You Know You're Sexually Frustrated When...

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iansearchof said:
It's enough that you'll GIVE me the bananas. Can get there; I drive a stick; also have a five speed transmission--yuk, kyuk... :rose:
I'm chuckling here funny man. Just remember at the end of I95, go right. (no, not the political right, just right!) :kiss:

YKYSFW you want to scream TAKE me, err them - all you want.
 
MT_Pitcher said:
YKYSFW you dream of dancing bananas.....
I thought everyone knew I can't stand those dancing things... I was thrilled when they got moved to the [more] part of the smilies. Now I do miss seeing the froggie and it isn't as convenient for ;) but to get rid of those things..... it is all worth it.

Oh, you only meant dreaming..... nevermind then. ;) :p
 
Cathleen said:
I'm chuckling here funny man. Just remember at the end of I95, go right. (no, not the political right, just right!) :kiss:

YKYSFW you want to scream TAKE me, err them - all you want.

...you can't go right even for some of Cate's marinated bananas.

You'll have to meet and part way...




Are you a republican or do you hate jesus? (stolen from the mutt to commemorate the twit from indiana)
 
iansearchof said:
...you can't go right even for some of Cate's marinated bananas.

You'll have to meet and part way...




Are you a republican or do you hate jesus? (stolen from the mutt to commemorate the twit from indiana)
Remember, three rights make a left but then again I don't think I want to share with so many. ;) I'm a centrist in all things!
 
Succulent-one said:
YKYSFW the sheer thought of Lustful licking the bun gets you all creamy.


YKYSFW you offer her a banana split and say you want nuts or whip cream in////on that split. oops
 
you know you're sexually frustrated when

your old high school teacher from 35 years ago starts looking good

I just made that up so I could get closer to 100 posts :)
 
iansearchof said:
The hart of the matter, at last...now to whip the cream...
OK, is this Hart as in 'Monkey Business' and Bimini or :heart: as in you have mine? Either way, whipped cream please. :kiss:
 
MatchedPair said:
you know you're sexually frustrated when

your old high school teacher from 35 years ago starts looking good

I just made that up so I could get closer to 100 posts :)
No matter the reason - this is all about fun and laughing through the SF!

Welcome to Lit, both of you. :rose:
 
Cathleen said:
No matter the reason - this is all about fun and laughing through the SF!

Welcome to Lit, both of you. :rose:

Realy Cathleen, what sort of welcome is that, I thought you could at least have offered them some bananas from your copious stock!


:rolleyes:
 
YKYSFW

The only pussy you get is when the cat jumps in your lap........





and you are a girl




*sigh*
 
sirhugs said:
YKYSFW your witch turns out to be a bitch

OH MELT her, sirhugs! Give her a swat with the broom and throw some cum on her.

I'm MELTING... melting! Ohhhh what a world...what a wang...
 
marriedmanseeks said:
YKYSFWY just have to check your Lit. message box
YKYSFW you want to know if MM has anything good in his message box so you can have a thrill once removed.
 
Artina Heartflash said:
OH MELT her, sirhugs! Give her a swat with the broom and throw some cum on her.

I'm MELTING... melting! Ohhhh what a world...what a wang...

YKYSFW you point out that fucking a pile of melted witch might lack that certain something
 
sirhugs said:
YKYSFW you point out that fucking a pile of melted witch might lack that certain something


YKYSFW melting sounds like fun so you go and hire a witch costume :p
 
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