Once Upon a Time.....

shy slave said:
Thats Mean.

You are a mean, mean, Dom

:(

Poor Tinkerbelle.

Mean, Mean, Mean, Mean

Have you ever thought that as you do that all her fairy dust is falling onto your cock?
Why do you need fairy dust there??

Sure beats rat vomit Miss Shy .........thank you for the introduction of that genre :D
 
shy slave said:
Thats Mean.

You are a mean, mean, Dom

:(

Poor Tinkerbelle.

Mean, Mean, Mean, Mean

Have you ever thought that as you do that all her fairy dust is falling onto your cock?
Why do you need fairy dust there??


Why, so it'll stay ---

.... On second thought, I believe I'll think better of implying such a thing about RJ.

*shuts up* ;)
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Sure beats rat vomit Miss Shy .........thank you for the introduction of that genre :D

being mean enough to spank fairies should mean it does get covered in rat vomit instead of fairy dust.

Then Jades sister may want RJ, I seem to recall she has experience of vomit on the equipment lol
 
shy slave said:
being mean enough to spank fairies should mean it does get covered in rat vomit instead of fairy dust.

Then Jades sister may want RJ, I seem to recall she has experience of vomit on the equipment lol


*roflmaoastc!!!!* I can't believe you remembered that!! :D :D :D
 
On Sunday I had an opportunity to see my aura on a computer screen.

It was amazing, the way it changed and moved really fascinated me.

It went through several changes and finally we took a picture of it and printed it out.

It had several colours all of which have their own meaning.

One of the colours was lavender, it appeared on my left shoulder.

I looked up what this means on the site attached to this computer programme.

Its said

"Lavender is clouds in deep space, flowers in the fairies’ glen. "


So I really do have fairies on my shoulder :)

:cathappy:
 
I just saw a t-shirt today, that made me think of you, Shy...

It read, "I'm not shy, I'm just quietly stalking my prey!"
 
Shankara20 said:
I'll loan you a pair to try on - panties only, I don't send out my bras. :D
I really could have used your help, years ago.

One evening, I decided to amuse myself and test my partner's self-control at the same time. I left her in the den and went upstairs to put some women's panties on under my jeans.... so I could surprise her later, at a time when giggling would be clearly inappropriate.

This is where I really could have used your help, Shankara. Because, unfortunately, the only panties in the bedroom were hers. And she was not only petite, but also fond of itty bitty things that are really no more than a tiny triangle of flimsy stuff masquerading as material and a confusing intersection of soft satiny string.

It took me forever to figure out how to put the damn thing on, and it was ripped to shreds before I got it halfway up my thighs.

All of which would have been ok, but for the fact that the bedroom door opened just as the tiny red bow from the apex of the former thong landed fluttering on the floor.

I had broken rule 62, page 8 of the Dominant's Handbook. If you don't want your sub to follow you upstairs and catch you with your pants down, be sure to issue the 'Stay' command before you leave the room. :rolleyes:

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JMohegan said:
I really could have used your help, years ago.

One evening, I decided to amuse myself and test my partner's self-control at the same time. I left her in the den and went upstairs to put some women's panties on under my jeans.... so I could surprise her later, at a time when giggling would be clearly inappropriate.

This is where I really could have used your help, Shankara. Because, unfortunately, the only panties in the bedroom were hers. And she was not only petite, but also fond of itty bitty things that are really no more than a tiny triangle of flimsy stuff masquerading as material and a confusing intersection of soft satiny string.

It took me forever to figure out how to put the damn thing on, and it was ripped to shreds before I got it halfway up my thighs.

All of which would have been ok, but for the fact that the bedroom door opened just as the tiny red bow from the apex of the former thong landed fluttering on the floor.

I had broken rule 62, page 8 of the Dominant's Handbook. If you don't want your sub to follow you upstairs and catch you with your pants down, be sure to issue the 'Stay' command before you leave the room. :rolleyes:

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great story - thanks
 
JMohegan said:
I really could have used your help, years ago.

One evening, I decided to amuse myself and test my partner's self-control at the same time. I left her in the den and went upstairs to put some women's panties on under my jeans.... so I could surprise her later, at a time when giggling would be clearly inappropriate.

This is where I really could have used your help, Shankara. Because, unfortunately, the only panties in the bedroom were hers. And she was not only petite, but also fond of itty bitty things that are really no more than a tiny triangle of flimsy stuff masquerading as material and a confusing intersection of soft satiny string.

It took me forever to figure out how to put the damn thing on, and it was ripped to shreds before I got it halfway up my thighs.

All of which would have been ok, but for the fact that the bedroom door opened just as the tiny red bow from the apex of the former thong landed fluttering on the floor.

I had broken rule 62, page 8 of the Dominant's Handbook. If you don't want your sub to follow you upstairs and catch you with your pants down, be sure to issue the 'Stay' command before you leave the room. :rolleyes:

.

Now that's funny!
 
Ebonyfire said:
Now that's funny!
It's also true. :eek:

My buddies and I maintain a D-BoB (Dominant's Book of Blunders). Unlike the mythical Dominant's Handbook, the DBOB really exists.

I think the panty episode is entry 15.
 
