What do these terms mean?

Being in zero gee might help. Let's face it, the experiments they are running up in the space station have been done to death; they need to come up with something new.
 
fuck
a difficult word to trace, in part because it was taboo to the editors of the original OED when the "F" volume was compiled, 1893-97. Written form only attested from early 16c. OED 2nd edition cites 1503, in the form fukkit; earliest appearance of current spelling is 1535 -- "Bischops ... may fuck thair fill and be vnmaryit" [Sir David Lyndesay, "Ane Satyre of the Thrie Estaits"], but presumably it is a much more ancient word than that, simply one that wasn't likely to be written in the kind of texts that have survived from O.E. and M.E. Buck cites proper name John le Fucker from 1278. The word apparently is hinted at in a scurrilous 15c. poem, titled "Flen flyys," written in bastard L. and M.E. The relevant line reads:
Non sunt in celi
quia fuccant uuiuys of heli
"They [the monks] are not in heaven because they fuck the wives of Ely." Fuccant is pseudo-L., and in the original it is written in cipher. The earliest examples of the word otherwise are from Scottish, which suggests a Scandinavian origin, perhaps from a word akin to Norw. dial. fukka "copulate," or Swedish dial. focka "copulate, strike, push," and fock "penis." Another theory traces it to M.E. fkye, fike "move restlessly, fidget," which also meant "dally, flirt," and probably is from a general North Sea Gmc. word, cf. M.Du. fokken, Ger. ficken "fuck," earlier "make quick movements to and fro, flick," still earlier "itch, scratch;" the vulgar sense attested from 16c. This would parallel in sense the usual M.E. slang term for "have sexual intercourse," swive, from O.E. swifan "to move lightly over, sweep" (see swivel). Chronology and phonology rule out Shipley's attempt to derive it from M.E. firk "to press hard, beat." As a noun, it dates from 1680. French foutre and Italian fottere look like the Eng. word but are unrelated, derived rather from L. futuere, which is perhaps from PIE base *bhau(t)- "knock, strike off," extended via a figurative use "from the sexual application of violent action" [Shipley; cf. the sexual slang use of bang, etc.]. Popular and Internet derivations from acronyms (and the "pluck yew" fable) are merely ingenious trifling. The O.E. word was hæman, from ham "dwelling, home," with a sense of "take home, co-habit." Fuck was outlawed in print in England (by the Obscene Publications Act, 1857) and the U.S. (by the Comstock Act, 1873).
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=fuck&searchmode=none
 
Pyro Paul said:
oh wait, this is so easy, there was a porno that did this... extream gang bang abuse or something.

basicly, all the men lay in a rose form. (legs behind your head, ass to ass each at 90 degrees to each other, so that all their penises are nearly touching. she sits down on the 3 of the penises, which penetrate the vagina and the forth penetrates the anus, then a guy sits on the stomach of the one penetrating the anus and stuffs his cock into it to (using the way much like mentioned above) then she just blows 2 guys that are basicly standing on the men.

it looks extreamly painful and requires people to be Extreamly flexable... EXTREAMLY flexable. i think (memory a little faded as it scared my mind) every one was a contotionist. like those insane ones that are making human pretelz out of their bodies.

even in the end, this is the stuff of pornos and could never possibly be done by normal people.

(ps: correct me if im wrong here, after reading through this it seriously doesnt sound right, its like the law's of physics where non-exisitant)

I think he has it right the laws of physics are bent with this idea. LOL Possible maybe, fun in any way shape or form hell no!
 
quoll said:


nice, this acctualy does make a lot of sense of fuck can be tied to Sex. but... isnt it saying that 'fuck is to bang' and banging isnt a harsh word...

well. my answer is diffrent... :

the word FUCK is an acronynme of For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge. it was (and some times still is) used in Law as the term coined for Rape. (carnal knowledge being sex, unlawful meaning against ones will)

back in olden days, when women where property and church was law, a person that took carnal knowledge of another with out holy matramony (marrage) was not only a sin, but against the law. Often those whom committed the act where shunned by society and often violently attacked, (often by enraged towns folk or familiy members) one violent attack is where the mob would carve the word F. U. C. K. into a persons flesh letting the world know that they commited a sin. also, they would carve the word FUCK. on the doors of brothels and doors of those women that took pleasure aside from their husband.

oddly enough, For Unlawful carnel knowledge is still in modern Law books today. again, as i said above, they are now used as the legal term for Rape.
 
RuReal said:
I think he has it right the laws of physics are bent with this idea. LOL Possible maybe, fun in any way shape or form hell no!

It sounds like more work than fun.
 
Eilan said:

ah yes, i do remember the one about the middle finger. the whole removing it from archers rendering them useless. and then the archers would stand ontop of a wall extending their middle finger saying, Ha im gunna kill you because i still have this.

that is quite true of how fake etymology of words bring them a certian hint of deception and larger meaning. but still if simple words like fuck still stood for 'to bang' they wouldnt be much of harsh words. it is the whole fake etymologies preception that it plays on people to make them belive that it is what it isnt.

much like how faggot means a peice tinder or small stick used to start a fire or burn. if world war 2 never took place then faggot would still be another word for burning sticks and ciggeretts.
but the whole myth/truth of German solders using gays as the first to throw in the incinerators durning world war 2 then turned the word into an insult towards gays.


although i do have to admit, i never heard of the whole, fuck being an extention of latin for 'to bang'. that is an intresting tid bit.
 
sorry, i have to ask this, its a simple riddle but when i posed it to a bunch of people where i work no one got it. even when i told them the answer.

My first is formost Legally.
My second circles Outwardly.
My third leads all in Victory.
My forth twice ends a Nominee.

what am i?
 
