SGTBIGDOG420
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riviting as allways MG
My neighbour, Kelly the Crackwhore
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NorthernPA4U
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the colony at Kalaupapa ?lightning1 said:
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I guess rory is a crackwhore too.
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NorthernPA4U said:
a leper colony in hawaii, now a tourist attraction as leprosy is a curable disease with modern anti-biotics
Fun in reflection
These experiences ("glimpses in the life of") have been quite fun to read. I had my fun with renters several years ago that would have made entertaining reading if documented. Of course at the time my mindset was not one of humor. Damn to responsibility...
These experiences ("glimpses in the life of") have been quite fun to read. I had my fun with renters several years ago that would have made entertaining reading if documented. Of course at the time my mindset was not one of humor. Damn to responsibility...
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So Kelly busted the front door of our building on Saturday night. I know this because I came home around midnight and the door worked fine. At approximately 1:30am I heard her screaming profanities in the hallway and slamming doors. It went a little something like this:
"You goddamn crazy motherfucker *SLAM* Fuck you motherfucker!! *BANG* Fuck off, I hate you! *CRASH SLAM BANG*"
By morning the door was busted and now it doesn't close properly.
Although, I suppose it could be the elderly guy that lives in apartment #3. I shouldn't just assume its the filthy fucking crackwhore vermon who lives next door who causes all the damage around here.
"You goddamn crazy motherfucker *SLAM* Fuck you motherfucker!! *BANG* Fuck off, I hate you! *CRASH SLAM BANG*"
By morning the door was busted and now it doesn't close properly.
Although, I suppose it could be the elderly guy that lives in apartment #3. I shouldn't just assume its the filthy fucking crackwhore vermon who lives next door who causes all the damage around here.
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lmfao
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Responses to your prayers and concerns during Kelly's "Grieving Period"
As for the blowing part, I believe she may have taken one day off.
I believe that Kelly has made it through this difficult time with the love and support from all her friends. And by "love and support," I mean "crack and extra tips."
I wanted to make her casserole but I don' think she actually eats.
I'm disgusted that you even think you need to ask that question.lightning1 said:RIP Mom
were they cute shoes?
Let's get together and you can see the shoes in person.HappyMisha said:I say we need a pic of said shoes.
Sorry about Kelly's mom. That blows.
As for the blowing part, I believe she may have taken one day off.
I believe that Kelly has made it through this difficult time with the love and support from all her friends. And by "love and support," I mean "crack and extra tips."
I wanted to make her casserole but I don' think she actually eats.
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montrealgirl
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Thanksgiving wrap-up
I wish I had been invited to that feast. So unfair.
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Fugly/Crackwhore.jpg
It's not really Kelly I worry about -- it's her clients.MoonShadowLady said:*giggles* hope she uses protect....oh wait...we're talking about KtCW....stupid me
I do my best to entertain. So does Kelly. In fact, I heard her singing "Mack the Knife" the other morning.HappyMisha said:
Well Leo does ride around on a greenish 10-speed bike. It's like a permanent feature in the front hallway.southerntierguy said:
I wish I had been invited to that feast. So unfair.
I'm just guessing here...lightning1 said:
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Fugly/Crackwhore.jpg
Hey, have a happy period.SGTBIGDOG420 said:
This brings a tear to my eye. Truly sweet. She's a lucky lady indeed.rimmy said:
ha!NorthernPA4U said:
Lots of people "have fun" with the renter in apartment #1. Lots.skehdublu said:
Interesting theory, but with one obvious flaw: Who would need Viagara around Kelly?mrtnmoon said:
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MG, you've done it again...thanks for the laughs
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Did Kelley pass out candy or do kids avoid her?
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What kind of "candy" are we talking about here?lightning1 said:
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How funny that you would pose that question.lightning1 said:
I had an interesting Kelly encounter a few back that I really need to get into writing. I'll try my very best to get it up this weekend.
And yes, there will be photo accompaniment.
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Uhm...montrealgirl said:
Do we need to wear sunglasses for the photos??
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(for the record, I am pleased to see some of the regulars are still around. You guys so rock -- letting me have my little story time. Thanks!)BlackWolf65 said:
I will say this. The photos are a tad disturbing. Yes you read that right: photo with an "s"
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EEEEK...montrealgirl said:
Time for eye protection, I think...
Though, I really am looking forward to these, too...
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Oh my, this could get scary fast!montrealgirl said:
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post links, not scarypic
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montrealgirl said:
AS always, I will be looking forward to this.
