Pool Party (for the men)

You look veeeeery sexy, all wet...the dim light shimmering off of you...splashes you back

<-----look! just look at what you've done to my hair!!

it's all flat and wet now, thanks to you.

*hands on hips*

humph.


I've been in this pool all day...bout time y'all got here :)

what?? didn't you see me out here doing the backstroke all afternoon??

hmm....you must have been blinded by the sun reflecting off all of my dripping wet curves and contours. :rolleyes:
 
apologetically grabs a towel, Dries honey's hair...their - now its as before. Gives Honey a peck on the cheek. :kiss:
 
<-----look! just look at what you've done to my hair!!

it's all flat and wet now, thanks to you.

*hands on hips*

humph.




what?? didn't you see me out here doing the backstroke all afternoon??

hmm....you must have been blinded by the sun reflecting off all of my dripping wet curves and contours. :rolleyes:

easing into the pool ;)
 
apologetically grabs a towel, Dries honey's hair...their - now its as before. Gives Honey a peck on the cheek. :kiss:

Hm. well. I guess I can forgive you.....

seeing as how you smell so good....and look so good....and.....oh, what's that?

is that some newfangled sort of lotion-applicator that you have down there?
 
not to worry, dear...its an all protein-based sunblocking cream, especially effective on those most sensitive parts
 
well, i'm not worried about the sun anymore, as it's night now, but I am feeling a bit dried-out from the chlorine.

it looks so creamy....how does it smell, I wonder?
 
no artificial smells or other ingredients, so it smells like nature itself...and its a great skin moisturizer. Here, let me rub it on you...
 
Pushes open the gate, hangs out the "swim naked, sun naked, or leave" sign...complies with rule...sets out the deck chairs...cleans the pool, and opens the bar. Its a love day, cum on in!
 
Pushes open the gate, hangs out the "swim naked, sun naked, or leave" sign...complies with rule...sets out the deck chairs...cleans the pool, and opens the bar. Its a love day, cum on in!
.


"complies with rule".....*snickers*

thinks, how convenient that i'm already naked! :rolleyes:

heya, Sexy--how's it goin'? :)

*blows kiss, flops down on nearby chaise*
 
You're always naked.

*giggles*

shut up. Nimrod.

*pets you*

Welcome folks I say, standing nearby...what can I get for you today?

something light and refreshing, please? can you make me a pineapple mimosa?

*sets tray of nibbles on bar*

*eats some*

I brought snacks, if anyone's hungry? I figured if you didn't have a hard-on, you probably needed something to eat, so.....:rolleyes:
 
*giggles*

I brought snacks, if anyone's hungry? I figured if you didn't have a hard-on, you probably needed something to eat, so.....:rolleyes:

Here's you mimosa...with fresh pineapple. While I do in fact have a hard-on behind this bar, I always enjoy having something to eat...even if its food.
 
Here's you mimosa...with fresh pineapple. While I do in fact have a hard-on behind this bar, I always enjoy having something to eat...even if its food.

I'm afraid food is all I have on offer today. :rose:

My kids start back to school in a week {cue angels singing} and I need to get on the stick and sort through clothes and find backpacks and buy pencils and new jeans and stuff. :)


Mmmm, fresh pineapple is the best!! :D:D

*takes a glass, flops back down on chaise*
 
Anyone here opposed to naked canonballers?

It is Friday, after all. ;)

*runs*

*jumps*

SPLASSSHHH!!!
 
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