My neighbour, Kelly the Crackwhore

hey darlin! I will have to spend some time getting updated on the Kelly situation. My computer crapped out at the critical time in the storytelling. :(

I hope all is well with you and I will try and pop on at the library to catch up with you (yep the computer is still dead---wouldn't be a problem is F hadn't turned into an ass and flaked when he was supposed to get me a new one--butthead!! :rolleyes: )

Hugs and :kiss: es to ya sweetie.
We will get caught up soon, I promise.

wild :heart:
 
funny!

I greatly appreciate the humor. I'm pretty much new here and already can't stand the folk who take themselves too seriously. My neighbour's a boring twit, sad to say.
 
cumallday said:
I greatly appreciate the humor. I'm pretty much new here and already can't stand the folk who take themselves too seriously. My neighbour's a boring twit, sad to say.

i think it has alot to do with perception of the typed word....type it out and people perceive what they want....so sad.
 
montrealgirl said:
I had an interesting Kelly encounter a few back that I really need to get into writing. I'll try my very best to get it up this weekend.

And yes, there will be photo accompaniment.

That was November first ... second ... third ... fourth ... fifth ... sixth ... seventh ... eighth ...

You total TEASE !!!

A du T

(Hope your absence has been for enjoyable reasons, and that all is well :) )
 
MechaBlade said:
I figured this actually belongs in the KtCW thread: https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=699651
Right now I am sitting in the back row of one of my classes with 700 students. I was checking out the front page of the GB and by chance decided to check if any of my posts from late last night got a response. I just found your original posting of this in Show's thread and seriously, started laughing so hard. I have tears coming down my face. It was quite the ruckous.

That is so fucking awesome! And it totally looks like her too.
 
Thanks, guys.

I was really just going off of montreal's description. And I've seen enough in my time to guess what a crack whore looks like.
 
New to lit, but love your thread, keep up the good work, after seeing that picture I hope you make sure you keep the rights to a "KTCW" animated series.
 
Glorified_G said:
New to lit, but love your thread, keep up the good work, after seeing that picture I hope you make sure you keep the rights to a "KTCW" animated series.

lmao....she's right...better have a (c) at the end of each KtCW story :D
 
how's kelly??? Friday night must be prime crack time! I use to have a friend, the only person I know who became a crack-head. His name was George and since he was thin, we called him "Skinny Crack George", you know, like, "skinny crack george and I don't care, skinny crack george and I don't care..." etc. Anyway, there's actually a whole song about him...I should post it on youtube!

I'm drunk on scotch...does that make me "jd the scotch whore"??? some part of me thinks so and that part likes it
 
It's December 1, and last December we were introduced to the charming world inhabited by Kelly and mg. I want to hear about the holiday celebrations again this year, the parties, the bonding between hallmates, auld lang syne, mistletoe, ho ho ho, and all that jazz.

I also want to know if John is going to report back to Montreal for New Year's again this year.

Any news to report?
 
Just a Kelly check. Where has that girl been ? What has she been up to?
(oh wait,we know what she has been up to. ) But we still want to hear about it.

On a completely different topic. I like MG's new Avatar.
 
southerntierguy said:
... the parties, the bonding between hallmates, auld lang syne, mistletoe, ho ho ho, and all that jazz.

I think you meant "... the panties, the bondage between cellmates, an old long one, masochismo, whore whore whore, and all that jizz."

But who am I to say? :D


A du T
 
I'm sending Kelly a freshly used beer can for Xmas so she can make a nice pipe out of it.

"crack rocks roasting on an open fire..."
 
mg, hope all is going well with you and that you'll have some more KtCW stories :D
 
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