Anyone speak German?

Eating_Scarlett · Jun 2, 2006

I need this translated. Can anybody help?

love the sounds - so cool, so sexy und das nach dieser nacht....
shit - hab ich's mal wieder richtig anbrennen lassen. war gestern auf einer
party (wilkhahn, möbelhersteller), rabendicht um mitternacht und mit der kleinen
studentin aus unserer firma nach hause...man, wieder mal eine nacht von der
sorte "ich-wünschte-ich wäre-nicht-ganz-so-voll-gewesen", weil die kleine war
echt lecker (so weit ich mich erinnern kann).naja, heute morgen natürlich völligster
telefon-alarm, die freundin aufgelöst, weil ich verschollen war, und jede menge
vertuschungsmanöver, das kannst du dir ja vorstellen! zum glück kann ich mich
auch hier auf ein paar leute verlassen! und zum glück ist man mit 30 ja profi, und weiss
dass man frauen nie unterschätzen darf.
freu mich auf dich, schnarchi, höre wir teilen ein bett bei maren...

Killswitch · Jun 2, 2006

Theres a German Literotica actually where they speak german. My brother and his family landed in Munich yesterday.

Hi ES.

Eating_Scarlett · Jun 2, 2006

Killswitch said:
Theres a German Literotica actually where they speak german. My brother and his family landed in Munich yesterday.

Hi ES.

I know, I posted it there too.

TWB · Jun 2, 2006

Have you tried babelfish?

Eating_Scarlett · Jun 2, 2006

TWB said:
Have you tried babelfish?

Yeah, it makes absolutely no sense.

TWB · Jun 2, 2006

Eating_Scarlett said:
Yeah, it makes absolutely no sense.

Those kooky Germans...They are trying to goof on you by putting nonsense together!

Eating_Scarlett · Jun 2, 2006

TWB said:
Those kooky Germans...They are trying to goof on you by putting nonsense together!

Come back to me when you can speak German.

Brenda Stein · Jun 2, 2006

Killswitch said:
Theres a German Literotica actually where they speak german. My brother and his family landed in Munich yesterday.

What are they dong there? Trying to see if they can resurrect the "Third Reich"?

Xander · Jun 2, 2006

I do. BUt you should probably wait for Phreak to show up.

It's been years since I ahve used German at any extent. And looking at THAT, makes my head hurt.

Guest · Jun 2, 2006

http://www.freetranslation.com/

Type it in for yourself.

My ex spoke German. What a turn on!

TANG GOD · Jun 2, 2006

Eating_Scarlett said:
freu mich auf dich, schnarchi, höre wir teilen ein bett bei maren...

that translates into "freaking michigan awful dick, snatch, whore war taliban butt boi moron.

god, i totally workship the butt sweat you leave all over your office seat. i don't care if you ignore me or insult me...i just want you to know that my pubic hair collection of women's vag isn't complete without yours.

- your number 1 fan

TWB · Jun 2, 2006

Eating_Scarlett said:
Come back to me when you can speak German.

Sicher, vixen Sie wenig. Ich spreche mit Ihnen auf Deutsch, wie ich Ihr nettes kleines hiney mit meinem wienerschnitzel stoße.

TWB · Jun 2, 2006

Love the sounds - so cool, thus sexy and shit after this night.... - have ich's times again correctly anbrennen to leave was yesterday on a party (wilkhahn, furniture manufacturers), rabendicht around midnight and with the small student from our company home... one, again times one night of the sort "I-wish-calibrate be-non-completeso-full-in such a way", because the small was genuinly lecker (so far I remember kann).naja, this morning naturally most complete telephone alarm, the friend dissolved, because I verschollen was, and everyone mixes cover-up maneuvers, which you can introduce yourself! fortunately I can rely also here on a few people! and fortunately one is with 30 professional, and knows that one women to never underestimate may is pleased me on you, schnarchi, hears we to divide a bed with maren...

Lol....

Guest · Jun 2, 2006

That was bad, TWB. Lol!

John Doe · Jun 2, 2006

TWB said:
Sicher, vixen Sie wenig. Ich spreche mit Ihnen auf Deutsch, wie ich Ihr nettes kleines hiney mit meinem wienerschnitzel stoße.

AAAHAHAHA!!1

PWN3D

Eating_Scarlett · Jun 2, 2006

TANG GOD said:
god, i totally workship the butt sweat you leave all over your office seat. i don't care if you ignore me or insult me...i just want you to know that my pubic hair collection of women's vag isn't complete without yours.

- your number 1 fan

This post isn't scary at ALL.

