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Shankara20 said:
mine flooded - now what?
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Well, from you AV, I'd say you must have something clogging the tub drain.

But, to go along with the senario RJ started, I'd say you'll just have to keep yanking it, until it's no longer flooded. I know it's a pain :rolleyes: , but some things are just necessary.

So yank it, Shank.
 
I have a real question . . .

That totally beats all those imaginary questions floating around.

:p
 
Help with Butt Plug

My apologies to the op with a good question, but this was just too good to pass.

http://www.lederwerkstatt.com/_pic/dildos/plug-granate.jpg

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
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graceanne said:
Well, why do you think that :nana:'s so happy?
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Dude I haaaaaate the dancing banana. In fact, I hate almost all of the emoticons on lit. Why? Because they aren't cute and I only like to post cute emoticons.

Yes, it's late and I'm rambling.

But look at that frog: :p it's so ugly!
 
graceanne said:
Ewewew.
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Wouldn't that be part of the "Make a Wish" campain? Tie one leg here, and the other one over there. Then slowly...ever so slowly, make a wish.

At some point, the submissive would have to submit or um...literally split at the seams. I agree with you...Ewewew!

Back in the Roman days, the slave's arms and legs were tied to opposing horses. On the count of three, someone yells..."giddyup".

In the days of Tarzan, natives of the rival tribe were tied to sapplings, which had been pulled together and tied with a rope. Someone then yelled, "Umgawah" which I think translates into English as "OK, cut the rope."
 
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