The Queen's Purse.

Virtual_Burlesque · May 7, 2005

cloudy said:
. . . And what is it with her obsession with looking under kilts?

Some say her Great-Great-Grandmother once had lust in her heart for a Scot?

LadyJeanne · May 7, 2005

A Gameboy.

ABSTRUSE · May 7, 2005

A Wonka bar.

Fake vomit to play pranks with during formal dinners.

A picture of Paris Hilton with a mustache drawn on her face.

Dar~ · May 7, 2005

Tweezers, Juicy fruit, remote to her butterfly tingler, electric hand buzzer, saline for fake tears, photo of angelina jolie naked.

cloudy · May 7, 2005

I bet she has an Adam & Eve catalogue in there.

ABSTRUSE · May 7, 2005

Horny Goat weed.

Guest · May 8, 2005

amoungst the bits of tobacco and rolling papers, there is a small but tidy ball of kippers and chips...sometimes, we all have to live vicariously

shereads · May 8, 2005

Liar said:
Austin Powers' mojo.

That's her in a nutshell.

shereads · May 8, 2005

cloudy said:
I bet she has an Adam & Eve catalogue in there.

And a Sex in the City pearl thong.

Oh, and condoms. Don't forget condoms.

Edited to add: Oops. Forget condoms. Cloudy already covered that. So to speak.

I don't think she has a Gameboy. I'm pretty certain she has an i-pod, though. In a hot pink Juicy Couture case.

arienette · May 8, 2005

shereads said:
And a Sex in the City pearl thong.

Oh, and condoms. Don't forget condoms.

Edited to add: Oops. Forget condoms. Cloudy already covered that. So to speak.

I don't think she has a Gameboy. I'm pretty certain she has an i-pod, though. In a hot pink Juicy Couture case.

Just think about the Queen dancing around with her ipod...new, corporate rap playing in her ears.

An extra pair of socks and underwear. Just in case of emergencies.

ABSTRUSE · May 12, 2005

An autographed picture of me, with DuranDuran in a nice frame.

cloudy · May 12, 2005

ABSTRUSE said:
An autographed picture of me, with DuranDuran in a nice frame.

A book of insults by The Twisted Sisters.

lucky-E-leven · Oct 14, 2005

Bump (& Grind)

:devil:

psssst! Sher! Are you in there?

ABSTRUSE · Oct 14, 2005

lucky-E-leven said:
Bump (& Grind)

psssst! Sher! Are you in there?

Look under the Cadbury chocolate bar.

Guest · Oct 14, 2005

What's in the Queen's Purse?

A letter delivered today by the not-so-efficient British Post Office.

"Just arrived in Yorktown. Nice town. Doesn't appear to be any Rebels about."--Cornwallis

ABSTRUSE · Oct 14, 2005

Oh NO!!! Her Maj just blew her nose in Sher!!!

oggbashan · Oct 14, 2005

Her racing form book embossed with the Royal Arms.

ABSTRUSE · Oct 14, 2005

oggbashan said:
Her racing form book embossed with the Royal Arms.

*snicker*

lucky-E-leven · Oct 14, 2005

I'll bet she's got both of my cutting boards and my video editing software in there. I've looked absolutely everywhere.

Everywhere but there!

ABSTRUSE · Oct 14, 2005

lucky-E-leven said:
I'll bet she's got both of my cutting boards and my video editing software in there. I've looked absolutely everywhere.

Everywhere but there!

Or in Ivana's hair? Try there too.

lucky-E-leven · Oct 14, 2005

ABSTRUSE said:
Or in Ivana's hair? Try there too.

Um... the Donald has been in that hair. If that's where my shit is, I don't want it back.

Ever!

*gag*

*sputter*

ABSTRUSE · Oct 14, 2005

lucky-E-leven said:
Um... the Donald has been in that hair. If that's where my shit is, I don't want it back.

Ever!

*gag*

*sputter*

Make him buy you new stuff...sue, sue, sue for damages.

lucky-E-leven · Oct 14, 2005

ABSTRUSE said:
Make him buy you new stuff...sue, sue, sue for damages.

Gotta go bigger than just recovery cost. Damages must be hugely exaggerated.

How else am I gonna build myself a motorcycle speedway?

ABSTRUSE · Oct 14, 2005

lucky-E-leven said:
Gotta go bigger than just recovery cost. Damages must be hugely exaggerated.

How else am I gonna build myself a motorcycle speedway?

We'll go for mental cruelty and loss of chopped vegetables which resulted in scurvy and rickets.
Justice must prevail.....can I ride my bike there???

lucky-E-leven · Oct 14, 2005

ABSTRUSE said:
We'll go for mental cruelty and loss of chopped vegetables which resulted in scurvy and rickets.
Justice must prevail.....can I ride my bike there???

If I win, I'll build a special adult trike track. :kiss:

I will NOT, however, negotiate on the mandatory use of helmets.

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