Eating_Scarlett · Jun 2, 2006

TWB said:
Love the sounds - so cool, thus sexy and shit after this night.... - have ich's times again correctly anbrennen to leave was yesterday on a party (wilkhahn, furniture manufacturers), rabendicht around midnight and with the small student from our company home... one, again times one night of the sort "I-wish-calibrate be-non-completeso-full-in such a way", because the small was genuinly lecker (so far I remember kann).naja, this morning naturally most complete telephone alarm, the friend dissolved, because I verschollen was, and everyone mixes cover-up maneuvers, which you can introduce yourself! fortunately I can rely also here on a few people! and fortunately one is with 30 professional, and knows that one women to never underestimate may is pleased me on you, schnarchi, hears we to divide a bed with maren...

Lol....

Well, exactly.

TWB · Jun 2, 2006

saldne said:
That was bad, TWB. Lol!

If it is done correctly, I think it is quite good.

TWB · Jun 2, 2006

Eating_Scarlett said:
Well, exactly.

I guess its either nonsense or a rather loose translation... <nods>

Eating_Scarlett · Jun 2, 2006

TWB said:
Sicher, vixen Sie wenig. Ich spreche mit Ihnen auf Deutsch, wie ich Ihr nettes kleines hiney mit meinem wienerschnitzel stoße.

This is not the time nor place to suddenly develop a sense of humour.

TANG GOD · Jun 2, 2006

Eating_Scarlett said:
This post isn't scary at ALL.

i digitally composed your dirty sexy Paki face on mrs.lilith's body and proceeded to bust a load, then i rubbed my juice all over my hard chest in HOLY AWESOMENESS!!!1

please pitty fuck me.

-phreak · Jun 4, 2006

Jesus fuck. The things I do for people. Gimme a minute.

-phreak · Jun 4, 2006

Eating_Scarlett said:
I need this translated. Can anybody help?

love the sounds - so cool, so sexy und das nach dieser nacht....
shit - hab ich's mal wieder richtig anbrennen lassen. war gestern auf einer
party (wilkhahn, möbelhersteller), rabendicht um mitternacht und mit der kleinen
studentin aus unserer firma nach hause...man, wieder mal eine nacht von der
sorte "ich-wünschte-ich wäre-nicht-ganz-so-voll-gewesen", weil die kleine war
echt lecker (so weit ich mich erinnern kann).naja, heute morgen natürlich völligster
telefon-alarm, die freundin aufgelöst, weil ich verschollen war, und jede menge
vertuschungsmanöver, das kannst du dir ja vorstellen! zum glück kann ich mich
auch hier auf ein paar leute verlassen! und zum glück ist man mit 30 ja profi, und weiss
dass man frauen nie unterschätzen darf.
freu mich auf dich, schnarchi, höre wir teilen ein bett bei maren...

love the sounds - so cool, so sexy and that after tonight...
Shit, I really let loose again. Was at a party yesterday (Wilkhahn, furniture producer), fucked up drunk at midnight, and went home with the little hot student chick from our firm...one of those nights where you wish you weren';t so drunk, cause this girl was really hot...well, as far as I can remember.
Whatever, this morning the phone was ringing of the hook, my girlfriend freaked out because I disappeared last night, and I was trying to cover the whole thing up, you know! Luckily, I can rely on a few people here! And, at age 30, one is professional enough to know never to underestimate woman.
Can't wait to see you hun, listen, let's share a bed at maren's....

And what the fuck is this crap for?

Eating_Scarlett · Jun 7, 2006

-phreak said:
love the sounds - so cool, so sexy and that after tonight...
Shit, I really let loose again. Was at a party yesterday (Wilkhahn, furniture producer), fucked up drunk at midnight, and went home with the little hot student chick from our firm...one of those nights where you wish you weren';t so drunk, cause this girl was really hot...well, as far as I can remember.
Whatever, this morning the phone was ringing of the hook, my girlfriend freaked out because I disappeared last night, and I was trying to cover the whole thing up, you know! Luckily, I can rely on a few people here! And, at age 30, one is professional enough to know never to underestimate woman.
Can't wait to see you hun, listen, let's share a bed at maren's....

And what the fuck is this crap for?

*L* some guy at work.

He's in a de facto relationship with a woman and the student he 'took home' has a boyfriend too. I came accross the email above and needed to find out all the dirty goss, hence me posting it for translation.

Tx.

Nuggy · Jun 7, 2006

-phreak said:
love the sounds - so cool, so sexy and that after tonight...
Shit, I really let loose again. Was at a party yesterday (Wilkhahn, furniture producer), fucked up drunk at midnight, and went home with the little hot student chick from our firm...one of those nights where you wish you weren';t so drunk, cause this girl was really hot...well, as far as I can remember.
Whatever, this morning the phone was ringing of the hook, my girlfriend freaked out because I disappeared last night, and I was trying to cover the whole thing up, you know! Luckily, I can rely on a few people here! And, at age 30, one is professional enough to know never to underestimate woman.
Can't wait to see you hun, listen, let's share a bed at maren's....

And what the fuck is this crap for?

nah, correct would be; I heard we share...

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