.
 
We have our first five submissions- I hope some UK guys are waking up and ready to jump in!
 
Lets play a game for the Holiday Weekend (for those of you outside the US Monday is a Holiday here)

The person who sends me the best Dick pic will receive my respect and I will let you pick the panties I wear to work on my first day at a new job the next Monday. You can even post the picture of them if you like, or keep it private whatever you want (the pic will be just the panties, not me in them)

Not the biggest dick, not the thickest, whatever Dick pic I like the best.

HOWEVER I want to add a little public embarrassment to this game as well. For every 5 emails I get I will publicly post which user had the smallest dick.

So Monday night I will log into the email account I set up for this. The first five emails will be a group. I will post the 5 lit usernames and declare who is the smallest of that group. Then I will go to the next five emails and do the same. MAKE SURE TO INCLUDE YOUR USERNAME!

I have created a Gmail address: TheLitDickContest@gmail.com -- Can't believe that wasn't taken already--

To be eligible the subject line should have your LIT username in it, please try to include the pic in the body of the email so I am not opening attachments from you crazy people.

So do you have guts to risk the public embarrassment? Come on wimp, show me what you got.

You thought this was a good idea huh. Tells me all I need to know.
 
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