You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When...

Cathleen · Jun 22, 2005

iansearchof said:
It's enough that you'll GIVE me the bananas. Can get there; I drive a stick; also have a five speed transmission--yuk, kyuk...

I'm chuckling here funny man. Just remember at the end of I95, go right. (no, not the political right, just right!) :kiss:

YKYSFW you want to scream TAKE me, err them - all you want.

Cathleen · Jun 22, 2005

MT_Pitcher said:
YKYSFW you dream of dancing bananas.....

I thought everyone knew I can't stand those dancing things... I was thrilled when they got moved to the [more] part of the smilies. Now I do miss seeing the froggie and it isn't as convenient for

but to get rid of those things..... it is all worth it.

Oh, you only meant dreaming..... nevermind then.

iansearchof · Jun 22, 2005

Cathleen said:
I'm chuckling here funny man. Just remember at the end of I95, go right. (no, not the political right, just right!)

YKYSFW you want to scream TAKE me, err them - all you want.

...you can't go right even for some of Cate's marinated bananas.

You'll have to meet and part way...

Are you a republican or do you hate jesus? (stolen from the mutt to commemorate the twit from indiana)

Cathleen · Jun 22, 2005

iansearchof said:
...you can't go right even for some of Cate's marinated bananas.

You'll have to meet and part way...

Are you a republican or do you hate jesus? (stolen from the mutt to commemorate the twit from indiana)

Remember, three rights make a left but then again I don't think I want to share with so many.

I'm a centrist in all things!

LustfulOne50 · Jun 22, 2005

Succulent-one said:
YKYSFW the sheer thought of Lustful licking the bun gets you all creamy.

YKYSFW you offer her a banana split and say you want nuts or whip cream in////on that split. oops

iansearchof · Jun 22, 2005

Cathleen said:
.......I'm a centrist in all things!

The hart of the matter, at last...now to whip the cream...

MatchedPair · Jun 23, 2005

you know you're sexually frustrated when

your old high school teacher from 35 years ago starts looking good

I just made that up so I could get closer to 100 posts

Cathleen · Jun 23, 2005

iansearchof said:
The hart of the matter, at last...now to whip the cream...

OK, is this Hart as in 'Monkey Business' and Bimini or :heart:

as in you have mine? Either way, whipped cream please. :kiss:

Cathleen · Jun 23, 2005

MatchedPair said:
you know you're sexually frustrated when

your old high school teacher from 35 years ago starts looking good

I just made that up so I could get closer to 100 posts

No matter the reason - this is all about fun and laughing through the SF!

Welcome to Lit, both of you. :rose:

marriedmanseeks · Jun 23, 2005

Cathleen said:
No matter the reason - this is all about fun and laughing through the SF!

Welcome to Lit, both of you.

Realy Cathleen, what sort of welcome is that, I thought you could at least have offered them some bananas from your copious stock!

landiek · Jun 23, 2005

YKYSFW

The only pussy you get is when the cat jumps in your lap........

and you are a girl

*sigh*

marriedmanseeks · Jun 23, 2005

landiek said:
YKYSFW

The only pussy you get is when the cat jumps in your lap........

and you are a girl

*sigh*

YKYSFWY look for a witch to change you into a cat ...

landiek · Jun 23, 2005

Here kitty kitty kitty

sirhugs · Jun 23, 2005

marriedmanseeks said:
YKYSFWY look for a witch to change you into a cat ...

YKYSFW your witch turns out to be a bitch

Artina Heartflash · Jun 23, 2005

sirhugs said:
YKYSFW your witch turns out to be a bitch

OH MELT her, sirhugs! Give her a swat with the broom and throw some cum on her.

I'm MELTING... melting! Ohhhh what a world...what a wang...

Gekken · Jun 23, 2005

stalk! crap no one's here

cc'skittykat · Jun 23, 2005

YKYSFW....You get off on the speculum during a female exam!

iansearchof · Jun 23, 2005

cc'skittykat said:
YKYSFW....You get off on the speculum during a female exam!

....one of your adolescent fantasies is fulfilled!

marriedmanseeks · Jun 24, 2005

YKYSFWY just have to check your Lit. message box

Cathleen · Jun 24, 2005

marriedmanseeks said:
YKYSFWY just have to check your Lit. message box

YKYSFW you want to know if MM has anything good in his message box so you can have a thrill once removed.

Azure Dreams · Jun 24, 2005

YKYSFW you have a three day weekend and nothing or should that be no one to do it with

sirhugs · Jun 24, 2005

Artina Heartflash said:
OH MELT her, sirhugs! Give her a swat with the broom and throw some cum on her.

I'm MELTING... melting! Ohhhh what a world...what a wang...

YKYSFW you point out that fucking a pile of melted witch might lack that certain something

Azure Dreams · Jun 24, 2005

sirhugs said:
YKYSFW you point out that fucking a pile of melted witch might lack that certain something

YKYSFW melting sounds like fun so you go and hire a witch costume

marriedmanseeks · Jun 24, 2005

Cathleen said:
YKYSFW you want to know if MM has anything good in his message box so you can have a thrill once removed.

YKYSFWY want another thrilling message

KnightWing · Jun 24, 2005

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