Emoticons THey Should Have

rosco rathbone · Aug 12, 2005

I often stop to think that the full range of my emotional expressiveness is not reflected by the smileys we have here, or even the ones on Yahoo. Who picks these smileys anyhow. Why do we have heart AND rose, yet no smug smirk?

I think there should be a smiley of a little face doing that "Baboo from the Simpsons, you very bad man, very rude man" admonishing stiff side-to-side finger wave.

Or a smiley of someone holding hand over eyes, lowered head, and shaking head at same time, as if to say "oh for fucks sake, I can't even look".

What smileys do you think we should have?

Hairgrip · Aug 12, 2005

"for fuck's sake you cunt" ones

yep

and "ego centric bastard" ones.

as i seem to be able to cause offence to people today i would like to clarify that neither of the above are aimed at you. yet."

restlessnights · Aug 12, 2005

I really want a middle finger smiley. It's very much needed around these parts.

snasu · Aug 12, 2005

I often have my fingers press to my forehead and temple resting on my thumb and one eyebrow raised when I'm reading various threads.

not sure what that emotion would be.

rimmy · Aug 12, 2005

restlessnights said:
I really want a middle finger smiley. It's very much needed around these parts.

That's the one I want the most too.

rosco rathbone · Aug 12, 2005

Hairgrip said:
"for fuck's sake you cunt" ones

yep

and "ego centric bastard" ones.

as i seem to be able to cause offence to people today i would like to clarify that neither of the above are aimed at you. yet."

You have to describe what they look like; being as smileys are pictorial representations of "feelings". FOr example, egocentric bastard could be a little smiley flipping up his Lacoste shirt collar, winking, and cocking an imaginary gun.

Guest · Aug 12, 2005

Sarcasm. We definitely need a REAL sarcasm emoticon.

I'm pretty sure I'd wear it out.

rosco rathbone · Aug 12, 2005

snasu said:
I often have my fingers press to my forehead and temple resting on my thumb and one eyebrow raised when I'm reading various threads.

not sure what that emotion would be.

I'm picturing it now. That's good.

nitengale · Aug 12, 2005

http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/fu2.gif

nitengale · Aug 12, 2005

or...

http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/flipoff.gif

rosco rathbone · Aug 12, 2005

Another good one: that disgusted "oh for chrissakes, shut the fuck up" grimace combined with an abrupt dismissive backhand hand wave.

sticky_keyboard · Aug 12, 2005

The range of yah-ha-hooey IM emoticons would be a good place to start.

rimmy · Aug 12, 2005

bootgrrl said:
Sarcasm. We definitely need a REAL sarcasm emoticon.

I'm pretty sure I'd wear it out.

Oh, like we really need a sarcastic emotie. good call Boots

Guest · Aug 12, 2005

rimmy said:
Oh, like we really need a sarcastic emotie. good call Boots

Maybe I should amend that to...we REALLY need a 'don't be such a smartass' emoticon.

The Mutt · Aug 12, 2005

What's with all the cats?

snasu · Aug 12, 2005

http://www.amanita.net/images/smilies/smilies.html

I went looking for a sarcasm one, but did find one that worked.

sticky_keyboard · Aug 12, 2005

The Mutt said:
What's with all the cats?

[shrug]It's a porn board...it's all about pussy.[/shrug]

killallhippies · Aug 12, 2005

a yawning one would be great. it would be the only one i'd use.

rosco rathbone · Aug 12, 2005

sticky_keyboard said:
The range of yah-ha-hooey IM emoticons would be a good place to start.

I agree. Smileys must cost a lot of software man hours to develop or something. I can't think of any other reason for being so stingey with them.

Morcheeba · Aug 12, 2005

High Time They Step It Up A Notch

I suggest Celebrity photo emoticons and not all these little yellow, blue, green and red faces. The cats and bunny rabbits, puhleeeze!

Think about:

Brad Pitt's angry Fight Club pose - Come on, motherfucker!

The constipated Kirstie Alley look - This thread makes me feel fat - I should leave.

GWB Jr. picking his nose - You're all so silly, I flick booogers at you all!

JLo's large, plump ass - I squash this thread with my thunderbutt! Die Die Die!

Dustin Hoffman's profile shot - I'm too old to care about this topic.

Yoda - Be with you, may the force.

Paris Hilton (naked) - This thread sucks so bad I'm just gonna lie down again.

Pauly Shore - Maybe I can resurrect it - just like my career!!

You follow me???

rosco rathbone · Aug 12, 2005

I would love to see smileys made for all those star emotions. I would get really sick of seeing the faces of stars, even in cartoon form, but they can do amazing things with smileys nowadays. They could definitely abstract any of these into eternal circular yellow form.

snasu · Aug 12, 2005

http://sarge.trybalink.net/Smilies/Apollos/Igor.gif

and here is an old link of glamorilla's. (and now I'll stop

. there is not enough smiley's in this thread.): http://sarge.trybalink.net/Smilies/

h_i_s · Aug 13, 2005

rosco rathbone said:
I often stop to think that the full range of my emotional expressiveness is not reflected by the smileys we have here, or even the ones on Yahoo. Who picks these smileys anyhow. Why do we have heart AND rose, yet no smug smirk?

I think there should be a smiley of a little face doing that "Baboo from the Simpsons, you very bad man, very rude man" admonishing stiff side-to-side finger wave.

Or a smiley of someone holding hand over eyes, lowered head, and shaking head at same time, as if to say "oh for fucks sake, I can't even look".

What smileys do you think we should have?

Here you go rosco. A few i'd gathered from other sites ...
http://www.shearologist.com/misc-emoti/gruntfu.gif
http://www.shearologist.com/misc-emoti/rolleyes.gif
http://www.shearologist.com/misc-emoti/deadfu.gif
http://www.shearologist.com/misc-emoti/1finger-salute.gif
http://www.shearologist.com/misc-emoti/yuck-fou.gif

h_i_s · Aug 13, 2005

And a few that i made myself, from scratch. (Yes, they are time consuming to create .. but *i* am not stingy with mine.).
http://www.shearologist.com/misc-emoti/asl_male.gif
http://www.shearologist.com/misc-emoti/bflagsmiley.gif
http://www.shearologist.com/misc-emoti/cflagsmiley.gif
http://www.shearologist.com/misc-emoti/uncle_sam.gif
http://www.shearologist.com/misc-emoti/usa.gif
http://www.shearologist.com/misc-emoti/shady.gif

h_i_s · Aug 13, 2005

A few more of the smileys i have made ....

http://www.shearologist.com/misc-emoti/boohoo.gif
http://www.shearologist.com/misc-emoti/flirtyrose.gif
http://www.shearologist.com/misc-emoti/rofl.gif
http://www.shearologist.com/misc-emoti/bunny.gif
http://www.shearologist.com/misc-emoti/gummy.gif
http://www.shearologist.com/misc-emoti/asl_female.gif

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