rgraham666
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She sure can pick 'em. 
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GOOOOD MOOOOOORNING LIT!!!!!!!!
WAKE UP!!!!!!
i wanna play
and ther's no one to play with
WAKE UP!!!!!!
i wanna play
and ther's no one to play with
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cloudy said:I'm here.
SKANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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cloudy said:BEOTCH!!!!!!!!
Am I truly sick for enjoying being called that?
MISSED YA GURLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No cuz then i would be sick too
MaeveoSliabh
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In the news today: Shipment of Viagra stolen. Police on the lookout for hardened criminals.
matriarch
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Why is it, that the nights when you get the worst possible sleep, are the nights when you HAVE to wake up at a certain time, to be in a certain place??
I am sooooooooo tired, I hate alarms, and I just want to go back to sleep. Duty and prior arrangements do not allow that.
I am sooooooooo tired, I hate alarms, and I just want to go back to sleep. Duty and prior arrangements do not allow that.
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maybe
just mabe
i shouldn't work with rocks, chisels and hammers.
*ouch*
just mabe
i shouldn't work with rocks, chisels and hammers.
*ouch*
Nirvanadragones
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Surviving past
Hopeful future
Hurting now
I see you
You are beautiful
You are mine
Hopeful future
Hurting now
I see you
You are beautiful
You are mine
rgraham666
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Silly trolls. I don't care. 
OhMissScarlett
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Haha. Now, you know that Death rides a pale cow.BlackShanglan said:
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OhMissScarlett said:Haha. Now, you know that Death rides a pale cow.
No wonder I'm not scared of Him then. Who's going to be intimidated by a cow?
OhMissScarlett
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If it was a bull maybe, but a cow, definitely not.rgraham666 said:
Death just doesn't have the stones for pro bullriding. rgraham666
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OhMissScarlett said:If it was a bull maybe, but a cow, definitely not.
That makes two of us.
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Oh pooh, I was just about to ask you to go to The Stampede with me.rgraham666 said:That makes two of us.
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"Good afternoon. Health Club."
"Hi. I'd like some information about membership."
"Certainly. Right now, we're running a special."
"Aren't health clubs always running some sort of special?"
*snort* "Yeah. Would you like to come in for a tour? We'll give you the high-pressure sales pitch for an hour, then you get a complimentary private racquetball lesson and a deep tissue massage."
"Sounds good to me."
"Great. How's Thursday afternoon for you? It's the only thing Jake has open this coming week."
*choke* "Did you say Jake?"
"Yeah. You know him?"
"I know a Jake. I don't know your Jake. I'm very fond of my Jake, though."
"Well, I'm sure you'll be just as fond of our Jake when you meet him. One o'clock?"
"See you then."
*snicker*
"Hi. I'd like some information about membership."
"Certainly. Right now, we're running a special."
"Aren't health clubs always running some sort of special?"
*snort* "Yeah. Would you like to come in for a tour? We'll give you the high-pressure sales pitch for an hour, then you get a complimentary private racquetball lesson and a deep tissue massage."
"Sounds good to me."
"Great. How's Thursday afternoon for you? It's the only thing Jake has open this coming week."
*choke* "Did you say Jake?"
"Yeah. You know him?"
"I know a Jake. I don't know your Jake. I'm very fond of my Jake, though."
"Well, I'm sure you'll be just as fond of our Jake when you meet him. One o'clock?"
"See you then."
*snicker*
BlackShanglan
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OhMissScarlett said:Haha. Now, you know that Death rides a pale cow.
I love you.
I love the world. I love fucking everything this morning!
artisticbiguy
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Copeous amounts of horsey lurv can't be a bad thing!BlackShanglan said:I love you.
I love the world. I love fucking everything this morning!
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Life lessons No. 8 zillion-three and four: Take a shower after you clean the backyard barbecue gas grill, especially if it's above 90 degrees, not before you do it. When you clean it, however reluctant and how hard you try, at some point you're just gonna hafta stick your hands in there and get really dirty and greasy.
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BlackShanglan said:I love you.
I love the world. I love fucking everything this morning!
Shanglan, your good mood is contagious
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AwwwBlackShanglan said:I love you.
I love the world. I love fucking everything this morning!
I love you too, dahlink.
ETA: It must've been quite a night if Shanglan thinks it's still morning.
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BlackShanglan said:I love you.
I love the world. I love fucking everything this morning!
THAT, my dearest horse, is a most interesting statement upon interpretation of potential verbs
(At at least some corners of the world are extremely fond of you, too.)
BlackShanglan
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artisticbiguy said:Copeous amounts of horsey lurv can't be a bad thing!
Well, no formal complaints were lodged on the topic.
joeys-game said:Shanglan, your good mood is contagious
Delighted to hear it! It's one of those moods that you want to broadcast to the masses and infuse in everyone.
OhMissScarlett said:Awww
I love you too, dahlink.
ETA: It must've been quite a night if Shanglan thinks it's still morning.
*snicker*
It's morning. It has to be. Just got out of bed. (Or had when I wrote the previous post).
malachiteink said:THAT, my dearest horse, is a most interesting statement upon interpretation of potential verbs
(At at least some corners of the world are extremely fond of you, too.)
*laugh* Verb or participlize it as you like - and yes, I'm just doing that specifically to annoy you. Do not throw heavy objects at the horse, with the exception of yourself.
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