Their used to be a thread called 'things a dom shouldn't say' or something like that. It's pretty funny.
 
SpectreT said:
I just saw a t-shirt today, that made me think of you, Shy...

It read, "I'm not shy, I'm just quietly stalking my prey!"

I like that :)

If we ever have a Lit convention that would have to be a strong contender in the 'what to wear' dept
 
JMohegan said:
I really could have used your help, years ago.

One evening, I decided to amuse myself and test my partner's self-control at the same time. I left her in the den and went upstairs to put some women's panties on under my jeans.... so I could surprise her later, at a time when giggling would be clearly inappropriate.

This is where I really could have used your help, Shankara. Because, unfortunately, the only panties in the bedroom were hers. And she was not only petite, but also fond of itty bitty things that are really no more than a tiny triangle of flimsy stuff masquerading as material and a confusing intersection of soft satiny string.

It took me forever to figure out how to put the damn thing on, and it was ripped to shreds before I got it halfway up my thighs.

All of which would have been ok, but for the fact that the bedroom door opened just as the tiny red bow from the apex of the former thong landed fluttering on the floor.

I had broken rule 62, page 8 of the Dominant's Handbook. If you don't want your sub to follow you upstairs and catch you with your pants down, be sure to issue the 'Stay' command before you leave the room. :rolleyes:

.


LOL

Did she giggle or cry convinced you were going to ruin all her underwear??

I am sure if he did that I would be speechless (no gag necessary!).

As for the 'stay' command.....

Thats the problem with some Doms they just lack clarity on what they expect.

Subs ain't psychic y'know

ROFL
 
JMohegan said:
It's also true. :eek:

My buddies and I maintain a D-BoB (Dominant's Book of Blunders). Unlike the mythical Dominant's Handbook, the DBOB really exists.

I think the panty episode is entry 15.

Any other episodes you can share?

Or do you have a 'funny handshake, sworn to secrecy' thing?
 
shy slave said:
Any other episodes you can share?

Or do you have a 'funny handshake, sworn to secrecy' thing?
Thank god I have good self-control, or my screen would be soaking wet with the water I have just been drinking. :D
 
chris9 said:
Thank god I have good self-control, or my screen would be soaking wet with the water I have just been drinking. :D

You have SELF CONTROL!!!!

Are submissives allowed 'self-control' :confused:

I thought we needed to ask permission and have it stamped & signed in triplicate before even attempting self control!

Did someone lie to me.

I am shocked.

I need to go and re-read the 'How to be a submissive' manual again.
 
shy slave said:
You have SELF CONTROL!!!!

Are submissives allowed 'self-control' :confused:

I thought we needed to ask permission and have it stamped & signed in triplicate before even attempting self control!

Did someone lie to me.

I am shocked.

I need to go and re-read the 'How to be a submissive' manual again.

*sobs* Don't tell me I got it all wrong :(
The manual said something about giving up control to a true Dominant. And I figured I have to HAVE control before giving it to someone, because otherwise I have nothing to give. And I worked SO hard to achieve this self-control...
 
shy slave said:
LOL

Did she giggle or cry convinced you were going to ruin all her underwear??
She had the most adorable, genuinely perplexed look on her face. It was absolutely priceless.

I grinned and gave her my "you better run" look. Which she did.... until I caught her, tickled her mercilessly, and then did what I always did when I had those "god, she's adorable" moments.

Afterward, she had the good sense not to ask me what I had been doing with her panties. But of course I told her anyway. She laughed so hard that I was forced to start tickling her once again.
 
shy slave said:
Any other episodes you can share?

Or do you have a 'funny handshake, sworn to secrecy' thing?
ROFL!

Ohhh, that was outstanding! Very witty, birthday girl. :)

Unfortunately, the answer to your 2nd question is no. None of my Dom friends are former frat boys, and when I tried to sell them on the handshake idea they balked, insisting that there are enough goofy rituals in the scene without bringing adolescence into the dynamic. ;)

As for your 1st question, many of the stories are simply not mine to tell. And some of mine are pretty fucking embarrassing. But if something else turns up on the board that reminds me of an episode I'll share it, for the same reason my friends & I started the D-BoB. It keeps things in perspective.
 
graceanne said:
Their used to be a thread called 'things a dom shouldn't say' or something like that. It's pretty funny.
Thanks for the tip, graceanne. I tried to find it, but unfortunately (notwithstanding the cowboy's best efforts), I'm still search function challenged. :eek:
 
chris9 said:
*sobs* Don't tell me I got it all wrong :(
The manual said something about giving up control to a true Dominant. And I figured I have to HAVE control before giving it to someone, because otherwise I have nothing to give. And I worked SO hard to achieve this self-control...

ROFL

Thanks for making me laugh and realise I need to work harder at the control thing just so I can give it up for him
 
JMohegan said:
Thanks for the tip, graceanne. I tried to find it, but unfortunately (notwithstanding the cowboy's best efforts), I'm still search function challenged. :eek:

Yeah, I looked for it, too. But as you said, i'm still search function challenged myself. I did everything that they told me too, and STILL didn't get anying. :mad: Damn lit. Maybe someone else can find it.
 
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