Pyro Paul said:
sorry, i have to ask this, its a simple riddle but when i posed it to a bunch of people where i work no one got it. even when i told them the answer.

My first is formost Legally.
My second circles Outwardly.
My third leads all in Victory.
My forth twice ends a Nominee.

what am i?
Love.
 
Although I collect odd facts, there is way too much information for me on this thread, especially the first entries.
 
For those interested in acronyms I miss 3 of my most used

FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition)
SNAFU (Situation Normal, All Fucked Up)

and RTFM (Read The Fucking Manual), something I have to use very often with a lot of my pals who just don't do it.

And a catamite is an medieval slur for homosexual people which comes from the practice of historical roman/greek men to have a boy as an lover. It is said that even alexander the great slept with boys (or better said men, problem is here that most ancient texts do not differ between men and boy)

the part with alexander I do remember from discoverychannel 1 or 2 years ago... I think christianity latter got it wrong and used it as an slur... I think I have to research this... mhm
 
Sorry to mess up the flow of this thread, but going back to the filty sanchez...

Any Australians here seen that Cottees Chocolate Topping ad where the kids mix it with milk, drink it, and all get these chocolate milk moustaches? There's a handle bar, pencil, walrus, etc. You expect them to say filthy sanchez! (But they don't). If you've seen the ad you'll know what I'm talking about. Otherwise, I apologise :rolleyes:
 
White horse?

One of the verses in Richard Thompson's song "Beeswing" goes something like:

Last I heard she was sleeping rough back on the Derby beat
White horse in her hip pocket and a wolfhound at her feet...


I have an idea that "white horse" might mean heroin or some other drug, as heroin used to be called "horse" in the U.S.--am I on the right track? And what about that wolfhound?
 
OMG some of these are so funny LOL. I always thought of 2 in the V and one in the A as the 'shocker' and i must say can be most pleasurable :devil:

The Karl thing. man, now THAT ONE caught me off guard!! I had peeked in on another site..... consumption junction dot com with out the space. I COULD NOT believe all the videos and pics of that kind of activity. It is most disturbing. NO I don't open them now that I know what they are LOL......but there is a whole world of sick sh&t out there. What is one's discusting image/thought, evidently is anothers 'ultimate'
 
SpankyMcCranky said:
Sorry to mess up the flow of this thread, but going back to the filty sanchez...

Any Australians here seen that Cottees Chocolate Topping ad where the kids mix it with milk, drink it, and all get these chocolate milk moustaches? There's a handle bar, pencil, walrus, etc. You expect them to say filthy sanchez! (But they don't). If you've seen the ad you'll know what I'm talking about. Otherwise, I apologise :rolleyes:

Yeah I have seen that ad, wont ever be able to watch it now without thinking of this thread
 
Oh, thankyou thankyou thankyou, Quoll. :kiss:

I was reading Group Hug a couple of days ago--I do wish they'd get their shit together and catch up, they've hardly added any new confessions in months--and came across the term "five-star"--as in "I five-starred her vagina. Sorry, M---, my ex liked it."
 
Words, words, it's all just words.

Ummm, haven't any of you heard of Urbandictionary.com? Try that next time you want to find out what something like donkey punch, hot carl, or dirty sanchez mean. I've never been let down when I wanted a definition for any slang term. And it usually has three or four versions by different submitters.

My personal fave definition for donkey punch is "assault with intent to cause bodily harm". lol Seriously, I can't see doing that to someone even if they were willing. I'd be too afraid I would hit her too hard and screw up her neck or put her in a coma.
 
coprophagia

bobsgirl said:
Hmmm... learned a new word today: coprophagia. Think I can work it into the dinner table conversation tonight? I guess it depends on who's cooking. Hmmm.
haha isnt it when animals eat their own shit?
 
LoneOne said:
And a catamite is an medieval slur for homosexual people which comes from the practice of historical roman/greek men to have a boy as an lover. It is said that even alexander the great slept with boys (or better said men, problem is here that most ancient texts do not differ between men and boy)

the part with alexander I do remember from discoverychannel 1 or 2 years ago... I think christianity latter got it wrong and used it as an slur... I think I have to research this... mhm

One of the Roman emporers trained young boys to pleasure him orally whilst he took a bath. He referred to them as his "little fishes".

Alexander the Great didn't really do the young boy thing though, he had a genuine monogomous male lover who looked after his tent (and presumable his tent pole, hur hur) and other equipment whilst on campaign. The confusion is related to the translation of "camp boy" (no i'm not making this up) which merely means someone who looks after the mundane stuff for an officer.

In the english army it's referred to as a "batman". Not sure if other forces have used this. Anyway, boring classical history lesson over!
 
Trajal said:
In the english army it's referred to as a "batman". Not sure if other forces have used this. Anyway, boring classical history lesson over!

Actually not boring at all, love all this history stuff :)

Other forces... besides the english army? I don't have a clue but I remember the word used by Terry Pratchett in a novel for a pun

"We need a batman"
Vampire lifts his hand...
"no, not you"
 
Too_Tall said:
Ummm, haven't any of you heard of Urbandictionary.com? Try that next time you want to find out what something like donkey punch, hot carl, or dirty sanchez mean. I've never been let down when I wanted a definition for any slang term. And it usually has three or four versions by different submitters.

My personal fave definition for donkey punch is "assault with intent to cause bodily harm". lol Seriously, I can't see doing that to someone even if they were willing. I'd be too afraid I would hit her too hard and screw up her neck or put her in a coma.

I hadn't heard of Urbandictionary.com until after I started the thread.

Would they have a definition for L.H.O.O.Q. ? I've been thinking about that term since I saw a picture of The Mona Lisa as a surreal parody.

(I could be wrong. Will edit as necessary later.)
 
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